Maintainable

Maintainable Nails: Bonus Episode 02Robby is joined by eccentric billionaire inventor and voice actor Duncan Thorpe, broadcasting from a secret island off the coast of Northern Europe. Together, they take listeners on a deeply unhinged (yet disturbingly logical?) journey into the tyranny of mammalian nail maintenance and the radical future of nail replacement.🔍 Episode Highlights[00:00:00] Welcome and Introductions: Robby introduces Duncan Thorpe and sets the tone for a conversation that quickly derails in unexpected directions.[00:01:10] Are Maintainable Nails Even Possible? Duncan rejects the premise of nail upkeep entirely, calling it a lie rooted in genetic tyranny.[00:02:05] Disrupting the Nail Space: Duncan introduces his biotech venture, Hard Ass Nails, and explains why humanity must transcend traditional nails.[00:03:30] How Clicky Made Him Billions: Duncan recalls his invention of a one-click shopping platform and how it financed his nail revolution.[00:04:30] Legal Woes and Voice Acting Scandals: Robby tiptoes around litigation, including lawsuits from the San Diego Zoo and a failed show called Footy Talk.[00:06:10] The Industrial Nail Complex: Duncan discusses lobbying, sabotage, and his break with the traditional nail-care establishment.[00:07:00] Space-Grown Diamond Nails: Why stop trimming your nails when you can replace them with shimmering sheets of lab-grown perfection?[00:07:40] A Blinding Reveal: Duncan warns Robby about the dazzling visual effects of his diamond nails—viewer discretion advised.[00:08:00] DIY Vaccines and Clone Ethics: Duncan details his self-sourced COVID vaccine, brewed with blood from younger versions of himself.[00:09:30] Mass Adoption & Cultural Shifts: Could society embrace surgically implanted diamond nails? What about survival rates?[00:11:00] Astronaut Hygiene & Nail Clippings in Zero-G: Duncan explains how standard nails pose existential risks on the International Space Station.[00:13:10] Beyond Nail Polish: Robby reflects on the psychology of nail adornment; Duncan insists diamond nails force emotional reckoning.[00:15:10] Free Nails—If You Join the Martian Program: Listeners can qualify for complimentary Hard Ass Nails by enlisting in Duncan’s space or subterranean missions.[00:18:00] Where to Sign Up: Clicky Prime or hardassnails.nails—plus a quick blood test to determine if you're "genetically suited."[00:20:00] Redefining ‘Nails’: Duncan campaigns to rename construction nails to eliminate semantic confusion with human nails.[00:21:10] Closing Thoughts: Robby thanks Duncan, who insists this interview “has happened.” Mission accomplished.🧪 Mentioned ProjectsHard Ass Nails – Duncan’s biotech venture replacing fingernails with diamond implants Clicky – One-click shopping platform that sparked Duncan's empire Footy Talk – Duncan’s banned late-night show about foot and hand care Martian Colonization Program – Enroll via Clicky Prime for free upgrades🚀 About Maintainable NailsMaintainable Nails explores the cutting edge of nail care innovation through long-form interviews with the world’s boldest thinkers in nail technology, maintenance philosophy, and post-mammalian beauty trends.Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.🌀 This episode is part of an annual satirical tradition released by Maintainable.fm for April Fools'. All interviews are fully improvised and intended for entertainment purposes only. Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

Maintainable Nails: Bonus Episode 01Robby speaks with Shannon Jackson about existing in the life you have vs the one you want, long-term maintenance, the benefits of stickers, remote consultations, frito dust, and gutter nails that don't belong to you.Helpful LinksBioLinkedIn[Book Recommendation] Untamed, Glennon DoyleSubscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Join the discussion in the Maintainable Discord Community Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

In this episode of Maintainable, Robby is joined by Brian Scanlan, Principal Systems Engineer at Intercom. Brian shares insights into how Intercom has successfully implemented a volunteer-led on-call support system, emphasizing the importance of meaningful alarms and a consistent software environment.Summary of Topics[00:05:32] Introduction to the Guest's Background: Brian Scanlan discusses his role at Intercom and his experience with on-call practices.[00:15:10] Developing a Volunteer-Led On-Call System: Brian explains how Intercom transitioned to a volunteer-led on-call system, ensuring that alarms are meaningful and actionable.[00:20:00] The Role of Consistent Software Architecture: The impact of Intercom’s monolithic Ruby on Rails architecture on simplifying on-call duties.[00:29:46] Managing Technical Debt as Velocity Risks: Brian describes how Intercom manages technical debt through a velocity risk framework.[00:38:45] Improving Deployment Processes: The evolution of Intercom’s deployment processes, reducing the time from merge to production.[00:43:32] Treating Internal Tools as a Product: The importance of treating internal tools with the same care as external products, focusing on usability and impact.[00:50:56] Encouraging Small Wins in Productivity: How Intercom encourages engineers to address small productivity issues to prevent larger problems.[00:51:39] Balancing Innovation with Stability: Intercom’s conservative approach to engineering and how it helps maintain a stable product.Key TakeawaysMeaningful Alarms: Ensure that all alarms are actionable and represent real or inevitable customer pain.Consistent Architecture: A consistent software environment, like Intercom's Ruby on Rails monolith, simplifies on-call duties and allows for greater flexibility across teams.Velocity Risk Framework: Managing technical debt by quantifying its impact on velocity helps prioritize the most impactful work.Continuous Improvement: Regular reviews and continuous improvement are essential for maintaining a sustainable on-call system.Product-Focused Engineering: At Intercom, the emphasis is on building products, not just writing code, ensuring that engineers are focused on delivering value.Helpful LinksIntercom's Engineering SiteBrian's TwitterBrian's LinkedIn[Book Recommendation] Choice Theory: A New Psychology of Personal Freedom, William Glasser Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

