2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer This Episode Is Getting Us Fired w/ Stavros Halkias & Chris Distefano | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
Jul 28, 2025
Joining the duo are Chris Distefano, a comedian and former physical therapist, and Stavros Halkias, a comedian known for his engaging storytelling. They dive into wild tales of courtroom antics, awkward encounters with medical malpractice, and hilarious takes on physical therapy. The conversation turns to embarrassing massages, AI-generated thirst traps, and Benjamin Franklin’s surprising exploits. The guys also tackle the comedic complexities of intimacy and societal standards, all wrapped in their signature unhinged humor!
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Chris's Court & PT Stories
- Chris Distefano shares his experience going to court for impersonating a police officer and being cross-examined.
- He also recounts his brief career as a physical therapist and attending court as a character witness for a malpractice case.
Wild PT Experiences & Hallucinations
- Chris recalls bizarre experiences during his physical therapy days, including witnessing a rat shish kebab and a hallucination of Stephen Colbert in a children's bathroom.
- These stories highlight the strange realities of his past work environment and stand-up beginnings.
Stavros's Happy Ending Massage
- Stavros Halkias shares an accidental "happy ending" massage experience that altered his expectations of legitimate massages.
- This unexpected incident made subsequent professional massages less relaxing for him.