Minion Death Cult

Today we revisit the 1991 Wes Craven horror classic: The People Under The Stairs. Filled with startlingly frank class and race politics, the film follows a young poor black boy threatened with eviction who burglarizes his landlords—only to find them imprisoning their failed offspring in the basement. Has any other horror movie featured a tenants’ union? Was this the inspiration for Home Alone or Nothing But Trouble? What will the comments have to say about such a politically charged film?? Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for bonus episodes every week

TODAY: Trump debuts a really cool pair of sneakers that definitely aren’t embarrassing AND: Truth Social is set to merge with an investment company that seems to exist just to give Trump money PLUS: It’s Triple Trump as the former President Truths against the Alabama Supreme Court’s anti-IVF ruling. Conservatives suddenly forget that life begins at conception in order to not sound totally crazy, while fascist and religious die-hards celebrate the state’s ruling against reproductive rights. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Dynamite- War Inside ft. Coldworld Slift - Nimh 

TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook. We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex’s coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden granting migrant slaves to families willing to house them. “You can’t make this sh*t up” Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today: Proson labor is not only being used throughout the country and looks mnore like slavery than you might think. also is Star Ship Troopers fascist?   Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Buffalo Nichols- Living in Hell Minus the Bear- We are Not a Football Team Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    prison labor article:  https://apnews.com/article/prison-to-plate-inmate-labor-investigation-c6f0eb4747963283316e494eadf08c4e?taid=65b83f8cde625d00014ac080&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

TODAY: Democrats seethe as Jon Stewart returns to The Daily Show to give them a dose of reality: Joe Biden is the oldest person to seek election in US history, and his leadership doesn’t bode well for the future of the country. Biden fanboys respond by accusing the comedian of fascism.   ALSO: The Christian Right tries to make a case for Christianity’s inclusiveness, using a Super Bowl ad comprised of AI images of political odd couples washing each other’s feet. Their base responds by saying having friends is actually a sin. Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult 

TODAY: We return to cop Facebook for a highlight reel of insane cop memes ALSO: Tony finds out his new sport golf isn’t as alpha as we all thought PLUS: a geriatric gang of Guardian Angels assault and citizens-arrest a man they falsely claim is a “migrant”—live on Hannity. This leads us to a clip of Dr. Phil telling the Fox News host that Chinese Terrorists may be coming through the southern border. What a time to be alive. Chanel Tres- Walked in the Room  The Get Up Kids- Burned Bridges (Coalesce cover) Shao Fist- SSJ TRUNKS Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult     

TODAY: Democrats own Republicans by trying to pass the harshest immigration bill in decades… in order to give Biden a win?    We look at specifics from the bill and examine the rightward-shift of Biden die-hards via the Huffington Post comment section   ALSO: Woke game programmers LITERALLY TAKE A PISS on real gamers’ heroes, as the new Suicide Squad video game “Kill the the Justice League” thinks it can do just that without millions of gamers rising up.   FINALLY: The Animaniacs go mask-off when they do a joke about being politically correct, so Libs of Tik Tok accuses them of grooming.   Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   TODAY: We cover the newest extremely lazy and therefore far-reaching right wing conspiracy theory: Taylor Swift is uh Fake and she’s having sex with a star football player to make you mad.  We talk about the numerous ways the right wing is fumbling their response to Swift, who just recently took on George Soros (really) and was called antisemitic for it.  ALSO: A far-right Trumpist… açai bowl restaurant? Alright man I guess. Music: SS Decontrol - Get It Away (use a section of the song with vocals pls) Radio 4 - Dance to the Underground

Today on Death Chat 500 we finish episode 4 of Black white. Nick revokes everyones N-cards when he attends etiquette dinner while Black. Bruno insist on sharing his music video for "mid-life rapper" where he is very critical of rappers Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

"Los Angeles citizens with vastly separate lives collide in interweaving stories of race, loss and redemption."- IMDB    We review Paul Haggis 2004 passion project and winner of 3 Oscar awards Crash.            Buy tickets to Miss Me Yet at The Beacon in Seattle for Thursday 02/15/24 and 02/22/24 at 7:30pm   Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult