

The Confused Breakfast
Cloud10
A nostalgic journey back to the movie rental store era and the amazing movies from our childhood that we all know and love. With the benefit of 20+ years of hindsight, we revisit and dissect these classic movies to see if they still move us the way they did as kids. Full movie review episode released every Thursday. Bonus Brunch episode every Monday.
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Dec 24, 2025 • 1h 44min
Jack Frost (1998)
Today we are talking about the movie Jack Frost. No, not the 1997 horror-slasher flick. This is the other horror movie about the Dad that dies and comes back to life as a snowman. Instead of righting his wrongs and giving his family an explanation about the afterlife, he just decides to completely ignore his grieving hot wife, start talking in cheesy catch-phrases and only worry about teaching his son how to shoot a hockey puck. This one is gonna be fun! Merry Christmas!
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details
•0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:19:30 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:26:00 - Modern day ratings
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SPONSORS-
**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
**UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED
**WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually!
**RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Dylan Mick and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 22, 2025 • 1h 51min
DINNER AND A MOVIE: A Christmas Story Christmas
AJ cooked us a meal from scratch while we drank and watched 'A Christmas Story Christmas'. This is our take on 'Dinner and a Movie' and we hope you enjoy it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 18, 2025 • 1h 50min
Batman Returns (1992)
The return of Tim Burton’s Batman and he decided to make it a Christmas movie. Is Michelle Pfeiffer the best Catwoman ever? Is Danny Devito absolutely revolting in his Penguin costume? Why are there so many villains in this story? Is it better than the original? We tackle all of this and more on the first episode of ‘A Very Merry Keaton Christmas’. Please enjoy our review of 1992’s Batman Returns.
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:30 - Memories of first viewing
•0:08:00 - Pertinent movie details
•0:15:00 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:36:00 - Modern day ratings
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SPONSORS-
**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
**UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED
**WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually!
**RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 15, 2025 • 1h 19min
BRUNCH: Top 5 Funniest Movies of All-Time with Dusty Slay
We are joined by our friend Dusty Slay to talk about his personal top 5 funniest movies list. Give it a listen and find all things Dusty at http://dustyslay.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 11, 2025 • 1h 51min
The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
8 years after the success of the original movie, they decided to make a sequel and we are left with more questions than answers. First question- Why? More questions- Did Babe Ruth die and become The Tooth Fairy? Why didn’t they kill off Charlie’s character after the disastrous acting performance in 1994? Who is actually in charge of writing ‘the list’ because it sure ain’t Santa Clause? Why didn’t Scott just marry Tracy from his date because she would make the perfect Mrs Claus? We tackle all of this and more in today’s new episode about 2002’s The Santa Clause 2.
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:00 - Pertinent movie details
•0:12:30 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:22:30 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:36:00 - Modern day ratings
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SPONSORS-
**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
**UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED
**WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually!
**RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad.
Welcome to our newest members - Will Clark, Joshua Carey, Mark Trickle, Thick Big, Travis Wenzel, Paul Albright, Carmel Pipicella, Where’s Shelly, Matt B, Matt Rorrer, Ethan Wheeler, Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 8, 2025 • 1h 7min
BRUNCH: What Is The Best Christmas Movie Of All-Time?
After seeing another tournament bracket online that angered us, we decided to create a single-elimination tournament bracket of our own so we could find out what the best Christmas movie of all-time is. If you like when we are a little tipsy and are extra-fired up and chippy, then you are gonna love this episode. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 4, 2025 • 2h 3min
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
On today’s episode, we discuss the 4th highest rated Tarantino movie on IMDB and his 3rd highest rated on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s a hilarious, inspiring and brutal alternate history tale of the ages. this movie Tarantino’s masterpiece? Does Mike Myers really need to be in this movie? Is the opening scene of this movie the greatest of all-time? Is Brad Pitt perfect for this role? We tackle these questions and more in our full blown review of 2009’s Inglorious Basterds.
•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details
•0:14:00 - Critical and fan reviews
•0:26:30 - Scene by scene breakdown
•1:49:00 - Modern day ratings
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SPONSORS-
**BIG GROVE- Check out our beers of the episode here- http://BigGrove.com
**ASPCA- To learn more about Pet Health Insurance, visit http://aspcapetinsurance.com/breakfast
**UNCOMMON GOODS- To get 15% off your next gift, go to http://uncommongoods.com/CONFUSED
**WARBY PARKER- You can head over to http://WarbyParker.com/CONFUSED right now to try on any pair virtually!
**RULA- Take the first step towards better mental health today and go to http://Rula.com/confused
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802
Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Michael Guiliano and NicMad. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 1, 2025 • 1h 3min
BRUNCH: Movie Trivia Showdown
Do you think you know a lot about movies? Maybe more than Mike, AJ and Sean? Well then you need to tune in for today’s fun brunch. Our producer Logan has produced a fun game show for us to play, called Screen Time. Join us for the pilot episode and play along.
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.
**Mail us something
The Confused Breakfast
PO Box 10016
Cedar Rapids, IA
52402-9802 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 26, 2025 • 2h 3min
Boogie Nights (1997)
Dive into the world of cinema with a captivating discussion on a game-changing film. The hosts share their first-viewing memories and break down iconic scenes, including the legendary opening tracking shot. They explore the complex character dynamics and the dark twists within the story. Alfred Molina's explosive scene is highlighted for its intensity, while the film's bittersweet ending prompts reflections on themes of family and recovery. Ratings are given, assessing the film's lasting impact and its place in the director's impressive lineup.

Nov 24, 2025 • 45min
BRUNCH: What Movie Characters Would You Invite To Thanksgiving Dinner?
It's almost turkey time, so today we have debate on what movie characters would help create the best Thanksgiving dinner of all time? Who are you picking? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices


