

Opening Arguments
Opening Arguments Media LLC
Opening Arguments is a law show that helps you make sense of the news! Comedian Thomas Smith brings on legal analysts to help you understand not only current events, but also deeper legal concepts and areas!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
Episodes
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Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 53min
Maxwell's Silver Yammer, Part 2
VR5 Part 2 - we continue our analysis of Ghislaine Maxwell's podcast interview on the Todd Blanche Experience. Make sure you caught part 1! Watch the video here! Complete enhanced audio of Ghislaine Maxwell's proffer session with DOJ deputy Todd Blanche on July 24-25, 2025 (Thomas's Version) Maxwell transcripts and source audio from DOJ US v Maxwell indictment

Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 37min
The Ghislaine Maxwell Interview Was Institutional Corruption Like We've Never Seen Before. Truly.
Liz Skeen, a defense attorney and former OA NYC bureau chief, joins the conversation to dissect the ramifications of Ghislaine Maxwell's recent proffer session with the DOJ. They explore the audacity of Maxwell's claims amidst implications of institutional corruption. The discussion touches on the legal intricacies of immunity and the troubling dynamics of high-profile political connections. Skeen highlights the absurdities of the case and the shadows cast over accountability in the justice system. This is a profound analysis of corruption entwined with power.

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Aug 22, 2025 • 1h 5min
Republicans Are Messing with Texas
Texas lawmakers are in hot water as one files a habeas petition to escape the state capitol. The redistricting plan raises eyebrows, with experts warning it could be illegal and threaten democracy. Immigration policy takes a turn with memos granting broad powers on a person's 'good moral character.' Meanwhile, a quirky legal battle brews between Columbia Sportswear and Columbia University over trademarks. The implications of these events on voter rights and representation reveal the chaos of Texas politics.

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Aug 20, 2025 • 1h 19min
The Boston Globe put out two bootlicking Trump op-eds in one week. What are we DOING
In this episode, the hosts dive into two controversial op-eds from the Boston Globe, dissecting the normalization of military presence in political discourse. They question the justification for deploying the National Guard in response to localized crime, reflecting on the implications for civil liberties. The absurd notion of Trump deserving a Nobel Peace Prize is scrutinized amidst ongoing conflicts. The group critiques ineffectual conservative narratives and the challenges of representing diverse opinions within media, while emphasizing the need for deeper understanding in political discussions.

Aug 18, 2025 • 56min
The Most Important LGTBQ Rights Case You’ve Never Heard Of
Discover the pivotal 1958 case that lifted the veil on LGBTQ rights and obscenity laws. The discussion dives into the revolutionary ONE magazine, showcasing its cultural significance and progressive views during a constrained era. Tune into the evolution of legal definitions surrounding obscenity and how they impact free expression today. The hosts also touch on the psychological benefits of acceptance in public, linking historical battles for rights with modern challenges. This engaging dialogue combines humor with a nuanced examination of a lesser-known, yet crucial, legal landmark.

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Aug 15, 2025 • 59min
What Can We Do To Stop ICE?
The podcast dives into the critical issues surrounding Immigration and Customs Enforcement. It examines the troubling trend of law enforcement militarization and legal battles over National Guard deployments. Recent political actions in D.C. raise alarms about voting rights, especially concerning gerrymandering. A grassroots movement called 'The Big Freeze' aims to collectively oppose ICE and tackle systemic discrimination. The hosts discuss ethical implications of employment within oppressive systems, encouraging listeners to prioritize integrity over profit.

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Aug 13, 2025 • 1h 21min
“ICE Is No Gestapo!” Complain Gestapo Enthusiasts
The hosts tackle the provocative comparison of ICE agents to the Gestapo, emphasizing the importance of understanding historical context. They celebrate the return of a deported father while critiquing the absurdities of media coverage on immigration issues. Further discussions highlight alarming parallels between historical authoritarian practices and current federal policies. Legal mishaps within the Justice Department also receive scrutiny, alongside humorous reflections on political identity clashes at community events. The episode weaves together serious themes with witty banter.

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Aug 11, 2025 • 55min
Project 2025, Six Months Later
The podcast dives into the controversial Project 2025, revealing its connections to far-right policies and the Heritage Foundation. It discusses the influence this project has on critical areas like education, finance, and voting rights. The shift of voting rights enforcement and the implications for independent agencies are explored. Additionally, the speakers tackle the health policy changes affecting public health and disability rights, all while navigating the disconnection between leadership and everyday citizens.

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Aug 8, 2025 • 1h 1min
Why the Whole Alligator Alcatraz Thing Is Somehow Worse Than It Sounds
The discussion kicks off with a light reminder that good things still exist amid legal battles. A bizarre Trump executive order on homelessness draws parallels to a poorly written superhero plot. The talk shifts to Florida's controversial 'Alligator Alcatraz,' scrutinizing its legality and implications for immigration. They also address the ethics of AI in court, revealing some judges' reliance on AI-generated content, raising eyebrows about accuracy. The conversation critiques how structural issues exacerbate homelessness and marginalize vulnerable populations.

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Aug 6, 2025 • 1h 24min
NYTimes lets awful Harvard Law prof lie his ass off for some reason
In a lively discussion, the hosts tackle the absurdities of the U.S. 'sovereign citizen' movement and highlight the outlandish claims of a prominent Harvard Law professor. They critique Adrian Vermeule's controversial views on citizenship and judicial authority, emphasizing the cultural implications of his op-ed in the New York Times. The episode mixes humor with sharp legal analysis, addressing executive power and the complexities in recent Supreme Court rulings. Listeners will enjoy a blend of skepticism and wit as the hosts dissect bad-faith legal arguments.