
 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
 Jul 4, 2022 
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 Introduction 
 00:00 • 3min 
 I Was Getting Away With a Free Cruise 
 03:00 • 3min 
 Wrestling Paper View Double or Nothing at the T Mobile Center 
 06:08 • 2min 
 Wek Ettin Vagas - Ye're a Wrestler, Ok? 
 07:46 • 3min 
 Is There a Barrier, No Filter? 
 10:21 • 2min 
 A Thousand Dollars, a Hundred Dollars on 11 
 11:54 • 3min 
 My Favorite Shoes of All Times 
 15:02 • 2min 
 My Grandpa Was in the Army in World War II. 
 16:45 • 5min 
 My Grandpa's Italian Ma Ye 
 21:17 • 2min 
 Will They Track Your Family? 
 23:32 • 2min 
 Criser Mansions Sale 
 25:29 • 1min 
 You're Rich, but You Don't Act It 
 26:59 • 3min 
 How to Make a Living From Comedy, You Know? 
 29:33 • 2min 
 We're About to Start Filming Ten in Two Weeks 
 31:14 • 3min 
 I'm Running Late to the Show, Is There a Way Around This? 
 33:49 • 2min 
 The Wilterns Re It Was Great 
 35:44 • 4min 
 We Didn't Know It Was Going to Be That Popular. 
 39:54 • 2min 
 The Garden, the Garden, the Garden. 
 41:25 • 2min 
 I'll Never Just Remember That, Two Weeks Spontaneous 
 43:01 • 2min 
 Is a Rub Is Fuckin? 
 44:35 • 4min 
 Pandamictye Yes, Ma'am. 
 48:39 • 2min 
 You're Dying, Bert, You're Dying, I'm Gonna Die. 
 50:33 • 2min 
 Speciy Wesy, a Couple Wees. 
 52:05 • 2min 
 Younie Capitalis - I'm Not Doing This 
 54:23 • 5min 
 I Love Cape Cod, but I Don't Know What It Is 
 59:35 • 4min 
 I Never Say No, You Have No Excuse 
 01:03:58 • 3min 
 The Night Before South Bend 
 01:07:22 • 3min 
 I'm Not Making Any Money on This Tour 
 01:10:05 • 2min 
 I Love Comics, I Love Cruises 
 01:11:39 • 3min 
 The Only One That Ever Gets That Is Me 
 01:14:55 • 5min 
 I Don't Need a Podcast to Be Humorous 
 01:19:39 • 2min 
 I'm a Little Bit of a Control Freak, Right? 
 01:21:14 • 2min 
 I Love to Bown Your Mam's House 
 01:23:28 • 2min 
 I Loas You Just Is Fon 
 01:25:12 • 2min 
 Adam Sandler's Cool Story 
 01:27:22 • 2min 
 Isn't It Amazing to Play Golf in a Gala? 
 01:29:35 • 2min 
 A Charity for Children, a Charity for Childhood Education 
 01:31:25 • 3min 
 Do You Have Invisibine? 
 01:34:11 • 2min 
 Braces Are Driving Me Crazy 
 01:36:06 • 4min 
 I Chipped on a Fuck in Miller High Life I've, All Things to Chip 
 01:40:12 • 2min 
 The Last Time You Shit Your Pin? 
 01:42:37 • 5min 
 I Wish I Could Shit Longer 
 01:47:52 • 2min 
 Tennis Shorts Hes, Like the Short T 70 Eo Ii 
 01:50:08 • 2min 
 How's Your Day? 
 01:52:30 • 4min 
 I'm Tick to My Stomach, I Can't Stand Away. 
 01:56:10 • 3min 
 I Don't Like Going to a Movie Theatre Seat That's Still Warm 
 01:58:41 • 4min 
 I'll Ruin This Plane 
 02:02:31 • 2min 
 When I'm Out of Breath, I'll Piss Myself 
 02:04:16 • 2min 
 I Pisted My Pants, I Drank So Much, I Pissed So Much. 
 02:06:03 • 2min 
 Savil Canto Comedy Dot Come. 
 02:07:56 • 3min 

