676 - Matt Braunger - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Introduction

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Can I Get Norm Summerton's French Canadian Poutine?

01:38 • 2min

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What's Going on Motherfuckers?

03:42 • 3min

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Is There a Moment of Temporary Insanity?

06:12 • 2min

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Keep Your Fucking Hands

07:43 • 2min

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You're a Woman That Needs to Get Checked Right Now

09:39 • 2min

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The Rock Doesn't Want to See the Violence

12:07 • 2min

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I've Never Wanted to Kill Me That Many Times. That's Not That Bad

13:44 • 3min

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The Cool Kids Are in Williamsburg

16:37 • 3min

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You're Not Cool, Man. Yeah. I Don't Like It.

19:07 • 2min

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You're Just Getting Old. Yeah. I Deny You. I Don't Know.

21:37 • 2min

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Fuck You, Williamsburg?

23:27 • 2min

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Apparently He's Trying to Bring Lymphedema. Awareness? Yeah.

25:38 • 2min

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You Found This Check? Yeah. Yeah. That Might Be Her Right There

27:19 • 2min

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Is She a Burning Man?

29:13 • 2min

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Is Garth Jett Paying His Bills?

31:15 • 2min

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Is Your Mom's House Explicit?

32:56 • 2min

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Is Stacia Padwell a Good Trainer?

34:39 • 2min

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Sober October Is Here!

37:01 • 2min

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How to Be More Disciplined About Doing This Daily

38:46 • 2min

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I've Had to Eat Fat Free Cheese, Sugarless Candy and Decaf Coffee

40:39 • 2min

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Light Cheese Is Not Gay as Bisexual

42:23 • 2min

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You Don't Drink Decaf. You Do It for the Effect. Yeah.

43:57 • 2min

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I Don't Like the Taste of the Mint. I Want to Brush My Teeth

45:29 • 2min

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Washcloths, I Don't Keep the Cocka on My Hand.

47:11 • 2min

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Do Black People Use Washcloths Anymore?

48:50 • 2min

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Williamsburg Sucks

50:43 • 3min

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What Zuckerberg Did in His Neighborhood?

53:25 • 2min

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How Do You Have Fun?

54:57 • 3min

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You Need This Person. You Need That Person.

58:01 • 2min

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Leo DiCaprio, Jeff Bezos and the Terminator

01:00:23 • 2min

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Getting Jacked Makes You Attractive

01:01:56 • 3min

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Are You Fucking Madonna?

01:04:31 • 2min

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Jeff Bezos Is a Wrong Man

01:06:17 • 2min

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I'd Be an Anxious Jeff Bezos

01:07:51 • 2min

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Are You Mad at a Woman?

01:10:04 • 2min

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I'm Just a Pussy Yeah Yeah Yeah I Wish You Could've Said to Lois McDonald

01:11:39 • 5min

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The Comedy Industry Is a Model That's Here to Stay and Grow and Grow

01:16:28 • 2min

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Music Streaming - I'm Not a Part of That Litigation Yeah Yeah Yeah

01:18:22 • 2min

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I'm Me Is So Funny Yeah Yeah Yeah You're a Crazy Boy

01:20:40 • 2min

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Is That a Funny Random Comedy Club?

01:22:52 • 3min

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I've Already Had Two Women This Year That's It

01:25:42 • 2min

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I Won't Fucking One Time I'm Tom My Wife

01:27:43 • 2min

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Acting as One Is Not That Great and You Know You're Not That Good

01:29:36 • 2min

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I Love Sarah Tiana You Know Yeah Yeah Yeah I Love That One Guy With a Belly

01:31:10 • 2min

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You Know Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I'm Trying to Get Back a Good Set

01:33:18 • 3min

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America's Funniest Home Videos

01:35:53 • 2min

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The Cameraman's a Jack Cameraman and He's Trying to Remove a Beehive

01:37:27 • 2min

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The Gun Isn't the Gun It's the Drill

01:39:04 • 2min

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The Big Beef With Trudot and the Masking Thing

01:40:45 • 2min

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I Don't Wear Seat Belts

01:42:23 • 2min

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I Was a Touch a Truck and I Lost My Mind

01:44:16 • 2min

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I'm Ready to Lay Down Baby Girl for a Family

01:46:13 • 2min

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Is This My Favorite Eyeball Yet?

01:47:52 • 2min

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Bodybuilding Makes You Hotter Yeah Yeah Yeah

01:49:56 • 2min

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Are You a Solid Solid Solid Motherfucker?

01:52:11 • 2min

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The Best Drugs Are the Best They Really Are Great

01:54:17 • 3min

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I Bombed It Montreal Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah You Can't Produce Not Caring No You Don't Care

01:56:58 • 2min

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You Know Urine Therapy You Got I Gargle With My Urine

01:59:05 • 2min

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The New Special Doug Releases on Moment Tomorrow October 6th

02:01:14 • 2min

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The Greatest Relief Plan Mankind Has Ever Seen

02:02:48 • 2min