Wall Street Wildlife Investing Podcast

Krzysztof and Luke
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Dec 7, 2025 • 44min

E109: Stocks vs. Socks: A 30-Minute Christmas Gift That Builds Generational Wealth

🎁 Stop Buying Landfill, Start Building Empires. This holiday season, ditch the plastic toys that end up in the trash by January. We show you how a simple $200 investment today can compound into college tuition, a house deposit, or a debt-free future.💰 Stocks > Socks: The 30-Minute Setup. We break down the exact steps to open custodial accounts (UGMA and Junior ISAs) and start investing for the kids in your life. It's easier than you think — you can literally set this up while listening to this episode.⏰ Time is the Ultimate Superpower. Starting at age 3 versus age 30 changes the math entirely. We analyze how Gold has performed vs. the S&P 500 over the last 15 years, and prove why the stock market crushes almost every other asset class over time.📚 The "One & Done" Portfolio: VOO vs VWRP For the complete investing rookie: We reveal exactly which index funds to buy. We keep it dead simple — one account, one investment, life-changing results.🎯 Advanced Mode: Ownership Thinking For kids 8+, learn how to use brands they already love (like Lululemon, Apple, and Roblox) to teach them how to think like owners, not just consumers. $AAPL $RBLX $LULU👨‍👩‍👧 The Family Wealth Team. How to coordinate with grandparents, aunts, and uncles to contribute to one investment account instead of drowning your house in more plastic junk.🚀 The 18-22 Year Old Playbook. A special shoutout to the young adults: How to open your first brokerage account and start your wealth-building journey immediately.Here's our custom ChatGPT prompt to make the setup foolproof!Paste the following into your preferred AI model. Don't forget to update the three user context variables to specify your country, investment amount, and child's age!"You are an expert, meticulous financial assistant providing high-quality, actionable, step-by-step guidance on setting up an investment account for a minor.**GOAL:** Generate a structured, compliance-aware, step-by-step guide for setting up a tax-advantaged investment account for my child.**USER CONTEXT:**1. **Country:** UK2. **Target Initial Investment:** £5003. **Child's Age:** 5 years old**CONSTRAINTS & OUTPUT FORMAT:**1. **Audience:** Treat the user as financially literate, but an investing beginner.2. **Output Structure:** The response MUST be a detailed, numbered step-by-step process.3. **Broker Recommendation:** Provide three recommended brokers that operate in the specified market, provide the recommended account type, and offer the recommended product. Prioritise low fees.4. **Execution Detail:** For the 'Investment Step', provide the exact order type (e.g., market order, limit order), the specific investment amount (using the amount provided above), and a concise one-sentence justification for the chosen investment product (VWRP/VOO/etc.) based on global diversification and low-cost passive tracking.5. **Next Action:** The final step must be titled "Post-Setup & Long-Term Action" and must mention setting up a recurring contribution (e.g., monthly direct debit) AND the critical action of checking the account's dividend/distribution setting (e.g., for UK: ensure it is an 'Accumulating' share class).**Generate the full, detailed, step-by-step setup guide now.**"Segments:00:00 Introduction: Stocks Are Better Than Socks02:00 Why Material Gifts Fail06:58 Gold vs S&P 500: Why Stocks Win Long-Term13:45 Getting Started: US Custodial Accounts (Fidelity/Schwab)16:13 UK Version: Junior ISA Setup (AJ Bell)21:54 What to Buy: VOO and VWRP Explained26:35 Advanced: Stock Picking with Kids34:45 Investment Accounts for 18-22 Year Olds (plus adults!)37:57 The Nintendo Gift Combo Strategy41:00 Final Call to Action**********Disclosure: Wall Street Wildlife hosts and guests are not financial advisors, and nothing they say on this show is formal advice or a recommendation**********
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Nov 30, 2025 • 1h 15min

