The Confused Breakfast

Remember that when you can’t breathe, you can’t scream.  On today’s episode, we discuss a movie that opened at number #1 at the box office and spawned 3 sequels and a spinoff with Lake Placid.   Despite all of this it was nominated for 6 Razzie awards, including worst picture, worst director, worst screenplay and worst couple— Jon Voight and the animatronic snake.  This movie taught us that even though the jungle makes you horny, you need to stay away because everything else is out to get you.    Make you cry July is in full effect.   Join us for 19997’s Anaconda.   •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:10:00  - Pertinent movie details  •0:14:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:24:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:35:00 - Modern day ratings ———————————————————— SPONSORS- ****ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast  ————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Mike H, Tony Haga, Nick Heiderscheit, Caesar, jon boy, WA-1-1, Matthew Zwick, Brian Iobello, This Justin, Kevin Surnear, Edison Cruz, Dan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our good friends Raiders of the Lost Podcast join today's show for a true movie trivia showdown. Hosted by Mike, tune in to see if Sean and AJ can defeat Anthony and James in a head to head competition. Play along if you would like and let us know how you do! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode, we discuss a movie based off of one of the most popular video game franchises of the 90s.  A movie with a script that was so disposable that it was rewritten or thrown away daily on set and many of us still aren’t sure what the plot is.  JCVD did everything he could to tank the movie, while Raul Julia is quite possibly the only saving grace, despite being his last role prior to passing away.   Make you cry July continues with 1994’s Street Figher! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:15  - Pertinent movie details  •0:12:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:42:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- ****NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE eal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! ————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Mike H, Tony Haga, Nick Heiderscheit, Caesar, jon boy, WA-1-1, Matthew Zwick, Brian Iobello, This Justin, Kevin Surnear, Edison Cruz, Dan Doty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are bringing back the "I've Never Seen" segment from the old days. One of us absolutely loves 2004's 'I Heart Huckabees' and the other two have never even heard of it. A self-described "existential comedy", I Heart Huckabees has an insane cast including Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin, Jude Law, Jason Schwartxman, Mark Wahlberg, Naomi Watts and so many more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Make you Cry July starts off with an absolute bang. This movie was Stephen King's first and only attempt at directing a movie and the critics didn't like it. Stephen himself hated it. But here we are almost 40 years later, dissecting one of the best bad movies ever made. It caused an irrational fear of soda machines, lawn mowers, drawbridges, trucks and drain pipes. Join us as we chat about 1986's Maximum Overdrive! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30  - Pertinent movie details  •0:15:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:35:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- ****NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE deal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! ————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Scott C, Stogie Wan Kenboie, bjcheek, Brad, Ryan Blackwell, Preston Nermoe, Aaron Davis, Anthony Doane, LoLo, Hector Camcho,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim McEwan is a founding member and producer/songwriter for hugely popular synthwave band, The Midnight.  This podcast has always been about the nostalgic wistfulness of movies from our past and the memories and vibes that we continue to carry to this day.  The Midnight is the literal musical embodiment of that exact same feeling.   We discuss all things movies, music and nostalgia.   ENJOY! ——————————————— Check out The Midnight immediately here-  http://TheMidnightOfficial.com —————————————————————— SPONSORS- ****TushBaby-  Go to http://Tushbaby.com and start customizing your own carrier. Make sure to use code CONFUSED for 20% your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today’s episode we discuss a movie loosely based on The Odessey and nominated for 2 Oscars.  This movie was the first adapted screenplay by the Coen Brothers and was called a hillbilly musical comedy adventure by John Turturo.  It made Dapper Dan a household name, and turned "Man of Constant Sorrow" into a bluegrass banger for the new millennium. Join us for a scene by scene review of 2000’s O Brother, Where Art Thou?! •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:30  - Pertinent movie details  •0:12:30- Critical and fan reviews •0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:38:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- ****ASPCA-  To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast  ****TushBaby-  Go to http://Tushbaby.com and start customizing your own carrier. Make sure to use code CONFUSED for 20% your first order. ————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Scott C, Stogie Wan Kenboie, bjcheek, Brad, Ryan Blackwell, Preston Nermoe, Aaron Davis, Anthony Doane, LoLo, Hector Camcho,  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a gameshow today, brought to you by Sean. He has some questions for Mike, AJ and our podcast audience to find out if YOU are a cinephile? This is a don't miss brunch and we invite you to play along! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

**This is a reissue of an older episode in honor of the 50th Anniversary of Jaws, and also to get it back on Spotify because the original was taken down. Baa Dum. Baa Dum. The movie that made you question even the smallest bodies of water. Jaws launched some major careers in cinema but can it hold up against the test of time nearly a half-century later?? Are sharks as dangerous as they make it seem? Can you put a price on the lives of tourists? Let’s catch up with Bruce and dive in! It's the summer of 70s!  The entire month of August will be movies from the 70s. •0:00:00 -  Introductions •0:04:00 - Memories of first viewing •0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details  •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews •0:21:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:24:15 - Modern day ratings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today’s new episode is a full-blown review of the first movie ever to cost more than $100 million to make.  This movie taught us some important lessons like kids are 10 seconds of joy and 30 years of misery, that women can’t be lived with nor killed and that a vet will get em wet.   We are of course talking about 1994’s True Lies •0:00:00 - Introductions •0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing •0:07:30  - Pertinent movie details  •0:12:00- Critical and fan reviews •0:25:00 - Scene by scene breakdown  •1:38:00 - Modern day ratings —————————————————————— SPONSORS- ****NordVPN-  Grab your EXCLUSIVE eal by going to http://nordvpn.com/breakfast to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 additional months on top! It’s completely risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! ————————————————— **Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more. **Mail us something   The Confused Breakfast PO Box 10016 Cedar Rapids, IA 52402-9802 Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Welcome to our newest members -  Ryan Metcalfe, Michael Hogan, Katie Draper, Kyle Lasley, Eric Brock, Paul Avila, Joshua Gaines, Abbie, Nicolas Miller, Adam Retz, Craig Cyrill, Cassandra Leigh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices