We're Here to Help
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way.
Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.
Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.
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Feb 4, 2026 • 49min
257: Mouth Tape Nightmare & Montage It Up (with Shabana Azeez)
Shabana Azeez, actor from The Pit, brings acting-wit and casual medical-sounding advice. They tackle a traumatising mouth-tape nightmare with coping ideas and playful behavioral experiments. Then they brainstorm joyful ways to reclaim a $3,000 unused wedding dress, from fake-wedding blowouts to montage photo days.
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Feb 2, 2026 • 55min
256: Mother Daughter Stuff & All Laser Pointers (Or No Laser Pointers)
Mitch, a parent calling about a taekwondo dropoff, describes another adult shining a laser pointer at children. The conversation covers confrontation tactics, safety concerns, and creative escalation ideas like group action or forcing a studio-wide rule. Short, funny, and practical takes on standing up for kids and handling awkward parent behavior.
Jan 28, 2026 • 54min
255: Ugly Old Sweatshirt & Monitor Swap (with David Krumholtz)
Gareth, Jake and Jake's doppelganger David Krumholtz help a caller who has outgrown his sloppy group of friends. Then, an employee at a software company covets a coworker's monitor.Catch David Krumholtz in Supergirl in theaters June 26th!Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 26, 2026 • 1h 8min
254: Risky Business & Mom’s Favorite
A caller is coached through a theatrical plan to prompt a serious conversation about slippery floors. A daughter navigates losing top-mom status and tries playful tactics to regain closeness. Gareth’s mom joins to record a jealousy-inducing voicemail and help stage reconnection. A follow-up shows a creative friendship contract healed childhood pretend-drama.
Jan 23, 2026 • 1h 7min
253: WEIRD Here To Help: Follow the Mummy & The Other Dariusz
Join comedian Gareth Reynolds, known for his sharp wit on The Dollop, as he lends his comedic flair to some quirky advice calls. From a creative farewell for a beloved mummy roommate to theories on electrifying theatrical quirks, Gareth and the hosts dive deep into the unusual. They brainstorm publicity stunts, discuss supernatural streetlight encounters, and tackle the Kafkaesque nightmare of mistaken traffic tickets. It's a hilarious blend of laughter and life lessons, perfect for anyone needing an escape!
Jan 21, 2026 • 57min
252: Little Boy Hands & My Dirtbag Wife (with Kal Penn)
Kal Penn, an actor and former White House staffer, joins the conversation with his unique blend of humor and insight. He shares his journey from Hollywood to politics and how 'Harold & Kumar' became a cultural touchstone despite initial setbacks. The discussion moves to the power of podcasts in amplifying diverse voices. Callers bring quirky dilemmas—like a colleague's mini tie and the search for a missing sentimental ring—prompting advice that blends empathy with creativity. Kal suggests thoughtful gifting and kindness to navigate these personal challenges.
Jan 19, 2026 • 1h 1min
251: A Bridge To Trash & Poop Plinko
Gareth and Jake tackle an unusual gift dilemma involving a persistent gift-giver. They offer hilarious strategies, like sending bird calendars and proposing charity donations. A listener's plight with a defecating bird leads to inventive solutions, including building a birdhouse and using a fake owl for distraction. Additionally, a pregnant listener shares a quirky neighbor's story that sparks humorous advice involving coffee cake and a fake baby. Tune in for laughs and creative problem-solving!
Jan 14, 2026 • 1h 5min
250: Dog Danger on the Gator Walk & Irish Hello (with Ed Helms)
Ed Helms, actor and comedian known for his roles in "The Office" and "The Hangover," joins the hosts to tackle some quirky dilemmas. They dive into how to manage local gators and whether to trust wild claims about alligator antics. With practical tips for community outreach and safety, they keep it light and humorous. They also help a caller whose dad awkwardly leaves parties without goodbyes, offering hilarious solutions like faux exits and laminated cue cards. It's a blend of laughs and clever advice!
Jan 12, 2026 • 1h 5min
249: Dr Big Sack & Margaritaville Jr
The hosts tackle an unusual office dilemma involving a nurse navigating awkward interactions with a colleague's unfortunate attire. They brainstorm creative solutions for discreet feedback. Then, they dive into transforming a backyard shed into a themed paradise, weighing swamp aesthetics against a mini Margaritaville vibe. Listeners also hear a fun follow-up about using a hat and kazoo to dodge unwanted attention at the airport, showcasing a unique blend of humor and practical advice throughout the discussion.
Jan 9, 2026 • 1h 3min
248: WEIRD Here to Help: Succulent Chinese & Bruce the Spruce
In this quirky discussion, hosts tackle the strange concept of decorating with wisdom teeth, suggesting everything from jewelry to goblets. They also propose a bold scheme for scoring free meals with a tooth-related restaurant stunt. The conversation shifts to a haunted animatronic tree, as they examine its eerie movements and brainstorm investigative tests. With a dash of humor, they offer practical advice for spooky objects and celebrate clever tech pranks solving TV troubles. It's a wild mix of weirdness and creativity!
