

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Mar 1, 2021 • 1h 31min
"It Potato Head"......sounds disgustingly perfect......
Hasbro is doing white genocide to Mr. Potato Head and also Biden's dog is too disgusting to be a presidential dog Support the show, get a bonus episode veery week, and listen to BUTTFEST 2000 at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Get Tony's excellent bread at https://sickles-harvest.myshopify.com/

Feb 25, 2021 • 13min
Buttfest 2000 - Intro (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get access to weekly bonus Minion Death Cult episodes as well as the ENTIRE Butt Fest 2000 miniseries Alexander did with Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio. In this miniseries we explore the world of butt rock, decade by decade, searching for meaning and overarching themes. Did butt rock exist in the 80's? How is it similar to the butt rock of later years? Is butt rock political? Is any of it good? Subscribe to find out.

Feb 23, 2021 • 1h 37min
The City and County, along with power providers or any other service owes you NOTHING!
This week we explore the death cult's response to the Texas freeze, what this foreshadows for climate catastrophes, and how capitalists will clumsily attempt to normalize these crises Support Texas mutual aid organizations: https://www.gofundme.com/f/mutualaidhou https://venmo.com/austinmutualaidhotels https://venmo.com/feedthepeopledallas Support Minion Death Cult for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, including BUTTFEST 2000

Feb 18, 2021 • 1min
Based hahaha. He played Beatles song (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode delivered straight to your podcast app every week (as well as access to all previous bonus episodes) This week Seattle Antifa militants built a violent snow fort in front of a police station driveway that most likely prevented first responders from saving every meemaw in the city and police are playing copyrighted songs in an attempt to get copwatch livestreams taken down, which is freaking epic as fuuuuuuuuuu*k

Feb 15, 2021 • 1h 16min
Everyone calm down. The Democrats didn't "cave." They're not hapless idiots.
This week we focus on the Democratic response to a failed senate impeachment trial, with delusional, gaslighting, and (genuinely) promising reactions Support the show for $3/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult music: Deerhunter - Nothing Ever Happened

Feb 12, 2021 • 5min
256 - Now that Lucasfilm has given into hate and vengeance, it is firmly on the path to the dark side (clip)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week sent directly to your podcast app. This week we cover actress Gina Carano getting cancelled for posting facebook memes to instagram, the conservative values she may have been able to impart on Grogru if she were allowed to stay, and responses from The Epoch Times also, conservative millennial memester Benny Johnson has a killer bit about kamala harris' niece and Tom Brady that you've gotta hear

Feb 9, 2021 • 1h 22min
The only thing Tom MacDonald slays: bars, allusions, etc.
This week current events finally force us to cover Facebook rapper Tom MacDonald and his conservative culture war bars also, we cover the forthcoming Hogg pillow and the various reasonable responses across the political spectrum Music: Shao Fist - Shao Demo Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week delivered to your podcast app

Feb 4, 2021 • 10min
WTF happened to good ole dark creepy hot topic? I sure miss it. (clip)
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Feb 1, 2021 • 1h 28min
RUN TO YOUR DEATH, ONLY SHEEPS RUN TO THEIR DEATH
This week we: continue to watch how laughably Wall Street is handling GameStonk, Cover a hip LA donut shop firing unionizing employees and the bootlicking instagram accounts arising to defend it, and follow the anti-mask Facebook account responsible for temporarily shutting down the Dodger Stadium vaccination center Follow Donut Friend United http://twitter.com/dfuworkers http://instagram.com/donutfriendunited Support the show for only $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week.

Jan 29, 2021 • 3min
Commy liberals just took Wallstreet bets off redit w/ Matt Christman (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult.com and get access to every bonus episode.