My Brother, My Brother And Me

This week’s episode is chock-full of breaking news alerts, most of which send us spiraling hornily into homemade Home Improvement erotic fiction. I swear to God I’ve written this exact description for an episode before. What is wrong with us?Suggested talking points: Tim on Tim, Fog Machine Hacks, Time on the Clock, Fiction Family, KFC Slater, Psychic Doughnuts  Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

We weren’t able to record last week, so we dipped back into the Best Of well for the first time in a few years. Hop on in the Time Boat and join us as we travel back to a MUCH simpler time. Oh, you simple  2013 boys. If only you knew.Suggested talking points: Tim Curry Ice Cream Truck, Justin’s Cat Bathroom, Taken Babies, Machete Proverbs, Andre the Giant Seduction, Dan the Man with the Flan Plan, Mickey Roarke Memoriam Pranks, No Thank You My Bank, Kickstart My Horse, The Legend of Corn Cob Boy, Tim McGraw’s Krav McGraw, Terminator’s Cyble, The Devastator XXXL, Orb is Horse, Rattata FrittataWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

I guess we’re on that Christmas Creep? I dunno, seems early to us, but we don’t really have much control over the timing.Suggested talking points: Ebeneezer Christmas, Mail Soup, Mrs. Claus, Whoopsie Cheese, Bookervision, Bite Whales, Delicious Drugs BarsWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

Boy howdy, we sure hope nobody listening to this episode is a Joker sympathizer. This bad villain keeps messing up EVERYBODY’s stuff in the big city, especially Bruce Wayne — who is Batman! Too bad there’s no way to destroy his body and life without compromising our values. OR IS THERE? (There is.)Suggested talking points: Travis From Space, DeVito Mouth Mitts, A Bold Trombone Lie, Best In Slot Anniversary, Code Red Cooking, Mandatory BreakfastWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

We’ve all been through the wringer these past couple of weeks, but don’t worry! We have a burger, now, that’s gonna fix EVERYTHING. Take a bite, savor its complex flavor profile, and allow its powerful beef juices to do their thing.Suggested talking points: Concessions, Waxy Sex Tongs, Waterbed Secrets, Jacket Half-Theft, What’s the Cups, Chainsaw SurpriseWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

We won’t be posting a new episode next week, so you know what that means: It’s Bolitics Time! Snatch up a couple crates o’ Party Bagels and let’s get into the HEAVY stuff!Suggested talking points: Bresident Butt Strike, 2nd Place Costume, Kissing with Beaks, Party Bagels and Business Donuts, Sir David DragonriderWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterFor the love of Christ in heaven, go vote: https://vote.gov/

Due to some goofed-up settings on account of us recording an audiobook this week, Justin’s coming at you with some rich, booming ASMR-quality sound. Which, really, should only be a problem if he performs an extended, 15-minute-long Dracula impression. We should be in the clear.Suggested talking points: A New Intro, Escape Club, Solo Laugh Track, Justin Performs an Extended 15-minute-long Dracula ImpressionWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterHey, go vote: https://vote.gov/

Not now, Zordon. Christ, every time you come around here, we’re supposed to drop everything and mount up? Like, we know Rita Repulsa and her gooey guys are causing trouble, but we’ve got a PTA meeting this afternoon that we absolutely cannot miss.Suggested talking points: Okay Week, It’s a Wonderful Keys, Go Go Grown-Up Rangers, Firefighter Food Faux Pas, KFCharcuterie, Charlotte’s Decorative GourdWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/

This one’s all boats and teeth, y’all. A lot of boat talk, a lot of cruising the high seas on our Yatch in search of adventure. A lot of teeth chat, specifically about our audience’s artistic dental desires. Boats and teeth, teeth and boats. All the way down.Suggested talking points: Cincinnati Prize Mummy, Grungy Dooblord, A Free Boat, Plastic Bag Art, They Will Use the TeethWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/

We’re having trouble getting in the spirit of the most spooky holiday, mostly because of how spooky every other thing in the entire world is right now. Join us as we down a few Red Lobster bevs and battle the skeleton army, because that oughtta do the trick.Suggested talking points: The Spirit of Spirits, Dinner with Dan, Blueberry Stones, Fake Fights, Dougarita, Thistleclaw ManorWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/