E108: Genius Group & The Naked Short Squeeze $GNS

🎉 The Community Portfolio Goes LIVE! Today is a historic day for Wall Street Wildlife. We're deploying capital into the first five stocks chosen entirely by YOU. Can the "Wisdom of the Crowds" outperform the Badger and the Monkey in Year 3 of King of the Jungle? The experiment begins now!💊 Novo Nordisk Deep Dive: The GLP-1 king was the community's #1 draft pick, despite a brutal 50% drawdown. We analyze the bull case for weight loss drugs, the incoming oral pill revolution, and if this falling knife is finally safe to catch. $NVO🫀 TransMedics: "Organ in a Box" technology that is saving lives and compounding capital. Is this razor-and-blades model the next Intuitive Surgical, or priced for perfection? $TMDX🍋 Lemonade’s AI Revolution: A digital-native insurer that doesn't make you hate yourself. We debate if AI underwriting and a millennial-first brand can actually disrupt the legacy dinosaurs. $LMND💳 PayPal: Turnaround or Trap? The community voted for value, but the market hates the uncertainty. We look at cash flows, aggressive buybacks, and the Google partnership to see if the bottom is in. $PYPL📊 The Trade Desk Fight: Down massively from its highs, this ad-tech giant splits the hosts. Will "Agentic AI" kill traditional ads, or is this a generational entry point? Monkey demands answers! $TTD🎲 Monkey’s Genius Group Gamble: Krzysztof breaks down his controversial micro-cap bet on $GNS and the alleged naked shorting schemes. Is this David vs. Goliath, or is Monkey just throwing bananas in the casino?🎮 The Traitors Confession: Luke gets absolutely destroyed by a 16-year-old in a weekend long social deduction game. If he can't spot a Traitor, can he spot a fraud? (The answer is concerning).👨‍👩‍👧 Christmas Investing for Kids: Forget plastic toys. We're planning a special guide on starting your child's wealth journey. Send in your questions now!Sources:Genius Group analyst: https://x.com/TheRealWyckoffGSegments: 00:00 Cold Open - Casino Bet or Investment? 04:00 Community Portfolio Introduction04:43 The Voting Results Revealed05:46 Stock #1: Novo Nordisk - GLP-1 Giant or Falling Knife?18:40 Stock #2: TransMedics - The Organ Transplant Revolution25:33 Stock #3: Lemonade - AI-Powered Insurance Disruption33:16 Stock #4: PayPal - Value Play or Value Trap?40:06 Stock #5: The Trade Desk - Monkey's Big Objection51:25 Genius Group - the Controversy Explained $GNS01:03:00 Traitors!01:10:30 Investing for your Children - Episode Preview**********If you want to see our furry faces, this podcast is also available on YouTube at ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@WallStreetWildlife?sub_confirmation=1⁠**********SUPPORT THE SHOW AND BECOME A PATREON:https://wallstreetwildlife.com**********Follow us at:⁠⁠x.com/7LukeHallard⁠x.com/7FlyingPlatypus**********Fiscal.AI is the Complete Stock Research Platform for fundamental investors. With its beautiful design and institutional-quality data, Fiscal AI is incredibly powerful and easy to use.Get 15% off any premium plan with:https://fiscal.ai/wildlife**********Monkey’s “Zen, Nietzsche, How to Live” Substack:http://firephilosophy.substack.com**********To use the same portfolio tracking tool as Luke, check-out:⁠https://www.portseido.com/?fpr=lukehallard**********Disclosure: Wall Street Wildlife hosts and guests are not financial advisors, and nothing they say on this show is formal advice or a recommendationKeywords:Wall Street Wildlife, Stock Market Investing, Community Portfolio, Novo Nordisk Stock Analysis, NVO, TransMedics Stock, TMDX, Lemonade Stock, LMND, PayPal Stock Forecast, PYPL, The Trade Desk, TTD, Genius Group, Naked Short Selling, GNS, Roger Hamilton, Growth Investing 2025, Value Trap, Stock Market Crash, Investing for Kids
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Nov 23, 2025 • 1h 16min

E107: Thiel and Burry Are Betting Against AI - Is the Bubble Bursting?

Big investors like Michael Burry and Peter Thiel are pulling back from AI bets, raising concerns about a possible bubble. There's talk about AI infrastructure costs skyrocketing, with rapid tech depreciation as a major risk. A lawsuit against Citadel draws parallels to GameStop's saga, highlighting issues of market manipulation. The hosts debate their investment strategies—one opts for safety while the other bets on high-stakes data centers. The geopolitical landscape adds urgency, as the US-China race may be the only thing holding the markets steady.
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Nov 16, 2025 • 1h 20min

