Welcome to Tortle Tank, the show where the world's richest reptiles review your D&D homebrew and decide whether or not to invest their hard-earned eggs. This week, the Torts hear pitches about in-game birthdays, reclassifying healing spells, and a death-defying potion that could help kick your home game into high gear. Let's dive right in!Check out the digital version of Caldwell's Instant Minion Generator here! (Thanks Reed W!)CREDITSProduction and Editing by Trevor LyonEXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https:// nordvpn.com/naddpod Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Zu Crew continues to uncover the mysteries of The Dawn Hold as they go toe to toe with a wild beast, and an inanimate object.Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris MonshiMusic / Sound Effects Include:"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford"Angels and Devils" by Emily Axford"The Children" by Emily Axford"Signal Boost" by Emily AxfordEXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https:// nordvpn.com/naddpod Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Zu Crew encounters tense discussions with hermits, igniting their quest. Amidst haunted halls and animated bones, they blend humor with suspense. Chaos ensues during playful combat with a bird-like creature, showcasing their dynamic teamwork. Dark humor emerges as they loot and discuss disguises, all while navigating poke-filled dungeons. They even devise a trap using a primitive elevator! The mix of strategy, creativity, and camaraderie keeps the adventure lively and entertaining, reminding listeners of the joy of tabletop role-playing.

Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Tanner and Junior Justice Hurwitz (position pending) as well as the EXALTED HIGH BAILIFF AXFORD as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!GET TICKETS TO CREATOR KARAOKE HERE!CREDITS:Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor LyonDungeon Court Theme Song by Sam WeillerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Zu Crew explores the sunken castle! Welly searches for answers, Boggy searches for treasure, and Zudrick searches for danger.Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris MonshiMusic / Sound Effects Include:"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford"Cured By The Light" by Emily Axford"The Children" by Emily Axford"Secret Basement" by Emily Axford"The Fat Monk" by Emily Axford"The Objective" by Emily AxfordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The characters tackle the dangers of the 'Dancing River' with witty banter and clever strategies to avoid a potent substance. They explore their friendships and vulnerabilities amidst humorous tales of past escapades, including a comatose companion. As they navigate thick woods and mysteries, a darker past is hinted at. Their adventures take a turn with suspenseful encounters, blending whimsy with peril. A charming tribute to their supporters closes the lively discussion, highlighting the blend of humor and camaraderie in their fantastical world.

Join the lively discussion as the hosts dive into 90s nostalgia with the animated series, exploring its quirky characters and questionable animation. They hilariously analyze Bluster Kong's romantic pursuits and the nuanced themes of love and class dynamics on Congo Island. Expect humorous critiques of plot absurdities and character interactions, alongside a whimsical look at the chaotic effects of love potions. The banter flows from playful animation debates to thoughtful reflections on environmental issues, all wrapped in a fun, engaging commentary.

The Carnal Crew hits the road! Zudrick finds more blood for his armor, Welly finds a marvelous strength, and Boggy finds himself in a hole.Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris MonshiMusic / Sound Effects Include:"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford"Into The Mist" by Emily Axford"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford"Bloody Mural" by Emily Axford"Starspawn" by Emily Axford"Snake Fight" by Emily Axford"Demi-God" by Emily Axford"Henry’s House" by Emily Axford"Selfless" by Emily Axford"The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford"Summoning" by Emily Axford"Growing Pains" by Emily AxfordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the Skaldova premiere! Three social pariahs meet in Mudtown. Their road to redemption will be long, harsh, and off-putting. Support us at patreon.com/NADDPOD to get access to the after-show!Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris MonshiMusic / Sound Effects Include:"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford"The Baroness" by Emily Axford"Qwicksis" by Emily Axford"The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford"Henry’s House" by Emily Axford"Cursed" by Emily Axford"Selfless" by Emily Axford"A Friend For Life" by Emily Axford"Nobody’s Inn" by Emily Axford"Rousel" by Emily Axford"The Scrappers" by Emily AxfordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dungeon Court is back in session, featuring the return of Justice Ally Beardsley! Join Justices Murphy, Axford, Tanner, and Beardsley, along with the Barely Bear Bailiff Hurwitz, as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!Get Tickets to Dimension 20 Live Here!CREDITS:Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor LyonDungeon Court Theme Song by Sam WeillerSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.