
Opening Arguments
Opening Arguments is a law show that helps you make sense of the news! Comedian Thomas Smith brings on legal analysts to help you understand not only current events, but also deeper legal concepts and areas!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
Latest episodes

Jul 15, 2025 • 50min
Let’s Talk Space Law! It’s Law, but From OUTER SPACE!
Michelle Hanlon, an expert in space law and cultural heritage, discusses the fascinating and uncharted territory of space governance. She highlights the importance of international agreements for managing a crowded cosmos and explores property ownership issues, particularly regarding the Moon. The conversation intertwines humor with serious legal implications, referencing 'Star Trek' and its influence on space treaties. Hanlon emphasizes the necessity of protecting lunar heritage and the pressing need for regulations as privatization accelerates in the space industry.

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Jul 11, 2025 • 58min
What a Surprise, the Racist Bastards Want to Denaturalize Zohran Mamdani
Explore the recent Supreme Court decision on birthright citizenship and its chilling implications for many families. The podcast dives into the controversy surrounding immigrant politician Zohran Mamdani's potential denaturalization due to his rap lyrics, raising crucial questions about free expression and racial discrimination. It also examines the complexities of class action lawsuits and the pitfalls of judicial decisions affecting citizenship rights. And for a lighter twist, there's a funny critique of AI mishaps in the courtroom, blending law with humor.

Jul 10, 2025 • 48min
T3BE76: Accidental Evidence
Professor Heather Varanini, a bar prep expert, joins to unravel the complexities of property law and the bar exam. They explore key concepts like 'fee simple subject to condition subsequent' with humor, making tricky legal terms relatable. The discussion also dives into the ethical dilemmas surrounding confession laws and how hearsay plays a role in court cases. Engaging listener anecdotes keep the conversation lively, blending legal insights with approachable banter and community interaction.

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Jul 8, 2025 • 55min
When You're So Bad At Your Job, You Make the Supreme Court Look Good By Comparison
Jenessa Seymour, a dynamic disability rights activist and PhD, joins to delve into the chaotic oral arguments in the Supreme Court case AJT v. Osseo. They discuss the legal complexities surrounding disability rights, particularly for students needing accommodations. Expect a blend of humor and serious analysis as they unpack the tensions in legal standards and the courtroom dynamics that overshadow advocates' efforts. Jenessa's insights highlight the critical need for clearer protections for students with disabilities amidst the legal chaos.

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Jul 1, 2025 • 49min
SIO484: Lawsuit Alleges Voting Irregularities in 2024. Is There Any There There?
Dr. Jenessa Seymour, a statistics and voting rights expert, dives into a New York lawsuit alleging voting irregularities in the upcoming 2024 election. She analyzes claims of tampering and the public's skepticism surrounding these allegations. The conversation touches on the complexities of election integrity and how misconceptions from past elections have shaped current beliefs. Seymour also breaks down the intricacies of the legal proceedings, emphasizing the role of community engagement and the importance of accurate electoral data.

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Jun 27, 2025 • 55min
No Way, Bove
Dive into the chaotic world of Emil Bove's confirmation hearings, where concerns about his qualifications clash with recent Supreme Court decisions. Explore the ethical quagmires surrounding immigration deportations and the internal corruption revealed by a whistleblower. The podcast humorously navigates the evolving role of AI in the courtroom, highlighting a unique case where AI characters assist legal arguments. With a mix of serious discussion and comedic insights, it sheds light on the complexities of justice in today's legal landscape.

Jun 26, 2025 • 36min
T3BE75: Can I Interest You in a Lettuce Farm?
Heather Veranini, a legal expert helping with bar exam questions, joins to tackle whimsical legal scenarios. They hilariously debate the implications of a bee-hijacked truck and dive into the nuances of the Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination. The discussion shifts to an intriguing case about property interests involving a farmer and his sister, exploring complex conveyance laws. With witty banter and community engagement, the conversation mixes legal insights with humor, creating a delightful atmosphere for listeners.

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Jun 24, 2025 • 1h 6min
How Do the Good Lawyers Not Burn Out?
Liz Skeen, a criminal defense lawyer from New York City, dives into the pressing issue of burnout in the legal profession. She shares insightful coping strategies like community involvement and creative outlets. The conversation takes a lively turn as they navigate the complexities of local New York politics and the necessity of legal representation, even for the law-abiding. Additionally, Skeen discusses the importance of mental health and community support for lawyers, blending serious themes with humor and personal anecdotes.

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Jun 20, 2025 • 54min
Clarence Thomas Is an Even Worse Doctor Than He Is a Judge
The discussion kicks off with the costly implications of the Karen Read drunk driving trial. Legal dilemmas arise as a mayoral candidate's arrest by ICE is examined. The hosts critique a disappointing Supreme Court decision that threatens trans rights, spotlighting flawed medical opinions from key justices. The absurdities of political figures like a crack-smoking pillow salesman are also highlighted. Overall, the blend of serious legal analysis and light-hearted humor keeps the conversation engaging.

Jun 19, 2025 • 49min
I Like My Bar Exam Questions Like I Like My Coffee
T3BE74 First an exciting announcement! We're bringing back the original Q&A format where everyone can hang out for the livestream, but patrons get the extra special opportunity to ask questions in advance! Be sure to join us on YouTube on Sunday, June 22nd, at 3pm Pacific/6pm Eastern! If you'd like to play along with T3BE, here's what to do: hop on Bluesky, follow Openargs, find the post that has this episode, and quote it with your answer! Or, go to our Subreddit and look for the appropriate T3BE posting. Or best of all, become a patron at patreon.com/law and play there! Check out the OA Linktree for all the places to go and things to do! This content is CAN credentialed, which means you can report instances of harassment, abuse, or other harm on their hotline at (617) 249-4255, or on their website at creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org.