

Opening Arguments
Opening Arguments Media LLC
Opening Arguments is a law show that helps you make sense of the news! Comedian Thomas Smith brings on legal analysts to help you understand not only current events, but also deeper legal concepts and areas!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
The typical schedule will be M-W-F with Monday being a deep-dive, Wednesday being Thomas Takes the Bar Exam and patron shoutouts, and Friday being a rapid response to legal issues in the news!
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Sep 15, 2025 • 1h 6min
Miranda v. Arizona, and the Fascinating Science of False Confessions
Explore the landmark case of Miranda v. Arizona and how it shaped the rights of the accused. Delve into the psychology behind false confessions and the pressures that lead innocent people to admit guilt. Discover the life of Ernesto Miranda and the turbulent circumstances surrounding his arrest and trial. Learn about the fragile nature of memory and its implications in high-stakes interrogations. Understand why knowing your Fifth and Sixth Amendment rights is critical for safeguarding justice.

Sep 12, 2025 • 57min
It’s Still the Shadow Docket, Despite Kavanaugh’s Pathetic Rebrand Attempt
OA1189 - The Supreme Court’s next term may not start until October, but their infamous shadow--sorry, “interim”--docket is in rare form as they issue snap decisions on everything from exactly where one 14-year-old boy can pee to just how openly racist ICE gets to be. Matt and Jenessa review which major precedents the conservative majority is ignoring to enable Trump’s worst policies this week before getting on to some Epstein-related legal updates and a radical new development from the Board of Immigration Appeals with massive implications for Trump’s mass deportation plans. Finally, Matt drops a footnote to address one of our nation’s least pressing legal questions: is it really true that a wedding in Kentucky can be legally officiated by a dead bear once described as “filled to the brim with cocaine”? SCOTUS order in Trump v. Slaughter (9/8/2025) SCOTUS order (with Kavanaugh concurrence and Sotomayor dissent) in Noem v. Vasquez-Perdomo (9/8/25) Matter of Yajure Hurtado, 21 I&N 216 (BIA 2025) Kentucky Revised Statute 402.070 P.S. Matt messed up his audio and is very sorry about it!

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Sep 11, 2025 • 55min
LAM1009: My Cousin Vinny
Dr. Janessa Seymour, a New York Italian-American, brings rich cultural insights to a discussion on 'My Cousin Vinny.' The conversation dives into the film's comedic brilliance while addressing serious themes like Italian-American identity and legal accuracy. The hosts share personal connections to the movie, analyzing memorable scenes and character dynamics that blend chaos with charm. They also highlight Marisa Tomei's standout performance and reflect on how the film's unexpected success makes it a cultural touchstone for humor within the legal sphere.

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Sep 8, 2025 • 55min
Do You Swear You're Not A Subversive Person?
Explore the complexities of loyalty oaths and their impact on personal beliefs and freedoms. Discover how vague language in these oaths can lead to cognitive dissonance and ethical dilemmas, particularly during tumultuous historical periods like McCarthyism. Delve into the tension between patriotism and civic duties, examining how societal expectations can clash with individual values. The conversation also touches on the legal implications of oaths, raising critical questions about national security and First Amendment rights.

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Sep 5, 2025 • 1h 2min
BREAKING: Federal Courts Correctly Notice Color of Sky, Pope’s Religious Affiliation
The discussion centers on recent federal court rulings pushing back against executive overreach. Insights into the legal implications of the Alien Enemies Act and the National Guard's role in domestic law enforcement provide a thought-provoking backdrop. Humorous takes on legal absurdities, like the famous sandwich incident, highlight serious concerns about justice. The contrasting approaches to prosecuting insurrectionists in Brazil versus the U.S. prompt chilling reflections on accountability and governance.

Sep 3, 2025 • 1h 12min
Douchebag Ben Shapiro knock-offs keep thinking they're smarter than Ketanji Brown Jackson
The discussion kicks off with a humorous take on lazy media writing and the obsession some commentators have with Ketanji Brown Jackson's Supreme Court nomination. The team critiques biased narratives undermining her impressive qualifications while diving into the politics of identity and diversity in the judiciary. They analyze the absurdity of recent Senate debates on gender identity, reflect on the hypocrisy in political discourse, and playfully dissect the careers of younger conservative writers, highlighting the challenges of misinformation in legal contexts.

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Sep 2, 2025 • 60min
Brown v. Board v. Science
Delve into the landmark Brown v. Board of Education case and its revolutionary impact on educational segregation. Discover how social science played a crucial role in the legal fight for racial equality. Explore the groundbreaking doll studies by K.B. and Mammy Clark that revealed the psychological effects of segregation on Black children. Hear personal anecdotes from those affected by segregation and learn about Thurgood Marshall’s strategic legal maneuvers. The discussion highlights the enduring legacy of this pivotal decision in the fight for justice.

8 snips
Aug 29, 2025 • 1h 2min
Did a Federal Judge Really Just Shutter Alligator Alcatraz?
The podcast dives into the ongoing plight of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a wrongfully deported Salvadoran asylum seeker, revealing the complexities of U.S. immigration law. It debates the recent federal judge's decision to shut down the controversial 'Alligator Alcatraz' in Florida, touching on environmental and native rights issues. The hosts unpack the president's unprecedented move to fire a Federal Reserve board member and explore the potential economic fallout. Finally, they discuss the resilience of the judiciary against rising tensions in the legal landscape.

13 snips
Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 53min
Maxwell's Silver Yammer, Part 2
Explore the layers of Ghislaine Maxwell's controversial interview and the absurdities of the justice system. Delve into the dubious narratives surrounding high-profile scandals, legal labyrinths, and the intricacies of plea negotiations. The conversation critiques the superficial responses from the DOJ and examines the implications of Epstein's connections. With humor, the hosts navigate financial entanglements, challenge witness testimonies, and ponder the motivations behind Maxwell's potential pardon, all while illuminating the complexities of power and perception.

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Aug 27, 2025 • 1h 37min
The Ghislaine Maxwell Interview Was Institutional Corruption Like We've Never Seen Before. Truly.
Liz Skeen, a defense attorney and former OA NYC bureau chief, joins the conversation to dissect the ramifications of Ghislaine Maxwell's recent proffer session with the DOJ. They explore the audacity of Maxwell's claims amidst implications of institutional corruption. The discussion touches on the legal intricacies of immunity and the troubling dynamics of high-profile political connections. Skeen highlights the absurdities of the case and the shadows cast over accountability in the justice system. This is a profound analysis of corruption entwined with power.