We're Here to Help 247: Ten Pounds of Pasta & Doormat Drama (with Jenny Slate)
Jan 7, 2026
Jenny Slate, a talented comedian and actor, joins Jake and Gareth to tackle quirky caller dilemmas. They humorously dissect the absurdity of a 9-year-old's toxic breakup, reading dramatic breakup texts and proposing a mock annulment ceremony. Jenny emphasizes the premature seriousness of kids’ relationships while suggesting fun reintegration activities. Later, they tackle a neighborly doormat dispute, strategizing comical ways for Patrick to reclaim his mat, including a staged spill. Their mix of humor and empathy makes for an entertaining conversation!
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Kids' Pretend Marriage Turned Real Drama
- DeeDee describes her nine- and ten-year-olds' pretend-marriage turning into a dramatic breakup revealed by texts.
- The hosts and Jenny Slate read the texts aloud and react to the unexpectedly adult tone of the kids' messages.
Kids Acting Like Adults Is Harmful
- Jenny Slate observes nine- and ten-year-old relationship texts feel too grown-up and emotionally taxing for kids.
- She suggests children shouldn't carry adult relationship demands and need protection from that intensity.
Use An 'Annulment' And Play To Reset
- Create a playful annulment ceremony with clear rules: no texting, no relationship talk, no rehashing the past.
- Add structured, low-emotion activities (games, gingerbread house) to reset their friendship dynamic.