Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward
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Oct 24, 2022 • 1h 22min

Those were not democrat bees

This week we hear about a movie about a man with enough guts to violate a high school restraining order--as many times as it takes to prove his love for the American flag Also, a woman releases a swarm of bees on sheriff's deputies when they try to evict one of her neighbors. We are "beeyond" horrified. Finally, we meet a conservative cartoonist whose facebook-boomer sense of humor becomes something far more powerful when he takes up the written word. Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes right in your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Show Me The Body - Not For Love Pile - A Labyrinth With No Center
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Oct 20, 2022 • 7min

I had to tell an Instacart guy he's supposed to check the ripeness of my avocado he said that's not his problem (preview)

This week we do feminist analysis of Bro instacart delivery workers who are doing ableism by deciding to cancel my order of buffalo wings and get their hair cut instead Also, a City Council member of a Missouri town tries to publicly shame a local restaurant for refusing to serve him 20 minutes before closing, and an aggressive vietnam veteran comes to his aid in the comments. Finally, we check out how Herschel Walker's campaign is going with a recent debate between the democratic candidate. A fake-badge-wielding psychopath VS. a police-loving minister/landlord. How can the people of Georgia lose? Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, right in your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
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Oct 17, 2022 • 1h 4min

"No idea who could've done this" even though the garage door has BLM and antifa written all over it

This week Trump attempts to knock Kanye off the heat-seekers anti-semitism charts with a stern warning to American Jews and we take a trip back to Sept 2020, when local and national news alike was abuzz with a proocative story: Trump Supporter's RV, Trucks, and Garage Burned down by Biden Anarchists Maybe A 2022 update reveals the same Trump supporter has been charged with insurance fraud and arson for the fire that endangered his family and nearly killed his dogs. Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, right in your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 - Socket His Hero is Gone - Enslavement Redefined
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Oct 14, 2022 • 6min

I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE (Preview)

This week we're chatting ironic hardcore merch for a minute before moving on to the story of the week: Kanye blowing up his spot in right wing media with ALL CAPS anti-semitism. Also: RED ALERT! Gen Z has officially CANCELLED the thumbs-up emoji, but a few brave warriors have stepped forward to defend her. Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and you'll get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, right in your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
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Oct 11, 2022 • 1h 27min

The high-five is NOT appropriate between parent and child w/SRSLY Wrong

This week the boys from the SRSLY Wrong podcast come chat about their new animated series for Means TV: Papa & Boy We discuss the father-son dynamic as a jumping-off point for comedy about socioeconomic heirarchies before diving into two very fraught topics for papas and boys The local news interviews a concerned Mother Gooch who warns us of the dangers of letting your boy watch Hocus Pocus 2 and an opinion columnist explains why he refuses to "slap the upright palm" of anyone he considers beneath him. Watch the first episode of Papa and Boy on youtube for free: https://t.co/siWaO92CxA Sign up at Means.TV to watch the whole series Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and you'll get a weekly bonus episode as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes right in your browser or podcast app. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: DARGZ, Charlie Stacey, Moses Boyd - Happiness Inside Out - No Spiritual Surrender Prolapse - Tina This Is Matthew Stone
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Oct 6, 2022 • 5min

because I know how the enemy uses the pumpkin... i don't want it in my house (Preview)

Help us do the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast app or browser every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes. This week we talk about cool bands, movies about cool surfer transplants from California, and a movie made by face perverts. Also: Herschel Walker's senate candidacy continues to be incredible, and his Based Gay Son has finally had enough. Lastly, we're learning about the dangers of Halloween from a former practicing witch, the evil uses to which pumpkins are put, and "fake" haunted houses that turned out to be "real" (too scary)
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Oct 3, 2022 • 1h 8min

(UNLOCKED!) The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school"

This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, Mexico We're introduced to a lovable cast of characters including "child's rights" activists, book burners, alcoholic sex tourists, and dreadlocked felony pot smokers on the run from the law. Hear the full series at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, right in your podcast app or browser. Music: Ryan Porter - Déjà Vu
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Sep 29, 2022 • 7min

If an untalented "artist" can have possession of a national treasure then everyone should (preview)

Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to a huge catelogue of bonus content, by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week we discuss Jim Henson's Trollops Lizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when the Library of Congress asks her to play James Madison's crystal flute during a concert We discuss which items we would steal from the Smithsonian And Bill Maher teaches us not to judge slave owners too harshly during a New Rule segment you don't want to miss. Listen to Tony on this week's Street Fight Radio
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Sep 27, 2022 • 1h 26min

Uncle Science w/Dysphoria Dimes

This week Maxelle from the Dysphoria Dimes podcast joins us to discuss the viral uncle moment that captivated right wing audiences around the country and a republican primary winner's previous comments about women's sufferage resurface, forcing 35 year old on-air personalities to say "based!" Listen to Dysphoria Dimes and follow them on twitter and instagram Help us do the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month (!!!) and get bonus episodes every week, as well as instant access to a back catalogue of hundreds of bonus episodes, right in your podcast app or browser. Music: Silverchair - Tomorrow RX Nephew - American Terrorist
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Sep 23, 2022 • 5min

Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company (preview)

This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home Depot A man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer in the Q and A section of an Amazon product page And finally, California outlaws firing employees for marijuana use off the clock, and Washington Post readers ask: hmm, what if a cop were high, exhibited poor judgement, and shot someone he wasnt supposed to? What then? Help us do the show for only $3.11/month and get 20% off merchandise, a bonus episode every week, and instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult T-shirts, hats, and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com   

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