Minion Death Cult

Alex's partner is recovering from surgery so we're taking a couple sick days. Enjoy last week's premium episode for free, and sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for hundreds more episodes and livestreams TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “funny” about him, alright. Uh, he eats children. Trauma Bonds- Hi Vis Expert in a Dying Field- The Beths

TODAY: Liberals mourn the loss of a Best Actress nomination for Margot Robbie’s performance in Barbie, but the Queen regent herself, Hillary Clinton shows up to salve the young women’s wounds ALSO: We discover the shocking truth about a beloved comedian. There’s something “funny” about him, alright. Uh, he eats children. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm    

Today Ani joins the show to tell us about a zionist throwing trash on her pro-Palestine truck and then shouting about it inside her bookstore. Was this a tactical IDF strike? Divine retribution? Plus: we cover the recent Florida Library Insanity, as thousands of books have been removed from school shelves, including several dictionaries, the Guinness Book of World Records, and even a couple Bill O'Reilly joints. We follow many of the banned titles back to the complaints of one woman, a school teacher herself, and someone who is absolutely not attracted to strong, steadfast, rock hard gargoyles. https://popular.info/p/florida-school-district-removes-dictionaries https://firestorm.coop/bannedbooks.html https://www.ala.org/aboutala/affiliates/chapters/state/stateregional https://ncac.org/project/the-kids-right-to-read-project Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday  02/15/24 and  02/22/24 at 7:30pm Watch clips on youtube at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult Music: Talk Talk - Ascension Day Brian Eno - St. Elmo's Fire

Today we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy. He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him as a literal terrorist, and as a send-off, the Babylon Bee uses him for a 7-11 joke. We explore the Babylon Bee comment section and find their users suddenly attuned to racism, and we hit massive paydirt in a section of the website where users can create their own Babylon Bee headlines. Finally: Law Enforcement Today uses creative reporting to pass off the Brooklyn hasidic tunnels as a nefarious immigrant, extremist plot (lol) Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult     Fuck The Nordic System- Ghais Guevara  

Today we return to our roots as we report on a viral Facebook post about 3D printed meat. This is truly a subject that stands on a lot of moral ground. AND: Don Lemon is moving to X, and a lot of its users are discovering how much they like the former CNN anchor's condescension to black people. PLUS: Getting desensitized to flavoring your water, watching Oldboy on a date, and insane scenester face tattoos Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe on youtube at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult  Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Music: Tigran Hamasyan - Revisiting the Film General Larry Platt - Pants on the Ground

TODAY: We sensitively and even gracefully cover the Hasidic Tunnel in Brooklyn--dug by entitled Gen Z snowflakes trying to create a safe space in the walls of their basement synagogue. We address the weirdness of the situation, the open anti-semitism it triggered, and share our own ideas of what the tunnel was for and whether it's cool. PLUS: Billionaire Bill ACKMAN gets blowback after leading the charge against former Harvard President Claudine Gay's alleged antisemitism and plagiarism, when Business Insider reports that his own wife, Neri Oxman, plagiarized wikipedia in her dissertation. He naturally overreacts and Barbara-Streisands the public into remembering his wife's connections to Jeffrey Epstein. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

Happy Jan 6th, everybody. We celebrate this special day by bringing Brace Belden of True Anon onto the show to denounce his new board game STORM THE CAPITAL. We call on liberal witnesses from the Newsweek comment section to prove that this game is unpatriotic... or worse Is this so-called "game" meant to further alienate MAGA patriots from their revolutionary struggle? I grill the TrueAnon host for answers. Also: A potential tragedy-verse of board games and slot machines, unions destroy Israel as the UAW moves to divest from the genocidal state, and right wing outlets' recent fervor over "military-aged Chinese males" invading the US Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Music: Do Make Say Think - And Boundless

TODAY: We review some awesome, pro-Israel musical satire with a parody(?) cover of Foo Fighter’s Learn to Fly: “Ready to Eliminate Hamas” by the Joo Fighters. What the hell is happening ALSO: We cover the K-Hive die-hards supporting Biden online by celebrating the NYPD crackdown on pro-Palestinian protests PLUS we look at their reaction to the firing of Harvard’s first female black president on behalf of anti-CRT right wingers and pro-Israel interests. Weird, wild, stuff Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

WE'RE BACK! And today we break down the conservative circular firing squad known as Calendargate--who's mad, who's definitely not mad, who's demonic, and who's muslim. Is a bikini beer calendar unchristian? Are sexy ladies a slippery slope to Dylan Mulvaney? Were WWII pin-ups a source of strength our boys needed overseas... or an opiate of the masses leading sheep to the slaughter? All this and more on today's episode. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Music: Bright Eyes - The Calendar Hung Itself

Merry X-Mas! We’re celebrating by calling Civil War 2 on the Communist Supreme Court Justices in Colorado, who ruled to remove Trump from the state’s presidential ballot. We find nascent rumblings of “direct action” against major cities—talk of blocking food and supplies going from real America (suburbs) to urban centers (wastelands with zero resources) ALSO: Feeling sick this year? Respiratory illness going around? It’s probably the Elf’s Curse: a side effect of meddling with forces beyond your comprehension (the elf on the shelf) Hope everyone is having happy holidays. Take care of yourselves, and we’ll see you next year. Sign up for $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get weekly bonus episodes of Minion Death Cult