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Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano are back for round two of Summer Bears—and things spiral immediately. Dressed in their finest “Queens County court appearance” outfits, the guys dive into tales of impersonating cops, awkward court appearances, and Chris’s brief career as a physical therapist (and even briefer run-in with medical malpractice).
The bears get uncomfortably honest about massages that went too far, AI-generated thirst traps, and whether or not Bert and Tom make smashable women. Plus: Stav drops knowledge about Benjamin Franklin’s revolutionary sexcapades, Chris reflects on losing MSG (but gaining perspective), and both dudes debate the pros and cons of fake tits, handy wives, and aging out of horniness.
It’s unhinged, unfiltered, and definitely leading to the hosts getting fired.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 299
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:08 - Chrissy Court Date
00:06:15 - From Physical Therapy To Comedy
00:18:25 - Happy Ending
00:28:45 - Lady Tom & Bert
00:34:32 - Female Stavvy & Chrissy
00:43:55 - Handy Women & Unhandy Men
00:53:07 - Benjamin Franklin
00:58:32 - MSG
01:03:36 - Wrap Up
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