Lil Stinkers

This black magic bad boy used human sacrifices as part of his wicked cauldron recipes, which benefitted local Mexican cartels, who believed they provided them protection, invisibility and success. We give the dark arts a try, as well, summoning the Goddess of money and sex to bless us and our beloved Firman was gracious enough to burn his dick off in tribute to her. If you'd like to support us and also get all full episodes of Lil Stinkers early, plus have access to all our live AMAs, live guest episodes, book club streams, Mini Stinker episodes and all the other weird stuff we do, check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers. You get all that stuff for either $4/month or $40/year.

This lil goofball was burning his damn pee pee with cigarettes, asking his sister for some butt and building shrines for dead friends before going on a six month murder quest. For this episode, we welcomed our dear friend, John Kensil and his bag full of puppets, which included a cop puppet who gave us some unparalleled insight into the police force. Join us at Patreon.com/lilstinkers and get early access to every ep, all full episodes, live episodes, live AMAs, Mini Stinkers episodes and all the other weird stuff we do for $4/month or $40/year. 

This lil scamp killed one man and attempted to murder another then proceeded to escape from incarceration three times. While on the run, he traveled the U.S. and Canada willy nilly while stealing and selling cars and was so thoughtful that he mailed his ex-warden a Christmas card.

This lil nasty ass, noodle dick-having, Dracula-looking motherfucker went on a rabbit/dog/cat/people killing spree, biting into his victims in a desperate attempt to get his "missing blood" that he was convinced was at the root of his issues. If you like Lil Stinkers, please consider supporting us at Patreon.com/lilstinkers and get access to our entire catalog, plus early access to every new episode, guest episodes, live episodes, Mini Stinkers episodes, live AMAs, book club streams and all the other weird shit we do. 

This lil bad boy killed at least sixteen people, but likely dozens more, as an extensive scorecard with victims codenames was found in his trunk after he was pulled over with his meat out as he partied with a corpse. For this full episode and all of our other early access episodes, live AMAs, Mini Stinker episodes, guest eps and all our other monkey business, check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers.            

This dead-eyed psycho killed at least seven and possibly hundreds more victims. He flew between coasts, using fake names, his fine arts degree and a dastardly motivation to dupe the unsuspecting, which included casting directors on The Dating Game. Support the show and get access to all Lil Stinkers episodes a week early, as well as access to Patreon-exclusive episodes, Mini Stinkers episodes, Live AMAs, Live Book Club Meetings, guest episodes and all the other weird shit we do at Patreon.com/lilstinkers for either $4/month or $40/year.

We made history on this episode. This was the very first bad bitch that I did not fall in love with. I can overlook a lot of things, but killing an estimated 400 babies is a dealbreaker for me. This nightmare lady was buying babies from poor English women, strangling them, then throwing them into the River Thames while probably yelling, "KOBE!" Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the full episode, as well as every other full episode, in addition to early release episodes, live AMAs, live episodes, live book club meetings, Mini Stinker episodes and all the other weird stuff we do. 

We get into one of the most terrifying people to ever walk the planet, Dennis Rader aka BTK. This Lil Stinker terrorized Wichita for three decades, referred to his bird as Sparky and would rent motel rooms by himself just so he could dress up like a lady and tie himself up. You think Jake is a sick freak, just wait'll you hear more about this goofball's exploits. Consider joining us at Patreon.com/lilstinkers. For either $4/month or $40/year, you get access to the entire Lil Stinkers Podcast catalog, early access to every new episode, live monthly AMAs, live full episodes, Mini Stinkers episodes, Lil Stinkers book club episodes and all the other weird stuff we do.

This 4'9" goofball killed and ate a lady and never did a single day in prison for it. He spent his days writing disgusting books and appearing in adult movies that no one asked for. On top of all this, we find out that Cal DonJolla is rock hard and leaking some serious smeg in anticipation of the new Minions movie.              

This barbering bad boy sucked back vodka like it was coming from a candy tiddy. He'd often employ the services of sex workers to get hammered with him and once they were passed out, he'd dump vodka down their throats until they died. This rascal also threatened airlines and wore disguises to the hospital after he'd already been told he wasn't allowed there anymore. Pour yourself a nice 50 ounce glass of vodka like The Boozing Barber used to and strap in for this one.