@Betches

In case you’ve been glued to your screens watching the Murdaugh trial, you’re not alone. The Betches are coming in hot and dive right into a debrief on all the details. Then they share their hot takes on the latest with what’s happening in Girl World: aka what exactly is going on with Selena Gomez & Hailey Bieber? And why is Kylie Jenner involved? From one feud to the next, they give their thoughts on the news that Prince Harry may be adding another chapter to Spare following his eviction from Frogmore cottage. As to who’s being sent to the Caymans? Buster Murdaugh, since he’s not on trial and deserves some sort of punishment aka, no recliner, next to a screaming baby, and has to check his bag. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches open today’s episode with a hilarious discussion: how old do you feel you REALLY are? Jordana’s a solid 28, Sami’s settled on 60, and Aleen is a tired 25 year old — she just needs more sleep. Can relate. The trio dives in to share their thoughts on ~that~ viral video of Ariana DeBose from the BAFTAs, followed by a debrief on the latest South Park episode mocking a certain former royal couple — take a wild guess. They discuss more Peltz-Beckham wedding countersuits, Countess Luann’s vomit-worthy concert, American Girl’s new “historical” 1999 dolls (we’re THAT old), and congratulate U Up’s #1 subscriber, Rebel Wilson on her engagement. Then they wrap things up with a recap of the latest Summer House ep — much to discuss. The fan who threw up on Luann will be sent to the Caymans, just to enjoy the trip– not to sell timeshares.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy birthday Betches! The OGs are back for a double feature this week. In honor of the special day, the 3 women reminisce on their college days aka where Betches was born. Aleen doesn’t miss it, but Jordana and Sami would pull a hot tub time machine to relive it for a week. They then dive into all the celeb tea: Megan Fox’s cryptic message amid her rumored split from MGK, followed by Penn Badgley’s avoidance of sex scenes, Rihanna’s stunning Vogue cover, Bennifer’s cringe worthy tattoos, and Barney’s alarming rebrand. They wrap up with a TV recap of Vanderpump Rules and the Summer House premiere. Tough call this week, but MGK will be sent to the Caymans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surprise, Betch. Jordana, Aleen and Sami came together to record a special episode recapping the Super Bowl. Aleen got very into it this year, Jordana’s all about the bets, and Sami could can’t imagine caring that much about something. (She lets the memes find her.) They dish on how they celebrated, what they watched, their best and worst commercials of the night, and of course share their hot takes on Rihanna’s halftime show. So, sit back and have your leftover buffalo chicken dip handy (if you didn’t finish it already) ‘cause this episode's a good one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with a fair warning from Sami: she says like a lot in this episode. Okay, now that that’s over with, we have so much piping hot celebri-tea to discuss. The trio starts off with a juicy Grammys debrief, including Aleen’s hot take on Harry Styles’ outfit, and a heated discussion on the state of Bennifer’s relationship. (Too many weddings is always a bad sign.) From one red carpet to the next, the three discuss Reese and Ashton’s awkward AF photos, and spill the tea on Tom Brady’s cringey thirst trap– although Jordana would beg to differ. They wrap with Sami’s debrief on Armie Hammer’s attempted comeback in his latest interview. He’ll be sent back to the Caymans since he was the original inspo for the segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches begin today’s episode asking some real world questions, like Is AI taking over the world? Although, a cook GPT could seriously solve world hunger.. After literally discussing the meaning of life, the women dive into this week’s pop culture news, beginning with Tom Brady’s *official* retirement announcement– for real this time. Sami then debriefs the de-Influencing trend and wtf is going on in the beauty world, which spurs the three gals to share their hot takes on products that are 100% overrated. They move on to discuss rich people problems, aka the Peltz-Beckham’s wedding planner deposit lawsuit, and wrap up with a heated tv/movie debrief all about Tar, and Pamela Anderson’s new doc? The contractor who *allegedly* stole Pam Anderson’s sex tape is for sure being sent straight to the Caymans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Betches are hangry, unhinged, and ready to debrief this week’s pop culture news. And before you ask, no they were not in Dubai this weekend (sadly). We begin in Paris where the three discuss Kylie Jenner’s baby name announcement and her latest controversy: wearing a (faux) lion head to fashion week. They then debrief about WTF went on in Dubai this weekend, from Beyoncé’s multi million dollar concert, to Tarte– or as Jared Freid says Tart-é’s lavish influencer trip, before sharing their hottest congrats to Paris Hilton who just became a mom. Sami debriefs Ana Delvey’s new reality show that she'll be filming straight from her house arrest and wrap up with King Charles’ latest proclamation: kicking Prince Andrew out of Buckingham Palace, sorry Mummy. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The trio is back in-studio today rocking groutfits– it’s raining out, so don’t judge. After a hefty debate on umbrellas vs raincoats, Sami gives her final debrief of Prince Harry’s memoir Spare. Speaking of royal tea, they share their hot takes on Kim K’s big purchase that directly relates to Princess Diana, and break the news of Alec Baldwin’s criminal charges stemming from the tragic Rust shooting. Plus, they recap their latest TV obsession… Traitors on Peacock could be the next big thing: Big Brother and Survivor fans this is for you! As for who’s being sent to the Cayman Islands? Aleen volunteered herself! She’ll do anything for a vacation.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Check out this special crossover episode between Crown Jewels and the @Betches podcast. To hear the rest of this episode and catch more coverage of Prince Harry's new book Spare, subscribe to Crown Jewels now: https://betches.co/crownjewelscrossoverThe gift that keeps on giving! This week, Samantha and Lex are back to dig even deeper into Spare, with the help of @Betches’ own Sami Sage. Together, they discover that a second date to Botswana isn’t as original as Meghan thinks, note the rising “todger” count, and critique the now-infamous line “she didn’t know and I didn’t tell her”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seen any good movies lately? Awards show season has kicked off, and Jordana visited her first theater since the pandemic began. Did she make it through Avatar without crying? We’re looking at you Aleen— and how will she get her revenge for the tiny theater they put her in? Plus, she just finished watching the Harry Potter series for the first time and *needs * to talk about it. Justice for Snape. Sami and Aleen join in to debrief the Golden Globe Awards and the three share their hot takes from the night, including their fave category: Best Actor in a Limited Series. Switching gears, Sami sums up 40% of Prince Harry’s new memoir, Spare. Highlights are on her IG stories if you’re interested. They wrap up with a glowing review of the new movie The Menu, starring Anya Taylor Joy and Voldemort himself. As for who’s being sent to the Cayman Islands? Aleen votes Austin Butler, but the consensus lands on AMC Theaters- no one should have to pay to sit somewhere less comfortable than your couch.Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices