Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura The Fart Mic Returns w/ Ron White | Your Mom's House Ep. 823
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Aug 13, 2025 
Ron White, the cigar-smoking comedian from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, joins Christina P for a hilarious chat. They explore Ron's unconventional romance with his '49-year-old bombshell' girlfriend and dive into his misadventures on a Paris river cruise that included a furious captain and a stay in a hotel with a sex swing. The duo brings back the beloved 'fart mic,' swapping outrageous stories about prenups gone wrong and the limits of intimacy in later years. From fart sandwiches to humorous thoughts on aging, it's a wild and entertaining ride!
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The 49-Year-Old Bombshell
- Ron White describes dating a 49-year-old “bombshell” and why their ages align perfectly.
- He emphasizes attraction to natural faces and dislikes big fake breasts.
The Fart Mic Returns
- Christina resurrects the show’s banned “fart mic” and explains its origin during gassy Mediterranean lunches.
- Ron jokes about using the mic and changing filters if it gets clogged.
Cruise Surprise With Pot Plans
- Ron recounts booking a Viking river cruise out of Paris as a surprise for his girlfriend.
- He planned to sneak pot and edibles while testing what he could get away with.