

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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May 3, 2022 • 1h 27min
I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake, so that our honeymoon we can take
This week we cover leaked audio in which a Kellog's exec described their union negotiating counterparts as "terrorists" who are "intoxicated" with good vibes. Also, we cover The Moaning Myrtles, a showtunes duo that wrote songs about killing and seducing Harry Potter in that order, and the singer for whom is now the head of DHS's new "Disinformation Governing Board" Music: Exhorder - Desecrator Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week

May 2, 2022 • 6min
Elon, set up an account to track the kid!! (preview)
Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and a premium episode every week. This week, we go deep on Elon Musk as his fervent admirers react to thenews that he may buy twitter. We explore the numerous contradictions between his technogenius image, the cringe memes he and his fans immerse themselves in, and the bogstandard capitalist reality. Also, Tom Macdonald gives a feature interview to Rolling Stone and reveals perhaps too much about his home life and true beliefs.

Apr 26, 2022 • 1h 24min
Those stickers are the truest media we have.
This week: I watched 3 Men and a Baby. Tony made a disgustingly good sandwich. Also: A man in Pennsylvania is tackled by cops after putting a Joe Biden "I DID THAT" sticker on a gas pump and yelling about it for a while Finally: There's a new urban legend about flashing your headlights at another driver, but this time, it's, thats right, it's real Help us do the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes.

Apr 25, 2022 • 4min
Goes to show how insane the left is when a comedian turns them into a caricature and we can't tell the difference... wow (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get instant access to this episode, hundreds of hours of previous premium content, and a new premium episode every week. This week for Patrons we cover two fronts in the ongoing anti-teacher, anti-trans, anti-gay purge happening in red states: Florida banning "woke" math textbooks based on their use of "social emotional learning" and also based on a Newsmax segment about a guy whose wife's tutoring student showed her a worksheet about Maya Angelou she didn't like And: failed comedians posing as woke triggered trans public school teachers to look crazy and annoy everyone at city council and school board meetings

Apr 19, 2022 • 1h 24min
Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!" (fixed)
There was an error during the original upload that cut off the last 7 minutes of this episode including, crucially, the Christmas Macarena. It has been restored to its original glory. This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?" And finally, the British and the American alike rage at the emasculation of dinosaurs Support the shot for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, right in your podcast app

Apr 18, 2022 • 1h 24min
Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!"
This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?" And finally, the British and the American alike rage at the emasculation of dinosaurs Support the shot for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, right in your podcast app

Apr 15, 2022 • 6min
I wish there was better info on breastfeeding. Young mothers often think breasts are only a sexual attribute (preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, and a new episdoe every week. This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence. Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and formula, and facebook tries to arrest him on racketeering charges Finally, a dad owns the child-grooming Disney corporation by taking his daughters to Disneyworld but guess what he's wearing a cool shirt

Apr 11, 2022 • 1h 25min
"I said, I'm the only boyfriend till you’re 25 years old. Shake hands." w/Brett Payne
This week we celebrate the Amazon union victory and cover some of the more bewildering responses to it Also, two Republicans publically display how normal they can be with their families Listen to Street Fight Radio wherever you get podcasts Support Minion Death Cult for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week.

Apr 8, 2022 • 5min
"Hit the road 'JACK'" (preview)
Support the show for $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week This week we cover the movie studio that is making conservative parents have weird thoughts about their kids and A beloved (?) snack gets a promotional rebrand to support women's sports and it's the most mad I've ever been in my life

Mar 31, 2022 • 6min
All of Hollywood needs to bo slapped (preview)
No one misses a slice off a cut loaf Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a bonus episode every week