Lil Stinkers

Despite the absence of the great Cal Donjolla, Firman and I perservered to speak about and make fun of the most pussy voiced, baby ass voiced, titty suckin' ass, balloon huffin' ass voiced killer we've covered yet, Paul Michael Stephani. This bitch baby would commit vicious attacks then call 911 to report the crimes, apologize and whine in the most pathetic voice imaginable. On top of all this, Firman regales us with yet another unsettling personal story.

I'm afraid I'm in love again with Esti Carranza, a beautiful Mexican queen/ice cream shop owner who killed two of her lovers then chainsawed their bodies and stored the remains in the basement of her ice cream shop. Love is in the air, in addition to a number of farts on this episode. Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the full episode, in addition to our full archive plus Patreon exclusives. 

It's hard to find a politician who partied harder on the clock than the one and only, Rob Ford. Sure, everyone loves to focus on the crack angle, but boy this Stinker also spoke in Jamaican Patois, threw slurs around like frisbees and drew the ire of The Iron Sheik. We're back to murder next week, but we're clearing the pipes this week with a party animal who spat in the face of political decorum.

If you're into goofballs who pay top dollar for dudes to shit into pizza boxes and slurp their noodles, then boy are you gonna love this Stinker. Uncle Eddie was a wealthy actuary/shithound whose exploits sent shockwaves through Philly in the early 90s due to his unique perversions, testing positive for AIDS and quite possibly being in cahoots with Jerry Sandusky. This dude was a creep for the ages whose perversions knew no bounds, but thankfully, we had our boy Chip Chantry help walk us through this turd magnet's depravity. Check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the full ep. 

This ol' dumb haircut havin' ass had so many hits but his last hit landed him in the slammer. Learn about his hermit crab lifesstrange recording studio habits, and his side hustle as a nighttime vigilante. Unfortunately for him, there's no grammy category for murder. 

This week's Stinker is the pride of Blacksburg, VA. Henry Lee Lucas was the son of an abusive, prostitute mom and a legless, alcoholic father, so you know this mf was destined to be off the chain. When this Stinker was captured after committing numerous murders, he tricked authorities into giving him a strawberry milkshake a day for over a year in exchange for information on unsolved cases, which he lied about. In honor of this, the boys were treated to strawberry milkshakes in exchange for divulging some salacious lies about themselves. As expected, Ferman and Cal DonJolla did not disappoint.

Black magic filled the air for this episode, as the Lil Stinkers sign fell onto my head just as we were about to record. Once we got rolling, we had a blast talking about Anton LaVey, a real rascal who founded the Church of Satan, kept lions and leopards as pets and put curses on his enemies, resulting in their death. To top it off, we held a special ceremony where we sold Jake's soul to the devil! Full audio/video at Patreon.com/lilstinkers

You know that if we're talking The Iceman, Richard Kuklinski, I had to ensure that Jake & Cal DonJolla were literally covered in ice for this episode. The boys braved the elements to hear the story of this gigantic murderer who had a penchant for creative murders, all things Disney and backyard BBQs. 

We're getting into cults, baby! David Koresh was a stinker who bent the Bible's words to get his bird wet at every turn and vilified adult consumption of milk while shredding on electric guitars airbrushed with his favorite biblical scenes. To top it off, he was actually a very good singer who no doubt went out hittin' them high notes as he led his followers to their deaths. Go to Patreon.com/lilstinkers for early access to every episode, in addition to Patreon-exclusive episodes, live Q&As and all types of other weird shit we do. New content every week.              

This week's Stinker is such a goofball that instead of wrecking his meat to Hustler Magazine, he decided to shoot its publisher. Unfortunately, that was just the tip of the creep iceberg with this weirdo, who also blew up a beagle and extended his reign of terror to Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and Burger King. Listen to the full episode and get early access to every Lil Stinkers episode, along with a ton of extra content at Patreon.com/lilstinkers.