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New Year, same betch. The gals are back to debrief their holidays: Jordana is a soon to be game sommelier, Aleen didn’t make it to midnight (RIP Fontainebleau Miami days), and Sami channeled her best Emily in Paris while vacationing in France. They dive in to share their hot takes on the juiciest news from 2023 so far, starting with the reemerged beef developing between Ryan Seacrest and Andy Cohen. Speaking of duos, they discuss Selena Gomez and Nicola Peltz Beckham’s tropical getaway and new found friendship. They wish Jeremy Renner a speedy recovery following his tragic snow plow accident, and Sami fills us in on the latest Windsor bros beef (aka Prince William and Prince Harry) just in time for his Spare book release next week. They wrap with their thoughts on Hulu’s Fleishman is in Trouble. Finally, William and Harry will be sent to the Cayman Islands and cannot come back until they sell a timeshare together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congrats, betch, you made it to the end of the year. How are we celebrating? Good ole fashioned Family Feud style, led by our very own Sean Kilby. We surveyed 30 people from Betches HQ in a variety of pop culture categories from the past year. Spoiler alert, our office is still basic. Listen as Jordana, Aleen, and Sami give it their all with some really *good answer(s) *. Who will emerge victorious in this pop culture showdown? And for the final Caymans send off? The three take it even a step further with a seat on Spirit airlines with no checked bags. Bah humbugCheck out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

‘Tis the season, betch. Jordana, Sami and Aleen are here to tell us all about their holiday plans including attending Sami’s fabulous soireé (Sorry, you’re not invited). Speaking of fabulous parties, the three dive in to discuss the latest Kardashian festivities: Mason Disick’s Bar Mitzvah. He’s a man now and we’re officially old. From there, they gush over a first look of Rihanna’s adorable baby (who still remains nameless). They then wrap up with the talk of the town this week in pop culture: Vulture’s Nepo Baby article, summing up who their favorite and least favorite celeb kids are. As for who will be sent to the Cayman Islands for Christmas? Instacart. Sami has a bone to pick with them.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

G’day Betch! Jordana and Sami are coming to you live from down under, as the record this week’s episode from the Gold Coast of Australia. Hear all about their travels down under– yes all the touristy things like holding a koala and feeding a kangaroo. So cute. FYI, Jordana might be a star surfer. Then the two dive into all things pop culture that happened this week: from Katie Holmes’ questionable y2k fashion choices — which leads to a discussion of what trends they want brought back — to their favorite and not so popular Golden Globe nominations. The Crown, do better. They wrap up with their royal-tea on part one of the Harry & Meghan documentary and of course, share their thoughts on the White Lotus season 2 finale.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gals are glammed and looking better than usual (Sorry that we’re audio only.) Sami is back from Art Basel just in time to share deets about her upcoming trip down under with Jordana. Hemsworth bros watch out! Don’t worry, Aleen was invited, but she’s doing mom things. The three jump right in to debrief and share their hot takes on the scandal brewing at Something Navy between married couple, Brandon and Arielle Charnas. And, their thoughts on Redditt ruining everything. Aleen takes a time out to vent about NordicTrack's customer service or lack thereof. Then royally switching gears to the tea on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Netflix doc. The three debate is this for entertainment or journalism? They touch on Celine Dion’s shocking health diagnosis before diving into all things White Lotus finale predictions: Who’s gonna flip, who’s gonna die, and who’s possibly asexual? (Mike White, come on our podcast!) As to who’s being sent to the Cayman’s this week? No question, NordicTrack per Aleen's request. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami is living it up at Art Basel this week, while Jordana and Aleen are here to debrief their Thanksgivings. Aleen made lox with her dad, and spoiler: the result was delicious. Then onto celeb news and the Balenciaga scandal—like Kids R Us gone wrong. They unpack Kim K’s statement about the controversial campaign, before sharing some updates on Emrata and Pete Davidson (aka America’s Rebound Guy). They then wish the Biebers well amid Hailey’s latest health scare, before breaking down their Spotify Wrapped. Then back to the Kardashians, re: Kim and Kanye’s divorce settlement. How will they divide their 19 homes? They wrap up with some TV talk: Jordana’s rewatching Laguna Beach (it’s as good as you remember), and they share their thoughts on the latest White Lotus ep. As Aleen said, so much sex, so little time. In terms of who’s going to the Cayman’s this week, it’s a no brainer…Balenciaga, obviously. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen share their plans for the holiday: who’s hosting, what are they bringing, what’s the best size for a gathering? So yes, this is kind of turning into a Martha Stewart podcast, but we’re not mad about it. Then onto celeb news of the week, and they start off with the big breakup—Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde. They debate when the breakup actually happened (re: the weird af premiere), and Jordana asks the important q: will Harry miss her salad dressing? This leads into an article that Sami recently found, all about Haribo, a returned $4.8 million check, and a *disappointing* gummy bear reward. Then back to pop culture, and Aleen gives the rundown of what else happened this week. Spoiler: it’s not much. They wrap up debriefing the latest White Lotus episode, and Sami shares a major plot twist theory. Did she just crack the case?Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sami, Jordana, and Aleen start off with some speculation—who is Pete Davidson’s new fling? Was Aleen right, is it Helen Mirren? Was Sami—is it Selena Gomez? Turns out it’s Emily Ratajkowski, and Aleen, Sami, and Jordana chat about the rumored relationship and go through Pete’s girlfriends past (TBT to Kate Beckinsale). Pete is clearly sleeping his way to the top, but what top is that? Where does he go from here? They discuss Pete’s fame trajectory, before debriefing the Taylor Swift ticket and waiting-in-line frenzy. Jordana relates—she has stood in some long gelato lines before. They wrap up unpacking The Crown season 5 (what do you think of the new queen?), before deciding who’s going to the Cayman Islands: Prince Charles or Ticketmaster?Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen starts off by recapping the *fab* Marcus Mumford concert she went to, including all of her celeb sightings—Evan Spiegel and Hilary Duff’s husband. Sami and Jordana wonder how TF she recognized them, before they defer the conversation to Jordana. AKA, the Selena Gomez point person, to discuss Selena’s new documentary (it’s beside the point that Jordana doesn’t follow Selena on Instagram). They get into a *passionate* debate about the documentary, but come to the consensus that the first half is better. Then onto another documentary…of sorts. They debrief the new “Buying Beverly Hills” reality show with Kyle Richards’ fam, and share their takes on the daughters and the nepotism. They wrap up with a discussion about *that* new Jennifer Aniston cover before going through celebs who are allegedly disliked—is Julia Roberts more bitchy than diva or diva than bitchy?Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aleen is back from her Hawaiian vaca, and she recaps the trip to Jordana and Sami in one word—amazing. They also give a Halloween recap, before debriefing the showstopper that was Heidi Klum’s worm costume. Jordana and Aleen were v impressed by the commitment, but Sami just doesn’t like worms. Couldn’t Heidi have picked something less gross? They reminisce on their own college costume days, and break down their Twilight remake (yes, Aleen was Edward). Then onto a couple more Halloween-adjacent topics: Tristan Thompson was at the Kardashian’s party and Gigi Hadid and Leonardo DiCaprio were seen out on the town together—again. They wrap up with some much needed TV talk (warning: spoilers ahead), and unpack The Watcher and The White Lotus. Jordana asks the pertinent question—why do they only eat at the hotel for dinner? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices