The Lorelords discuss a WWE choose your own adventure book, speculating about WWE history and sharing thoughts on potential WWE lore. The protagonist transforms into a chicken and begins their wrestling career, learning new moves and facing challenges. The hosts also discuss sponsors, wrestling storylines, and Mr. McMahon's secret list. They conclude with gratitude to their listeners and announce upcoming live shows.
Considering the consequences of risky decisions is important in progressing sustainably.
The unpredictable nature of wrestling, especially in the Royal Rumble, adds excitement and nerves to the competitors.
The resilience and determination of the protagonist in the face of setbacks ultimately leads to their victory in their first match of the tournament.
Deep dives
Johnny Fresh makes a bold move
Johnny Fresh decides to go all out and attack Evan Bourne head-on in the ring, showing off their acrobatic skills and agility.
Johnny Fresh faces setbacks
After a wild party night, Johnny Fresh oversleeps and ends up on probation. Their chance to be on TV is delayed, leaving them disappointed.
Johnny Fresh's run in the Royal Rumble
Johnny Fresh enters the Royal Rumble as a surprise entrant, using their chicken-like agility to dodge Big Show's attacks and eliminate Cody Rhodes. They then face off against Evan Bourne and successfully execute a corkscrew frog splash, eliminating our truth with determination and skill.
The Perils of Making Risky Moves
In the podcast episode, the hosts discuss a pivotal moment in a wrestling match where the protagonist has to decide whether to stick to their ground game or try a new aerial move. Despite feeling unsure, they ultimately decide to go for the risky move, a corkscrew frog splash. Unfortunately, their timing is off, and they end up injuring themselves, losing the match, and missing their chance to compete in the Royal Rumble. The hosts reflect on the importance of considering the consequences of risky decisions, as well as the value of playing it safe and paying one's dues in order to progress sustainably.
Navigating Challenges and Unpredictability in Wrestling
The hosts delve into the unpredictable nature of wrestling, especially in the Royal Rumble, where competitors do not know the order they will enter the ring. The protagonist, a rookie wrestler, experiences nerves as they observe legendary wrestlers around them. They also discuss the importance of alliances in wrestling, as the protagonist teams up with another wrestler, only to be betrayed later. Despite the setback, the hosts highlight the resilience and determination of the protagonist, who continues to fight and ultimately secures a victory in their first match of the tournament.
The Lorelords lay the SmackDown on this Pro Wrestling "Pick Your Path" Adventure Book (Featuring a special, one-time only appearance by Jake "The Cake" Hurwitz)!