Judge John Hodgman

No Legume to Stand On

Mar 22, 2023

01:10:04

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Episode notes

Introduction

2min

The Importance of Culture in the Courtroom

3min

Emily Trazov's False Courtroom

2min

The Fear of Uncle Jimmy's Costume

3min

The Cost of a Peanut Costume

3min

The Unaccounted for Mr. Peanut Costume

4min

The Chesapeake City Family Reunion and the Costume Incident

2min

The Peanut That Found Me

3min

Judge John Hodgman on Mr. Peanut

2min

10.

The Only Time We Met Mr. Peanut

2min

11.

The Peanut Buddy Voice

2min

12.

Jesse Thorn: The Cool Aid Guy

2min

13.

The Trauma of Mr. Pina's Death

3min

14.

The Tragedy of Emily's Childhood

2min

15.

Emily's Search for Mr. Peanut Fanfic

2min

16.

The Physical Response to Jess, Mr. Peanut's Attack on Me

2min

17.

The Mr. Peanut Experience

3min

18.

The Transgressive Thrill of Searching Mr. Peanut

2min

19.

The Effect of Sending a Gift of We Pace Taking Off His Mask

2min

20.

The Price of Peanuts

2min

21.

The Fear of Uncle Jimmy's House

2min

22.

The True Fair Play in the Traumatization of Emily

5min

23.

The Importance of Trans Representation in Media

3min

24.

The Monocle Top Hat and Cane

4min

25.

Emily's Fears of Mr. Peanut

3min

26.

The Transgressive Charge of Emily Getting Mr. Peanut Fanfic Curious

4min

27.

No Lentil to Stand On: A Judge John Hodgman Case

3min

28.

Judge John Hodgman: Max Fun Drive

2min

Emily brings the case against her cousin Jess. When Emily was 3, her uncle chased her around a family gathering while wearing a Mr. Peanut costume. This traumatized her! Jess was present at the event, and she still sends Emily pictures and memes of Mr. Peanut. She says it “wasn’t that bad.” Emily wants Jess to stop because she still finds it upsetting! Who's right? Who's wrong?

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