We're Here to Help
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way.
Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.
Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.
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Jan 7, 2026 • 1h 14min
247: Ten Pounds of Pasta & Doormat Drama (with Jenny Slate)
Jenny Slate, a talented comedian and actor, joins Jake and Gareth to tackle quirky caller dilemmas. They humorously dissect the absurdity of a 9-year-old's toxic breakup, reading dramatic breakup texts and proposing a mock annulment ceremony. Jenny emphasizes the premature seriousness of kids’ relationships while suggesting fun reintegration activities. Later, they tackle a neighborly doormat dispute, strategizing comical ways for Patrick to reclaim his mat, including a staged spill. Their mix of humor and empathy makes for an entertaining conversation!
Jan 5, 2026 • 1h 17min
246: Great Guys & Island Music (Season 3 Premiere)
Jake and Gareth kick off the season with a spirited request from Adnan in Bosnia about navigating barbershop dilemmas. They roleplay creative excuses to ease the tension of switching barbers. Later, Jason faces a tough decision as a grunge band member wanting to exit gracefully; the hosts concoct a whimsical plan involving island music. Meanwhile, Mike checks back in on parenting challenges about Santa. Tune in for laughs, roleplays, and unique strategies that keep the spirit light!
Dec 31, 2025 • 56min
245: Freight Train & Sloth Memes (with Colton Dunn)
Colton Dunn, a comedian known for his role in Superstore, joins to tackle quirky dilemmas. They dive into a night-shift snoring issue, brainstorming ways to address it sensitively with a coworker. Colton and Gareth roleplay confrontation strategies while suggesting a health-focused approach for more effective communication. They also explore a funny case of impersonation via a reassigned phone number and offer creative ways to handle the new owner's antics. Laughs abound as they navigate through these unique challenges!
Dec 29, 2025 • 1h 13min
244: Ear to Help & The Master Appears (with Eric Edelstein)
In this engaging chat, comedian and actor Eric Edelstein joins the hosts to explore some unique business ideas. They brainstorm the concept of an ear spa, discussing pricing, branding, and amusing marketability. Eric enthusiastically volunteers as a first client! The conversation then shifts to Will, a Taekwondo black belt contemplating retirement. The trio provides thoughtful insights on the balance between taking a break and pursuing mastery, suggesting ways Will can stay engaged and teach locally.
Dec 24, 2025 • 49min
243: Birthday B*tch & Luberacci (with Dave Holmes)
Dave Holmes, Editor-at-Large at Esquire and witty podcast host, joins to share his comedic insights. He kicks off with a hilarious tale of being banned from the San Diego Zoo after a wild night involving a giraffe. The discussion dives into aiding a caller who fears getting pied at work, offering creative strategies to embrace the messy tradition. Later, they tackle an eyebrow-raising airport scandal involving lubes, humorously advising the caller on how to own his quirky family nickname, 'Lubarachi,' while hilariously navigating the fallout.
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Dec 22, 2025 • 1h 7min
242: The 1st Annual Helpies
Live from Los Angeles, the Helpies award show celebrates the most memorable callers. Listen as Raleigh recounts the fallout of his unforgettable 'shit on me' saga after winning Best International Caller. Sports favorites Brian and Taylor reflect on their Pickleball victory, while the Best Animal Call winner Mateo gives a delightful duck update. Best Song winner Irene shares her ballad's impact, and Lamorne Morris shines as Best Guest Helper. The night wraps up with outrageous Top Call stories that include circumcisions and haunted dolls!
Dec 17, 2025 • 59min
241: Get His A** UP & Soup To Go (with Dakota Fanning)
Jake is joined by Dakota Fanning and his brother Danny J for this special episode. First, they help a caller get her optimistic husband out of bed. Then, they order French Onion Soup to go.All episodes of the newest suburban thriller series All Her Fault, starring Dakota Fanning, are streaming now on Peacock.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 15, 2025 • 1h 14min
240: Looks 61, Feels 51 & Tight Little Bottoms, Tight Little Top
Jake and Gareth protect the sanctity of a little free library. Then, they help a circus artist outdo her brother at Christmas. Plus, Andy Roddick stops by for a follow-up to Ep 213 "Trash Hole Shark."See images from the episode here: http://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-240Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 12, 2025 • 1h 12min
239: WEIRD Here To Help: Pandora's Cable Box & Mantis Pesto (with Gareth Reynolds)
Gareth checks in on Steve and Eric. Together, they take spooky revenge on a straightlaced grandpa. Then, Eric and Steve plan a themed party for an expecting insect mother. Plus, the follow-up to Ep 211 "Old Man Hitchhiker."See images from the episode here: http://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-239Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Dec 10, 2025 • 1h 38min
238: Bush For Days & The Great Panty Caper (with Dax Shepard)
Guest Helper Dax Shepard joins Jake in-studio. Together, they help a caller whose German in-laws are prone to nudity. Then, they counsel a jealous husband whose doodle is eating his wife's underwear. Plus, an extended conversation with Jake and Dax.Cast your vote in The Helpies: https://weneedtopick.com/helpiesWant to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
