Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
How to Deal With a Hemorrhoid
I've been sharding a lot lately. I had to get snow and like, screw up snow and wipe my asshole off. The blood is the main problem. Then it bleeds all the time. That constant. Have you ever thought about getting it like, you know, addressed? Marketed. They tattooed my butt onto as Homer Simpson's mouth. It was me shitting and I had to throw up in it. And then I was like, thank God for the snow. But then I think too, it was like somebody probably skied by. He said he couldn't concentrate on music because of his fear that people would find him funny.
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