Christopher Kimball’s Milk Street Radio

Granny Smith Is Vile and Wretched! Apple Tasting Reveals Shocking Reviews

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Oct 3, 2025
Brian Frange, a comedian and apple connoisseur, delivers hilariously scathing critiques of various apple varieties, declaring some as 'indigestible filth.' He champions favorites like Lucy Glow and warns against the blandness of typical supermarket apples. Meanwhile, reporter Katie Thornton dives into the revolutionary design of the Frankfurt Kitchen, showcasing its enduring influence on modern kitchens. Adam Gopnik reflects on the magical transformations of everyday cooking ingredients, revealing the joys of culinary alchemy.
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ANECDOTE

Comic Apple Critique Turned Serious

  • Brian Frange describes apples with colorful, comedic insults while giving serious 100-point ratings.
  • He balances theatrical writing with methodical tasting to rank apples for consumers.
INSIGHT

Why Supermarket Apples Lost Complexity

  • Brian argues commercial apple production prioritizes appearance and crispness over complex flavor.
  • This market shift explains why many supermarket apples taste overly sweet and one-dimensional.
ADVICE

Use Granny Smiths For Baking Not Snacking

  • Use Granny Smiths for baking where firmness and acidity help pies hold shape.
  • Avoid eating Granny Smiths raw if you dislike thick skin, extreme acidity, or dense flesh.
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