Cruise Chronicles: Humor and Hassles

Be sure to visit https://Store.YMHStudios.com for up to 65% off our merch!

SPONSORS:

• Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool http://www.monarchmoney.com/ymh

• Go to https://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide.

• Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code YMH at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. https://bluechew.com

This week on Your Mom's House, Tom’s still off making a movie so Christina P calls in comedy legend and professional cigar philosopher Ron White to fill the daddy seat. The two dive right in—covering Ron’s brand-new “49-year-old bombshell” girlfriend, the celestial math that makes their relationship perfect, and why fake boobs just aren’t his thing. Ron spills the story of his ill-fated Paris river cruise, complete with pot smoke, a furious German-sounding captain, and a dramatic escape to a Paris hotel equipped with a literal sex swing.
Christina shocks Ron by resurrecting a banned piece of YMH history—the beloved fart mic—and offers it up for live use. They trade stories about prenups gone wrong, vomiting for the sake of Cracker Barrel breakfast, fat roll storage hacks, and just how much sex is “too much” when you’re pushing 70. Plus, Ron shares why he thinks he’s better at stand-up now than ever, how to truly slow down on stage, and the strange gift of being an endearing pervert.

From fart sandwiches to Swarovski crystal chairs, and from emotional talks about aging parents to the logistics of anal, this is still a YMH at its purest: filthy, funny, and a little too honest.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 823

https://tomsegura.com/tour
https://christinap.com/
https://store.ymhstudios.com
https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast

Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:17 - Opening Clip: Fart Sandwich

00:08:04 - The Return Of The Fart Mic

00:13:45 - Ron White's Cruise From Hell

00:24:03 - Paris Sex Swings

00:31:54 - Clip: Dumb Brazilian Tourist

00:33:05 - Common Law Marriage

00:41:43 - Clip: Exploding Mom

00:42:56 - Clip: Fat Tourist Breaks Chair

00:44:26 - Clip: Fatso Mechanic

00:46:12 - Clip: Cool Karate

00:48:24 - Clip: Energy Sex

00:51:37 - Cracker Barrel Ambassador

00:57:20 - Sons & Fathers

01:01:56 - Ron's Comedic Words Of Wisdom

01:08:16 - Wrap Up

01:12:12 - Closing Song - "Delta White Mousepad" by Kosher Charro, Remix by John Douglass

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices