My Brother, My Brother And Me

Description: Have you ever eaten a chili so good that it rips your family apart? Just kidding, it's only a song! We also go deep into exploring the mouth as well as butt advertising. It's a very troubling episode. Suggested Talking Points: Chili Songs, World's Best [BLANK], The Chicken Bud, Kick My Jeans Joseph Gordon-Levitt! Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

A decision for the ages arrives with little fanfare. A benign Yahoo Answer spawns a flashpoint that will divide and define a generation. The bath is now soup; this much is unavoidable. What you do with this revelation is entirely in your hands. Suggested talking points: McElbucks, A Light Dusting of Power Tool Talk, Dad’s Sad Jams, Watch the Arches, It’s Really a Kadoozie (feat. special guestpert Krystina Arielle), Soup Bath Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

We got secrets! Lots of kinds of secrets. Movie secrets. Food secrets! Outer space secrets. You’re invited to listen in as we divulge these secrets, provided you tell NOBODY about what you learn today. Suggested talking points: Crash Bandicoot Market, Arby’s Walk-in, Matt Damon’s Dookie Potatoes, Jammers, Tuna Mysteries, Star Wars Improvisation Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

Even for us, this episode contains a lot of fast food discussion. Who’s got the good salad? What’s the casualty count in the chicken sandwich wars? Most importantly: How does one turn an abandoned Taco Bell into a loving home? Suggested talking points: Professor Cabbage, Escape Room Conduit, Think Inside the Blood, Wendy’s Widow, The President of Boston, Clean Scrabble Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

We realize it’s going to be a while before we’re all out and about, attending hip dinner parties with our fashionable pals. Still, it’s always good to refresh yourself on basic party etiquette, like how to provide a Cheez-It experience that won’t shatter the host’s perception of reality. Suggested talking points: Reggie Notes, Mystery Can, The Hiding Crop, Papa King, The Opposite of Bread Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

Oh my god what a week. But we're here to sooth your spirits by finding out what national pizza chains have been tweeting about, and also to figure out for ourselves what mood we're going for.Suggested talking points: Ted Cruz Christmas Carol, Viking Slumber, Cactus Bread, Rent-A-Child.To call your representatives and get stuff done: 5calls.orgWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

You were warned that this would be the contents of this episode, and we ALWAYS follow through on our threats. Join us as we choose a mantra and a direction for the new calendar year, and then at the last second throw that mantra and direction in the toilet in exchange for a new one that doesn’t make any sense in the slightest.    Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

So long, stink year! While we’re not quite ready to provide a sagacious tagline for 2021, we’re more than ready to send off this one with a thorough look back. And also a look forward, and kind of to the side, and also downward. We’re looking all over in this one. Stay frosty. Suggested talking points: Big Moments in Entertainment, Love Actually Actually, Margen, Scoreless Basketball, Munch Montage, Aunt Rhonda’s Bean Bean Casserole.Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

It’s Candlenights, we think! We already did ONE Candlenights spectacular for you, but because y’all have been extra good this year, here’s another one! I mean, it’s maybe not “spectacular” as much as it is a regular episode without cussing, but still.Suggested talking points: Little Jumble, Dear Christmas, Salmon Blasters, Cooltown Texas, Haunted Slime Bag, Dikembe MutumbowlWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

When is beef considered beef and also not beef? To answer that, it’s important you possess a cursory understanding of the many-worlds theory and quantum entanglement — things that we, three super smart guys, totally know about. Now, let’s BURY THAT MEAT.Suggested talking points: Bumbles Bounce, Caricature Staredown, Hot Horsey Sauce, Root Beer Revolution, Mr. Wizard’s Meat Secrets, Grinchburgers, Schittpocalypse Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter