Lil Stinkers

Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man and John George Haigh was dressed to the nines, even when killing people and giving them acid baths. This Stinker stole his way to the good life, killing anyone he crossed paths with who had wealth that he wanted for himself.

This Stinker was born rich but let the zapples get the best of him. Herb Baumeister was an OG prankster. Instead of leaving apples on a teacher's desk, he'd just piss all over it; A signature move that lasted long into his professional life. He opened a thrift store called Sav-A-Lot which is weird because the MFer liked to Kil-A-Lot. Check out why this Stinker is chilling poolside with a bunch of horny mannequins. 

This naughty nurse crushed beers, killed landlords and climbed into bed to fondle the patients she poisoned with opiates. 

This smiley psycho used to have his mommy sing him to sleep and unfortunately, he took to strangling victims to take their voices from them. On top of this, this goofball would get blackout drunk, walk around on his hands, prank fellow soldiers and dump them out of their beds like a damn Stinker. Pour yourself four fingers of hot pepper-infused whiskey and settle in for this bad boy. 

Despite the absence of the great Cal Donjolla, Firman and I perservered to speak about and make fun of the most pussy voiced, baby ass voiced, titty suckin' ass, balloon huffin' ass voiced killer we've covered yet, Paul Michael Stephani. This bitch baby would commit vicious attacks then call 911 to report the crimes, apologize and whine in the most pathetic voice imaginable. On top of all this, Firman regales us with yet another unsettling personal story.

I'm afraid I'm in love again with Esti Carranza, a beautiful Mexican queen/ice cream shop owner who killed two of her lovers then chainsawed their bodies and stored the remains in the basement of her ice cream shop. Love is in the air, in addition to a number of farts on this episode. Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the full episode, in addition to our full archive plus Patreon exclusives. 

It's hard to find a politician who partied harder on the clock than the one and only, Rob Ford. Sure, everyone loves to focus on the crack angle, but boy this Stinker also spoke in Jamaican Patois, threw slurs around like frisbees and drew the ire of The Iron Sheik. We're back to murder next week, but we're clearing the pipes this week with a party animal who spat in the face of political decorum.

If you're into goofballs who pay top dollar for dudes to shit into pizza boxes and slurp their noodles, then boy are you gonna love this Stinker. Uncle Eddie was a wealthy actuary/shithound whose exploits sent shockwaves through Philly in the early 90s due to his unique perversions, testing positive for AIDS and quite possibly being in cahoots with Jerry Sandusky. This dude was a creep for the ages whose perversions knew no bounds, but thankfully, we had our boy Chip Chantry help walk us through this turd magnet's depravity. Check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the full ep. 

This ol' dumb haircut havin' ass had so many hits but his last hit landed him in the slammer. Learn about his hermit crab lifesstrange recording studio habits, and his side hustle as a nighttime vigilante. Unfortunately for him, there's no grammy category for murder. 

This week's Stinker is the pride of Blacksburg, VA. Henry Lee Lucas was the son of an abusive, prostitute mom and a legless, alcoholic father, so you know this mf was destined to be off the chain. When this Stinker was captured after committing numerous murders, he tricked authorities into giving him a strawberry milkshake a day for over a year in exchange for information on unsolved cases, which he lied about. In honor of this, the boys were treated to strawberry milkshakes in exchange for divulging some salacious lies about themselves. As expected, Ferman and Cal DonJolla did not disappoint.