
The Confused Breakfast
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Wednesday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
Latest episodes

May 29, 2025 • 1h 43min
Rounders (1998)
On the exciting conclusion of May of Damon, we are discussing a cult classic that helped launch the poker boom of the early 2000s, inspired millions of dudes to think they could turn $100 into a Vegas bankroll, and gave us the most unhinged Oreo-eating villain of all time. It’s Matt Damon playing a genius again, Ed Norton being a menace, and John Malkovich going full cartoon Russian mobster. We are of course talking about 1998’s Rounders.
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:09:00 - Pertinent movie details
•0:12:30- Critical and fan reviews
•0:20:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:30:00 - Modern day ratings
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PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad.
Welcome to our newest members - Ryan Metcalfe, Michael Hogan, Katie Draper, Kyle Lasley, Eric Brock, Paul Avila, Joshua Gaines, Abbie, Nicolas Miller, Adam Retz, Craig Cyrill, Cassandra Leigh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 26, 2025 • 40min
BRUNCH- We Got These Movie Ratings WRONG... sorry
Every once in a while, we allow ourselves to go back and make some changes to the ratings we gave movies. Today is one of those days and hopefully you will forgive us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 22, 2025 • 1h 38min
EuroTrip (2004)
Mi Scusi- Buckle up for a wild ride through Europe with the Confused Breakfast podcast! Join us as we break down "EuroTrip" - the cult classic that gave us Matt Damon's unforgettable "Scotty Doesn't Know" performance. This episode explores why this movie still makes us laugh 20 years later. Discover insider trivia, epic cameos, and whether this teen comedy stands the test of time.
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing
•0:08:30 - Pertinent movie details
•0:13:30- Critical and fan reviews
•0:25:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:27:00 - Modern day ratings
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The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad.
Welcome to our newest members - Ryan Metcalfe, Michael Hogan, Katie Draper, Kyle Lasley, Eric Brock, Paul Avila, Joshua Gaines, Abbie, Nicolas Miller, Adam Retz, Craig Cyrill, Cassandra Leigh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 19, 2025 • 1h 16min
BRUNCH- The Greatest Opening Scenes In Movie History
After spending a few episodes talking about movie endings, we figured it was time to jump into opening scenes. The intro to a movie is so important and we are about to give you our individual top 5 lists of the greatest opening scenes in movie history. ENJOY!
Mild spoilers obviously- Here are some of the movies being discussed.
Watchmen, Casino Royale, Trainspotting, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Dark Knight, Dark Knight Rises, There will Be Blood, The Lighthouse, True Lies, No Country For Old Men, Rear Window, Ingloriuous bastards, Reservoir Dogs, Baby Driver and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 15, 2025 • 2h
The Departed (2006)
Imagine a movie so perfectly crafted that Jack Nicholson improvs half his scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio plays a character in constant panic, and Mark Wahlberg steals the entire film in under 10 minutes of screen time. We're talking Scorsese at his absolute PEAK. We dissect The Departed scene by scene with a modern eye. Which character might be secretly gay? Did you catch the hidden on-screen tell about which characters wouldn’t make it to the end of the movie? Would you rather be Colin or Billy? So grab your cranberry juice, tell your mom you’re not gonna make it home for supper.
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details
•0:12:30- Critical and fan reviews
•0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:50:00 - Modern day ratings
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**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad.
Welcome to our newest members - Ryan Metcalfe, Michael Hogan, Katie Draper, Kyle Lasley, Eric Brock, Paul Avila, Joshua Gaines, Abbie, Nicolas Miller, Adam Retz, Craig Cyrill, Cassandra Leigh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 12, 2025 • 40min
BRUNCH: Movie Quote Trivia Showdown
In this hilarious brunch-time movie quote trivia game, AJ and Sean battle it out to identify classic film quotes, characters, and actors from their past movie reviews. With 22 challenging sound bites and a point system that keeps the competition fierce, listeners can play along and see if they can beat the hosts' impressive (and sometimes hilariously stumped) movie knowledge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 8, 2025 • 1h 52min
The Bourne Identity (2002)
Matt Damon stars in "The Bourne Identity," a spy thriller that asks: What if your midlife crisis involved accidentally being a government-trained assassin instead of buying a sports car? Join us as we unpack how Jason Bourne turns amnesia into an extreme sport, complete with epic fight scenes, a Mini Cooper chase that defies physics, and more identity crises than a therapist's convention. We dive deep into the film that transformed Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting to global badass, proving that sometimes forgetting who you are is the best career move you'll ever make.
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details
•0:11:00- Critical and fan reviews
•0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:42:00 - Modern day ratings
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad.
Welcome to our newest members - Ryan Metcalfe, Michael Hogan, Katie Draper, Kyle Lasley, Eric Brock, Paul Avila, Joshua Gaines, Abbie, Nicolas Miller, Adam Retz, Craig Cyrill, Cassandra Leigh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 5, 2025 • 52min
BRUNCH: Adolescence, Sinners, American Primeval, The Last of Us and more
We had some time off in between movie reviews, so we decided to chat about the other things we are watching currently. Enjoy conversations about Adolescence, Sinners, American Primeval, The Last of Us, Lords of Dogtown, The Masters, Full Swing, Night Moves, High Fidelity and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 1, 2025 • 2h 12min
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
Buckle up for a wild ride through 1950's Italy with Matt Damon in 'The Talented Mr. Ripley'! One jacket, one lie, and suddenly our boy Tom Ripley is living a life that ain't his - and trust me, things get DARK. Jazz, cocktails, and creepy vibes. We break down every delicious, dangerous moment in true Confused Breakfast style. You do NOT want to miss this episode!
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details
•0:10:30- Critical and fan reviews
•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:59:00 - Modern day ratings
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad.
Welcome to our newest members - Ryan Metcalfe, Michael Hogan, Katie Draper, Kyle Lasley, Eric Brock, Paul Avila, Joshua Gaines, Abbie, Nicolas Miller, Adam Retz, Craig Cyrill, Cassandra Leigh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 28, 2025 • 58min
BRUNCH: Recasting Forrest Gump
We can't be the only people who has wondered what a modern-day recasting of "Forrest Gump" would look like, right? Instead of having Forrest Gump be born in the 40's, our new Forrest could be born in 80s. This would give him a whole new set up historical and cultural events to be a part of. Join us as we all bring some ideas to the table and we ultimately pick the actors who will step into those iconic roles. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices