

Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191
Jun 26, 2023
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Introduction
00:00 • 3min
How to Learn Mandarin
03:26 • 2min
How to Speak Mandarin
05:09 • 2min
The Importance of Shitting in Zilker Park
07:02 • 2min
The Importance of Wet Wipes
08:37 • 2min
How to Be a Good Racist
10:32 • 2min
The Biggest Dick I've Ever Seen
12:03 • 2min
The Importance of Automating Shipping Tasks
13:57 • 4min
How to Be a Better Jew
17:33 • 2min
The Importance of Being Honest
19:21 • 2min
The Last Thing We Had in New York
21:39 • 2min
The Importance of a Makeover
23:42 • 3min
The Dark Side of Comedy Clubs
26:12 • 2min
South Americans: A Social Outing
27:48 • 2min
How to Balance Your Life
29:50 • 5min
The Importance of Being Civilized
34:23 • 2min
The Importance of Respect
36:01 • 3min
Joe Liz and Burt Decide on Dinner
39:02 • 2min
The Power of Pizza and Thai Food
41:01 • 4min
The Gift of Thai Food
45:08 • 3min
Joe Liz's Yelling at Ari
47:55 • 1min
The Self-Aware Bird
49:24 • 2min
Ari Hung Up on Me
51:01 • 6min
The Cruelty of Food
56:34 • 3min
The Importance of Humor
59:13 • 2min
How to Tell Your Dad's Life Story
01:00:53 • 2min
How to Deal With a Hemorrhoid
01:02:44 • 4min
The Wrong Side of History Tour
01:06:44 • 2min
How to Tell a Story on Stage
01:08:30 • 3min