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650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Fighting Carmelo Anthony to Suck His Dick in My Mouth

"I have to beat the shit out of Carmelo Anthony and then fucking stick his bloody dick in my mouth. Can you see why I love this idea? It's a really good time." "You're fighting like maybe they're maybe you know, might they might be homophobic," he adds. 'Compared to YouTube pigs I'll be like the bell of the ball'

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Speaker 2
You're going to have to. Yeah for sure. So so that's something that now I'm not saying that deterrs me it doesn't. But it's just an option to bring you the grip. For sure. Like just touching Rodman's dick doesn't make him cut. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1
Yeah. Takes. Oh we've forgotten that thing that these guys have gotten laid a lot. Yeah. So so the bar is so high in terms of what they can even find a rousing anymore. It's not going
Speaker 2
to. Yeah. You go down and blow them and they're like we're the other three. Yeah. Three was. I usually fuck four
Speaker 1
at a time. Exactly. Yeah. You're not going to cut it for them. And maybe Chrissy they don't like dudes. So maybe you're up against that as well. You're definitely up against that. Right. So I'm going to have to fight them to even just get their cock in my mouth. Yeah. I didn't fight to that. Fighting Carmelo Anthony to suck his dick. I'm going to get you. I just start beat. I have to beat the shit out of Carmelo Anthony and then fucking stick his bloody dick in my mouth. Can you see why I love this idea. It's a really good time. I just beat his face. It's really good. Yeah. You're fighting like maybe they're maybe you know, might they might be homophobic. They might not want to have a man sucking their dick. So actually maybe I have the best fighting chance of getting out of this hostage situation. Oh yeah. They'll have no problems with you. Yeah. You're right. So maybe compared to YouTube pigs I'll be like the bell of the ball. Yeah. And they'll see me coming and they're like oh yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2
No. If
Speaker 1
they had to see us first. Yeah. I prayed. You guys out first. You're building. Oh yeah. You'll you'll you'll certainly win. It'll be faster to yeah. Because wait who do I have to choose from?

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