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I Wish I Could Shit Longer
This morning, i almost shook my pants, cause i wanted my coffee. I wish the ship would come out of my ass for like, a minute and a half instead of, what happens is it explodes out of me. The worst i ever shut my pants was at tennis camp. And remember thinking, i was sitting at the thing waiting for him to show up, and he wasn't there. N i was like, right, i'm going take a shit. As i got to take a piss, he was like, hey, ready to play? And was like, ill just play as lik i to sh that baty. O, tennis ciono.