

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Sep 19, 2022 • 1h 22min
"A boxcar a day keeps the commies away"
This week: a facebook group takes on an imaginary BLM waitress; The right wing celebrates Republican governors lying to, trafficking, and abandoing asylum seekers without notice in "liberal" neighborhoods as a joke; and a New Jersey township cuts down the trees in their public square to discourage the homeless from congregating. A big couple weeks for the "cutting off your nose to spite your face" movement. Preorder a Shirt and Realtree Camo hat and buy stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com. Preorders will end Sunday Sept. 25th at midnight. Get a bonus episode every week, 20% off all merchandise, and instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult. Music: Omar Rodriguez Lopez - Crow's Feet Zeta - El Canto de la Victoria Mindforce - Words Fail

Sep 16, 2022 • 4min
2977 CHOWDER?? (preview)
Sorry, we forgot about 9/11, so we're celebrating it today with a nice seafood buffet. Also: Christianity is projected to become a minority American religion, and we have a couple ideas why the christian right isn't broadcasting this headline far and wide PLUS: Frodo, Pippin, and Uncle Roger's wonderful world of accents Help us do the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, directly in your podcast app or browser.

Sep 13, 2022 • 1h 9min
400th Episode Extravaganza (normal episode)
This week, we celebrate 400 episodes of Minion Death Cult by altering the course of world history The Queen is dead, and honestly, I'm quite glad she didnt live to see the way the lower classes are treating her memory. Buy the hat and shirt and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Get 20% off your order when you support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult, where you'll receive instant access to our entire bonus catelogue including Buttfest 2000, The Anarchists, and hundreds of other episodes--right in your podcast app or browser Music: The Proclaimers - Cap in Hand

Sep 12, 2022 • 5min
The Anarchists Ep. 6: Nick Cannon was kicked off Nickelodeon for telling the truth (preview)
It's the finale of the Anarchists, and all shall be revealed. Lily gets a new weird boyfriend. Nathan gets a new disease. Jeff gets new feelings about Hitler. The world gets a new kind of facial hair. Will anarchism be abandoned? Can these extremists safely be de-radicalized? Find out on this blockbuster series ending. Help us do the show by subscribing at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser

Sep 5, 2022 • 1h 23min
"Yes unions are great if you can't take care of yourself" w/Sam Sacks
This week Sam Sacks from means.tv joins us to address the newest propaganda term in capital's revolt against rising class consciousness and worker agitation: "Quiet Quitting." What does this term mean, how is it being cautioned against by bosses and their media lackeys, and is it effective? Also: UPS Drivers' (as in my) union wages go viral, and we discuss the minor backlash and much greater merits of widespread awareness of union benefits. Join Means TV at http://means.tv and pay what you can for the world's only co-op and worker-owned streaming and distribution service. Watch Means Morning News or listen to it in podcast form wherever you get podcasts Listen to District Sentinal Radio wherever you get podcasts Help us make Minion Death Cult for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes directly in your podcast app or browser. Music: Crisis Actor - Diet of Worms Listen to Crisis Actor on Bandcamp or Spotify Jim Ward - Polygraph (Attack)

Sep 2, 2022 • 5min
The Anarchists Ep. 5: Go die in a f****** hole b**** (preview)
2019 is a complicated year for Anarchapulco. A person just got murdered, another one was nearly killed, and people will *not* stop gossiping about it. Chill out, people. Let's get this freedom. Nathan and Lisa discover the limits of a free market while on someone else's private property, and for some reason can't seem to shake all the hierarchy within anarcho-capitalism. Finally: we say farewell to a true warrior, and the documentary itself turns against Jeff Berwick in a devastating way Help us do the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content, directly in your podcast app or browser

Aug 29, 2022 • 1h 29min
I cannot believe I gave two legs for my tuition. What a dope I am. Ooh-rah!
This week Joe Biden cancels $10k of student debt, enraging people who received debt forgiveness for legitimate reasons (owing a business). Also, it's V-Day on Facebook as a Missouri school district reinstates the art of spanking students, and minions come out of the woodwork to show us just how normal spanking made them. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser. Music: Elder - The Falling Veil Bulldoze - Hypocrite Broadcast - Still Feels Like Tears

Aug 24, 2022 • 3min
The Anarchists Ep. 4: I asked to keep one of his locs for sentimental reasons (preview)
In one of the wildest episodes yet, Anarchapulco deals with the fallout of John Galton's death: Jeff Berwick explains to attendees that many more people will have to die before this is over; Lilly accuses Paul of orchestrating John's murder; Paul claims innocence and makes even more death threats; and Nathan and Lisa Freeman found AnarchAWAKENing, a conscious conference encouraging guests to invest in their healing. Also: what a morgue without bureaucracy looks like; Lily's tragic family history; and female buttrock Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser.

Aug 23, 2022 • 1h 22min
We're Americans. We're pagans. We're conservatives, and we vote
This week Kim Bertrand from the internet and from the television show Lost joins us to witness a police officer suffering on facebook after being spurned by his favorite n-word user, Morgan Wallen Also, pagan conservatives are ready to separate themselves from their liberal sistren, who care just a little too much about the environment and reproductive rights. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser. Music: Morgan Wallen & Lil Durk - Broadway Girls Pentagram - Be Forewarned

Aug 22, 2022 • 2min
The Anarchists Ep. 3: ¡COMBATE GRINGO A GRINGO! (preview)
In 2018, all the most annoying bitcoin guys are returning to Anarchapulco as newly-minted millionaires. Lisa Freeman tries to help feminize Anarchapulco with "female" workshops, and Nathan is unceremoniously booted from the conference committee after doing all the work for several years. What the heck? Paul starts selling coke out of Lily and John's house and comes up with an even more novel way to make money This all culminates in a very bad time for those involved. Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser.