In this week’s episode, the Pope on a Rope makes himself look a dope, God finally takes over control of all the snipes in Oklahoma, and we’ll reach the glorious end of an inglorious book.

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Headlines:

Pope Francis won’t believe sex abuse coverup charges unless he sees proof: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/19/pope-francis-wont-believe-victims-unless-he-sees-proof-of-a-sex-crime-cover-up/ and http://religionnews.com/2018/01/20/cardinal-rebukes-pope-over-chile-slander-comments-on-abuse/

Christian lady sets up fake Tinder dates so she can proselytize: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/12/this-christian-used-tinder-to-proselytize-to-her-dates/

Noah’s Ark replica in Netherlands breaks free, damages bunch of stuff: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/03/a-noahs-ark-replica-in-the-netherlands-broke-free-and-caused-enormous-damage/

Gay couple orders wedding invitations, gets anti-gay pamphlets: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/17/a-gay-couple-ordered-wedding-programs-they-got-anti-gay-pamphlets-instead/

Judge dismisses jury verdict, says god told him defendant was innocent: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/20/judge-god-told-me-to-sway-jury-to-acquit-defendant-in-sex-trafficking-trial/

OK bill seeks to give all state wildlife to god: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2018/01/20/oklahoma-republicans-bill-would-give-almighty-god-ownership-of-all-wildlife/

Mark Taylor says Trump will arrest all the satanic pedophiles in February:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mark-taylor-trump-has-already-taken-the-steps-to-unleash-a-wave-of-arrests-of-satanic-pedophiles-in-february/

This Week in Misogyny:

Biblical Gender Roles says it’s not a woman’s consent that matters, it’s god’s. https://biblicalgenderroles.com/2018/01/11/it-is-not-a-womans-consent-that-matters-it-is-gods/

Two members of cult marry each other’s 7 and 8 year old daughters: http://people.com/crime/utah-church-allegedly-married-child-daughters/tual

Man sells ex-girlfriend’s soul to devil for revenge: http://www.wtol.com/story/37315851/i-sold-your-soul-to-the-devil-man-cuts-girlfriend-in-satanic-ri

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