Minion Death Cult

This week Eric from We Hate Movies and Hooked on TJ Hooker joins us to dissect the much less nuanced sequel to 2015's geopolitical crime thriller Sicario--Sicario: Day of the Soldado Gone from the cast is audience surrogate and moral compass Emily Blunt, while the two antagonists from the first film, CIA agent and CIA asset played by Josh Brolin and Benicio Del Toro, become the sociopathic protagonists in a film about Mexican cartels smuggling Muslim terrorists across the border. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week directly in your podcast app.

The stunning finale to our reading of Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance. When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post- Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize. When Ricki's lies get Mike doxxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of anti- fascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth.Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike's trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs. Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love? Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get instant access to this and hundreds of bonus episodes

This week we're covering the most important issue concerning conservative Americans: a child's cartoon where a teen turns into a panda and twerks at her mother Also, republicans answer a poll about fighting against a hypothetical Russian invasion in the US and cant help revealing a bit to much about themselves Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week There are a few remaining Bart Against Bosses T-Shirts available at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: mewithoutYou - Tie Me Up! Untie Me!  

When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post- Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize. When Ricki's lies get Mike doxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of anti fascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth.Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike's trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs. Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love? Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, plus a bonus episode every week, directly in your podcast app

This week Jesse Farrar of Your Kickstarter Sucks and Go Off Kings helps us cover the reaction to Jussie Smollett's sentencing and a viral "feel good" story about a Starbucks barista covertly offering help to a  possibly-harassed female customer makes Fox News commentators "feel bad," mostly in the form of "Why do women always assume it's creepy if I talk to them in public?" Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes Music : Dissection  - The Somberlain

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode This week: Godspeed You! Black Emperor bros Doing a vegan hall pass on your mom's birthday cake Writing about how marijuana is the devil no matter how many people are screaming "shut the f_ck up" at me Music: Kanye West - Blood on the Leaves

UNLOCKED: War is hell, and so are the takes Minion Death Cult is entirely listener funded. Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episodes like this every week. Also get instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes right in your podcast app. Music: Broadcast - Message from Home

This week Henry and Bob from the Talking Simpsons podcast join us to discuss the pilot episode of everyone's favorite libertarian kids' show: The Tuttle Twins A libertarian think tank's response to the Magic School Bus, a time-traveling anti-communist abuela takes her grandkids on epic trips across history to teach them about how socialism is when you have two cows and the government gives one to your neighbor. Listen to Talking Simpsons at https://talkingsimpsons.libsyn.com/ or wherever you get podcasts Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to the entire catelogue of bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app. Music: The Swirlies - Sunn

This week a professor asks students to give Osama Bin Laden the Nobel Peace Prize, and one student bravely refuses And a hack NYT ad causes TERFs to reckon with the fact that JK Rowling (the billionaire) has been unpersoned Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  and get a bonus episode every week directly in your podcast app as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content

This week we suss out the witches in our congregation, warning them that their days in our church are numbered. Also, Facebook's most credulous radio host gives a dire warning about the communisation of passport photos Finally: Dr. Jordan B Peterson releases a FIRE anti-Trudeau BANGER that fucking SLAPS Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus conten