We’re All Gonna Die

Hey Besties, it’s SCORPIO MONTH! This month we’re getting into everything supernatural, keeping things a little spooky, and of course - we’re starting it off with an episode all about ME! AKA, your favorite Scorpio.

This week on Almost Adulting we’re getting vulnerable. Today Violet is sharing some of her heaviest guilt she’s been carrying since her teenage years. She starts off with an Adderall horror story of what went from a quick self care moment, to a 2-hour long masturbation sesh leaving her cramped and wobbly. Next, Violet opens up about the yearly existential crisis surrounding her upcoming birthday, and the insecurities about marriage and children that she’s been brushing off as she turns a year older. Finally, things take a more emotional turn as she recounts the story of finding out about her grandmother's cancer, and unpacks things she wishes she’d done differently - which is something we ALL can relate to. Life goes on, but life is short Besties. Reach out to your loved ones and cherish every moment with them, you never know when it’s your last.

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What to Listen For:

00:00 Introduction
02:44 It is Scorpio month
03:42 What makes me jealous of other podcasters
05:27 My mother came up to me the other day…
06:30 I want to bring back Confession Corner
08:04 When you take Adderall
11:45 This tweet from KC
12:58 My birthday is coming up
17:46 When you stop having common things with your friends
23:03 I’m turning 34 and I need to be honest about it
24:14 The helpful negative emotions
28:19 We all have a last time we’ll ever see someone
34:04 When parents keep things from you to protect you
39:20 Thinking back of old memories

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