
Opening Arguments
Opening Arguments is a law show that helps you make sense of the news! Comedian Thomas Smith brings on legal analysts to help you understand not only current events, but also deeper legal concepts and areas!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
Latest episodes

Jun 26, 2025 • 36min
T3BE75: Can I Interest You in a Lettuce Farm?
Heather Veranini, a legal expert helping with bar exam questions, joins to tackle whimsical legal scenarios. They hilariously debate the implications of a bee-hijacked truck and dive into the nuances of the Fifth Amendment regarding self-incrimination. The discussion shifts to an intriguing case about property interests involving a farmer and his sister, exploring complex conveyance laws. With witty banter and community engagement, the conversation mixes legal insights with humor, creating a delightful atmosphere for listeners.

9 snips
Jun 24, 2025 • 1h 6min
How Do the Good Lawyers Not Burn Out?
Liz Skeen, a criminal defense lawyer from New York City, dives into the pressing issue of burnout in the legal profession. She shares insightful coping strategies like community involvement and creative outlets. The conversation takes a lively turn as they navigate the complexities of local New York politics and the necessity of legal representation, even for the law-abiding. Additionally, Skeen discusses the importance of mental health and community support for lawyers, blending serious themes with humor and personal anecdotes.

4 snips
Jun 20, 2025 • 54min
Clarence Thomas Is an Even Worse Doctor Than He Is a Judge
The discussion kicks off with the costly implications of the Karen Read drunk driving trial. Legal dilemmas arise as a mayoral candidate's arrest by ICE is examined. The hosts critique a disappointing Supreme Court decision that threatens trans rights, spotlighting flawed medical opinions from key justices. The absurdities of political figures like a crack-smoking pillow salesman are also highlighted. Overall, the blend of serious legal analysis and light-hearted humor keeps the conversation engaging.

Jun 19, 2025 • 49min
I Like My Bar Exam Questions Like I Like My Coffee
T3BE74 First an exciting announcement! We're bringing back the original Q&A format where everyone can hang out for the livestream, but patrons get the extra special opportunity to ask questions in advance! Be sure to join us on YouTube on Sunday, June 22nd, at 3pm Pacific/6pm Eastern! If you'd like to play along with T3BE, here's what to do: hop on Bluesky, follow Openargs, find the post that has this episode, and quote it with your answer! Or, go to our Subreddit and look for the appropriate T3BE posting. Or best of all, become a patron at patreon.com/law and play there! Check out the OA Linktree for all the places to go and things to do! This content is CAN credentialed, which means you can report instances of harassment, abuse, or other harm on their hotline at (617) 249-4255, or on their website at creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org.

9 snips
Jun 17, 2025 • 39min
This Law Student Refused to Let Big Firms Get Away with Quiet Complicity
Mari Latibashvili, a Georgetown law student and co-founder of the GU Law Coalition for Justice, passionately discusses her activism against law firms complicit with the Trump administration. She shares her experience organizing students to refuse interviews with problematic firms and highlights the growing influence of abolitionist thought in law education. Mari emphasizes the importance of civic rights advocacy for incarcerated individuals and the power of collective action in reshaping ethical standards within the legal profession.

14 snips
Jun 13, 2025 • 58min
Troops in LA; Abrego Garcia's Trumped Up Charges
The podcast tackles the legal and social aftermath of deploying troops in California, shining a light on civil rights issues. It also discusses the controversial indictment of Abrego Garcia and the complexities surrounding immigration enforcement. With humor, the hosts reflect on aging and personal experiences while analyzing the absurdities of a notable fraud case. The conversation raises concerns about political persecution and the integrity of the justice system, all while emphasizing the need for community resilience amid rising tensions in Los Angeles.

Jun 12, 2025 • 50min
The Part of Collections Collector
Heather Varanini, a bar exam prep expert, shares her insights on the challenges and humor involved in preparing for the bar exam. They explore a quirky property dispute illustrating adverse possession and break down legal complexities with wit. The conversation also flows into nostalgic discussions on naming inspired by fantasy literature and the intricacies of contracts in retro video game sales. Sprinkled with light-hearted banter, the hosts emphasize the importance of staying informed and engaged amid current events.

10 snips
Jun 10, 2025 • 1h
Federal Workers: Rise Up, Fight Back!
Anna Chu, the Executive Director at We the Action, discusses the launch of the Rise Up: Federal Workers Legal Defense Network, which aids federal workers facing wrongful termination. She dives into the legal struggles these workers encounter, particularly due to actions from the previous administration. The conversation also highlights the importance of pro bono legal support and shares personal stories of transformation through community advocacy. Listeners gain insights into the vital role of collective action in fighting for workers' rights.

6 snips
Jun 6, 2025 • 56min
Three Unanimous Supreme Court Decisions, and Why They Sound Bad But Aren't Really
The discussion kicks off with a lively analysis of unanimous Supreme Court decisions that, while initially alarming, reveal intricate legal positives. Key rulings on gun manufacturer lawsuits and expanded tax exemptions for religious nonprofits are explored with humor and depth. Immigration enforcement issues are highlighted, revealing a chaotic landscape with serious implications. Additionally, the implications of reverse discrimination cases and the intersection of LGBTQ rights with employment law are examined, leaving listeners with much to ponder on these complex topics.

Jun 5, 2025 • 51min
Adverse Possession Is 9/10ths of the Law
T3BE72 If you'd like to play along with T3BE, here's what to do: hop on Bluesky, follow Openargs, find the post that has this episode, and quote it with your answer! Or, go to our Subreddit and look for the appropriate T3BE posting. Or best of all, become a patron at patreon.com/law and play there! Check out the OA Linktree for all the places to go and things to do! This content is CAN credentialed, which means you can report instances of harassment, abuse, or other harm on their hotline at (617) 249-4255, or on their website at creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org.