The hosts dive into a spooky Goosebumps book, encounter a vampire named Jeremy Irons, discover a vampire cat, and have bizarre conversations with a vampire parrot. They discuss environmental cleaning products, promote earbuds, brainstorm microcircus ideas, and tease upcoming live shows.

The Lorelords discuss a WWE choose your own adventure book, speculating about WWE history and sharing thoughts on potential WWE lore. The protagonist transforms into a chicken and begins their wrestling career, learning new moves and facing challenges. The hosts also discuss sponsors, wrestling storylines, and Mr. McMahon's secret list. They conclude with gratitude to their listeners and announce upcoming live shows.