Robby speaks with Alexandre Omeyer, Co-founder and CEO of Stepsize. They discuss how high-quality software requires team ownership, some traits of well-maintained software, and the different sizes of technical debt. Alexandre also shares advice on how engineers can step up and take action today.Helpful LinksStepsize's WebsiteStepsize on TwitterAlexandre on Twitter[Book Recommendation] Drive, Daniel H. PinkSubscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Join the discussion in the Maintainable Discord Community Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

Robby speaks with Roopak Venkatakrishnan, Engineering Manager at Bolt. They discuss why it's important to document the weird things and strategies for keeping your system easy to begin developing in. Roopak also talks about why we end up with silos of knowledge and how to alleviate that problem.Helpful LinksRoopak's WebsiteRoopak on TwitterRoopak on LinkedInSwissknife CircleCI orbSubscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Join the discussion in the Maintainable Discord Community Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

Robby speaks with Benjamin Wood, CEO and Co-Founder of Hint. They discuss the importance of being able to iterate quickly, and the optimal code-to-test ratios. Benjamin also talks about the pros and Cons of using Monkey Patching, as well as suggestions for where to prioritize tests on a legacy Ruby on Rails application.Helpful LinksHint.ioGithub.com/hintmedia/railsdockBenjamin on Twitter[Book Recommendation] The E-Myth Revisited, Michael E. GerberSubscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Join the discussion in the Maintainable Discord Community Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

Robby speaks with Johanna Rothman, President at Rothman Consulting Group, Inc. They discuss traits of healthy teams, how to respond to colleagues who vent and/or complain to you, and strategies for growing a team. Johanna also talks about the importance of understanding that moving into management is a career change vs a promotion.Helpful LinksJohanna on LinkedInJohanna on TwitterJohanna's Website[Book Recommendation] 7 Rules for Positive, Productive Change, Ester Derby[Book Recommendation] The No Asshole Rule, Robert I. Sutton, PhDSubscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Join the discussion in the Maintainable Discord Community Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

Robby speaks with Helen Scott, Java Developer Advocate at Jet Brains. They discuss tips on how to measure team satisfaction, what is/isn't technical debt, and the impact of being remote during a pandemic. Helen also talks about her background as a software engineer and being a technical writer.Helpful LinksHelen on LinkedInHelen on TwitterHelen's Website[Book Recommendation] Word Perfect: Curious Coinages and Etymological First Aid For Every Day of the Year, Susie DentSubscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Join the discussion in the Maintainable Discord Community Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

Robby speaks with Robert Kaufman, Senior Partner at Notch8 and Cofounder of LEARN Academy. They discuss the importance of treating software development as a craft, tips on helping peers troubleshoot via pairing, and how technical debt can be used as an excuse. Robert also talks about keeping a healthy junior to senior ratio (2:1) and how to be a good guest in another team's codebase.Helpful LinksLearn AcademyNotch8 BlogRobert on TwitterRobert on GitHub[Book Recommendation] Brain Rules, John MedinaSubscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Join the discussion in the Maintainable Discord Community Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.

Robby speaks with Heidi Helfand, Director of Product & Technology Excellence at Procore Technologies. They discuss how to reduce fear when making changes, understanding the importance of supporting roles for technical teams, and why we should all keep a living document that lists all of our accomplishments. Heidi also talks about different ways to benchmark a team and how to build alliances.Helpful LinksHeidi's bookHeidi on TwitterHeidi's Website[Book Recommendation] Crucial Conversations Tools for Talking When Stakes Are High, Kerry Patterson and Joseph GennySubscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsOvercastSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Join the discussion in the Maintainable Discord Community Subscribe to Maintainable on:Apple PodcastsSpotifyOr search "Maintainable" wherever you stream your podcasts.Keep up to date with the Maintainable Podcast by joining the newsletter.