Minion Death Cult

Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of derranged bonus content This week: A new definition of WE LIVE IN A REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY drops Some of the best and most sensible reactions to the NFL halftime show And an NPR article, sure to make no one happy, that explores the cowardice of white people hiding behind yellow hand emojis such as when Culture Abuse filliped off Tony on twitter

This week Left Flank Vets join us to talk racist dads, the Biden administration denying they were ever going to reduce harm for crack cocaine users, and a Louisiana senate candidate burns a confederate flag to some very confusing responses. Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundred of previous bonus episodes

Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus every week and instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week we free-wheel over crossfit jazz, the death of a beloved pet, and The Kingsman movie before getting into the important news of a skier skiing with a different country next to her name.  Also, two trump.win users ask for advice on how to respond to their liberal family members, and the responses are not great Music: Sun Ra and his Arkestra - Springtime Again

Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and instant access to the entire catelogue of bonus episodes, including audio of our live readings of seminal texts like Rodham, My Antifa Lover, and Gents We Need To Talk About Feminist This week we cover NYC cop mayor Eric Adams getting busted for saying the "cracker" "slur," and in light og this news, conservatives are forced to be racist. Also: Vincent Gallo is in the new Ben Shapiro movie, so we explore some of his hits, including a line of boomer facebook t shirts full of actual slurs and cable news greivances. Music: Battles - Fort Greene Park  

Nate (@BateNoyd) and Tyler (@bearnurse) from the Animorophing time (@animorphingtime) join me to talk about 9-1-1 season 1 ep 7 Full Moon (creepy af) a classic episode with slashers, zombies, and maybe even werewolves... 

Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to the entire bonus catalogue. In this massive wall-to-wall episode with Aaron Thorpe of Trillbilly Worker's Party we cover the most recent, and possibly most stupid, public school panic: litterboxes for furries in public school restrooms. Spread by a Michigan Republican Party official, and exhaustedly denied by the superintendent of schools, reactionary parents latched on to this fake new front in identity politics/culture war (not) happening on school campuses. Also: Tom Macdonald and Adam Calhoun finally unite to release the same song they always release: I Hate Racism But Black People Deserve It

This week we cover the time I made fun of Joe Rogan on facebook and got 400 extremely mad replies and national conservatives call on a centralized authority to finally reign in corporations about their emojis Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, and instant access to every previous bonus episode directly in your podcast feed

We're back, baby. Jake Flores of Pod Damn America and Why You Mad joins us to discuss the dystopian christian film 2025. A virus has ravaged the globe, allowing Communists to form a one-world government. Meetings are illegal. Asking Jesus to be the third in your marriage to a 17 year old is forbidden. The constitution is the new sacred document. One small band of freedom fighters decides to spray paint jesus fishes in the woods and begin a revolution. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, including access to all previous premium episodes.

Sarah Black (@sablaah) from "Please Save Me" pod where they review a fictional first responder drama "Chicago Heroes uses her expertise to came talk about the saddest episode of 9-1-1 where we find out about Bobbys dark past. Trauma bonding continues to be theme for LAs bravest and Hen gets real messy. 

Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. The Mars company wants to deny Tucker Carlson his god-given right to fuck the green m&m, and facebook users gasp in collective horror as the candy mascots are desexualized. Also: Mass Formation Psychosis, and how it means that everyone who disagrees with you is crazy