

The Confused Breakfast
Cloud10
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Thursday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
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Feb 5, 2026 • 1h 38min
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
We are kicking off our Month of Love in peak ’90s fashion. On today’s brand new episode, we debate Heath Ledger’s early heartthrob status, gush over that insane stadium high school and the marching-band serenade, dig into the movie’s feminist angles, pile on praise for Larry Miller, and float a wild fan theory that Patrick Verona grows up to be The Dark Knight’s Joker. Join us for a review of 1999’s 10 Things I Hate About You
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details
•0:12:15 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:25:00 - Modern day ratings
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
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The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 2, 2026 • 1h 34min
BRUNCH: The Confused Breakfast Gets To Star in 'Roadhouse'
This is a very special brunch episode. Camden Griffith hosts an episode where we get to play a game called 'Never Stop Blowing Up' which allows Mike, Sean and AJ to enter the world of 'Roadhouse' and play out the story they way we would like to do it. It's a TTRPG or a game similar to DND and it's a really fun time. Enjoy!
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Jan 29, 2026 • 1h 33min
Desperado (1995)
When you saw this movie for the first time, I bet you didn’t know it was the second movie in a trilogy. But I’m sure you knew that it was everything you could ever want in a movie.. Robert Rodriquez unleashed with an actual budget, Antonio Banderas reminding us what cool looks like and Salma Hayek being the most gorgeous woman in the history of movies. With a body count of 67, we are of course talking about 1995’s Desperado
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details
•0:10:30 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:18:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:22:00 - Modern day ratings
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**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
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**FABLETICS- Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 26, 2026 • 1h 8min
BRUNCH: 3 Ninjas/Sidekicks (Double Feature)
Today's special episode is a double feature. We are reviewing not one but TWO kid's karate movies from 1992. We finally rewatched 3 Ninjas after it's disastrous review and low rating back in Feburary of 2021. Will we change our ranking? Then we dive into Sidekicks, a movie that has been requested many times. Enjoy!
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**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
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**FABLETICS- Get 80% off everything when you sign up as a VIP! Just head to http://Fabletics.com/confused
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 22, 2026 • 1h 47min
Grandma's Boy (2006)
On today’s brand new episode, we discuss perhaps one of the most quoted movies of the 2000s. Barely grossing $6 million in its original theatrical release, this film made over $50 million in DVD sales alone. In fact, the CEO of Blockbuster has gone on record calling it the most stolen movie of all-time because it was never voluntarily returned. We are of course talking about 2006’s Grandma’s Boy.
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details
•0:11:15 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:43:00 - Modern day ratings
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SPONSORS-
**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 19, 2026 • 56min
BRUNCH: The Confusie Award Show from the 2025 Season
Welcome to the second annual Confusie Awards Presentation. On this episode, we go back through all the movies of our 2025 season and give out winners for best actor/actress, best supporting actor/actress, best episode, most punchable face and so much more. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 15, 2026 • 1h 54min
Ghost (1990)
On today’s brand new episode, Sean has hand-picked a movie that took Patrick Swayze from an action star back to a romantic lead. It won 2 Oscars, was the Highest grossing movie of the year and the most rented VHS tape of the year. This movie is single-handedly credited with keeping the art form of pottery alive. We are of course talking about 1990’s Ghost
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:04:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:30 - Pertinent movie details
•0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:32:00 - Modern day ratings
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SPONSORS-
**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad.
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 12, 2026 • 1h 5min
BRUNCH: Top 5 Concerts
As you know, we are all big music lovers and we decided to curate our individual Top 5 lists of the best concerts we have ever gone to. Join in and listen and then let us know your Top 5 list! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 8, 2026 • 1h 45min
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
This movie is somehow one of the most emotionally sincere movies ever made about time travel. It was one of those low expectation, sneaky good comedies of the 2000s that you likely skipped at first because of the title. When you finally gave it a shot, it blew your expectations out of the water. It explores the dangers of resigned complacency and revisiting nostalgia and we are wondering if it still holds up. We are of course talking about 2010’s Hot Tub Time Machine
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details
•0:11:30 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:32:00 - Modern day ratings
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SPONSORS-
**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 5, 2026 • 1h 1min
BRUNCH: Is It A Christmas Movie or Not - The Definitive Debate
We got ahold of a list of movies that are the most argued about. Is it a Christmas movie or not? So we give our opinions on these borderline movies. And the 2nd half of the episode is audio from our recent radio appearance. It’s a fun listen. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices


