650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Introduction

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How Much Are You Making?

01:35 • 2min

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The Traders Show, Hooked Us Up

03:14 • 2min

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You're Fucking Wasted. Yeah. I Just Let It Go.

05:06 • 2min

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I'm Looking for a Nurse. Yeah. I Need You to Be a 10

07:07 • 2min

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You Can Get a Perfect Smile

08:47 • 2min

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The Perfect Smile Veneers

10:46 • 2min

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You're a Nurse, Too?

12:23 • 2min

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The Leather Bathing Suit Is Not Porous

14:40 • 2min

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I Don't Like Armpit Hair. She's German. I Have a Photo of Her.

16:50 • 2min

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I Hate Fat Models

18:20 • 2min

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The Only Advantage I See to Having a Big Fat Boy Next to It

20:07 • 2min

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I Look Like a Shit. You Shouldn't Have Known This.

21:38 • 2min

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You're Not Super Skinny. Of Course Not

23:39 • 2min

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The Flaws Are Better When You're in Comedy

25:16 • 2min

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The Machine by Brett Kreischer

26:59 • 2min

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Isn't That Fucking Amazing?

29:13 • 2min

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The Guitar Flex, Oh, Good Girl for Me

30:55 • 2min

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The Video Is Not the Way to Go

32:36 • 2min

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You Didn't Make It, Man. There's No Report

34:13 • 2min

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You Can Look at a Girl. That's So Sweet!

35:51 • 2min

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You're Not a 10, but That's the Point.

37:37 • 2min

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Is Rihanna a Good Man?

39:51 • 2min

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You're Not Above That Number. Yeah. You've Got a Seven. You Have a Six. You Don't Have a Seven.

42:08 • 2min

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Why Doesn't He Have a Netflix Show?

44:31 • 2min

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Staten Island's Own Returns to the Show

46:20 • 2min

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You Look Beefy. You Look Like Sex

47:55 • 2min

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Tom's Balls - You Know What I Mean?

49:29 • 1min

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I'm Putting This on YouTube

50:59 • 4min

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TT Jerry - I Love You and I Love Her and She's Coming

55:07 • 3min

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Dr. Fauci - Is He a War Criminal?

58:13 • 5min

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Having an STD Keeps You Grounded

01:03:38 • 5min

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Is She Your Fucking Texting Her Sister?

01:08:40 • 2min

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The New York City Crisis

01:10:41 • 2min

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You Need to Wear a Mask

01:13:08 • 2min

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I Love Nothing More Than Coffee

01:15:08 • 2min

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I'd Rather Go Him Purse, Just Really Loosen It Up

01:17:31 • 2min

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The Gay Fantasies I Have in My Head Have Almost Totally Included Black Men

01:19:27 • 2min

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Would You Hold Hands With a Man?

01:21:31 • 2min

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You Know What the Secret Is? You Have to Make Them Come

01:23:16 • 2min

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Do You Start With the Most Attractive?

01:24:51 • 3min

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Who Comes the Easiest?

01:27:54 • 2min

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You Can't Go Back to Chilies in Between

01:29:59 • 2min

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Is There an Option to Blow Magic Johnson On?

01:32:04 • 2min

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The NBA Pedigree Cock

01:33:35 • 2min

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Fighting Carmelo Anthony to Suck His Dick in My Mouth

01:35:07 • 2min

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We're the Greatest Athletes Ever.

01:36:43 • 2min

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I've Never Seen Warts, but I Don't Think They Are.

01:38:51 • 4min

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Is That Your Toe Off?

01:42:53 • 2min

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Do You Want to Come on Another Live?

01:45:04 • 2min

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YMA Studios.com - I Don't Mind the Hits, Right?

01:46:38 • 2min

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The Last Time I Mean It Again, Can't Have It Without You Guys

01:48:18 • 2min

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Hillary Clinton, Take My Asshole

01:50:15 • 4min