E106: My Co-Host Delivered a 380% Return, Now He's Teaching His Secret

🏆 King of the Jungle Year 2 Results - The verdict is in! Krzysztof crushes it with a 380% return while Luke delivers a solid 93%. We break down the numbers, discuss what worked, and preview Year 3🌐 Community Portfolio Launch - Wall Street Wildlife introduces its third competitor! Sixteen compelling stock nominations from our Patreon community, including Novo Nordisk, The Trade Desk, Reddit, and more. Your votes will decide the winners! $RDDT $NVO $TTD📊 Technical Analysis 101 - a masterclass on support and resistance lines using TradingView. Learn how to identify momentum, draw critical price levels, and time your entries like a pro (featuring live examples with Novo Nordisk)🚗 Luke's Uber Investment Thesis - Why Uber could be the autonomous vehicle winner without owning a single car. Luke explores the Tesla, Waymo, and Nvidia landscape and makes his case for Uber as the demand aggregator $UBER $TSLA $GOOGL💡 Patience Over Panic - How long-term investors can use simple technical indicators to improve entry points without abandoning fundamental analysis🎉 Potential Vegas Meetup 2026 - We're workshopping an April 2026 live meetup in Las Vegas. Patreon members, stay tuned for details!Segments:00:00 Cold Open & Year 2 Results Reveal06:00 King of the Jungle Performance Breakdown16:00 Community Portfolio Introduction & Voting26:00 Technical Analysis Masterclass: Support & Resistance42:00 Live TradingView Demo: Novo Nordisk Analysis01:00:00 Luke's Uber Investment Thesis01:16:00 Closing Thoughts & 4K Subscriber Celebration🌴 Thank you for supporting Wall Street Wildlife on Patreon!**********If you want to see our furry faces, this podcast is also available on YouTube at ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@WallStreetWildlife?sub_confirmation=1⁠**********SUPPORT THE SHOW AND BECOME A PATREON:https://wallstreetwildlife.com**********Follow us at:⁠⁠x.com/7LukeHallard⁠x.com/7FlyingPlatypus**********Fiscal.AI is the Complete Stock Research Platform for fundamental investors. With its beautiful design and institutional-quality data, Fiscal AI is incredibly powerful and easy to use.Get 15% off any premium plan with:https://fiscal.ai/wildlife**********Monkey’s “Zen, Nietzsche, How to Live” Substack:http://firephilosophy.substack.com**********To use the same portfolio tracking tool as Luke, check-out:⁠https://www.portseido.com/?fpr=lukehallard**********Disclosure: Wall Street Wildlife hosts and guests are not financial advisors, and nothing they say on this show is formal advice or a recommendation**********Fed up with the stock market giving you a hard time?- Invest like seasoned pros with over 40 years in the game- Discover the world's leading companies- Sharpen your best investing practices and ditch the worst- Learn how to start investing- Essential investing principles to boost your returnsKeywords:Wall Street Wildlife, King of the Jungle, Investing Podcast, Uber Investment Thesis, Technical Analysis Masterclass, Support and Resistance, TradingView Tutorial, 380% Return, Community PortfolioUber (UBER), Novo Nordisk (NVO), The Trade Desk (TTD), Reddit (RDDT), Tesla (TSLA), Nvidia (NVDA), Waymo, Google (GOOGL)Investing, Stock Market, How to Invest, Stock Picks, Stock Market Analysis, High Growth Stocks, Autonomous Driving Stocks, Self-Driving Cars, How to Use TradingView, Technical Analysis for Beginners, Investing Strategy, Long-Term Investing, Stock Portfolio
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Nov 9, 2025 • 1h 10min

E105: Intuitive Surgical’s $200 Billion Moat

In this discussion, Professor Prasanna PS Sooriakumaran, a leading robotic surgeon with extensive experience, dives into the $200 billion robotic surgery market. He shares insights on how robotic procedures dramatically shorten hospital stays and enhance precision. Exploring Intuitive Surgical's dominance, he highlights its '92/8 problem' and unpacks the razor-and-blades business model fueling its revenue. The conversation also covers AI's role in surgery—not as a replacement, but as a tool to enhance surgeons' skills and prevent errors.
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Nov 2, 2025 • 1h 29min

Ep 104: Market Downturn Prep! + $ISRG 🤖+$PRCT +$PYPL 💸 + Don't Die (your portfolio will thank you!)

New investors receive a crucial reality check on market corrections and tax traps. Discover the importance of earnings reports with an analysis of Intuitive Surgical's stellar quarter. Tune into a live options trading dilemma surrounding PayPal's potential turnaround. Plus, a warning about a hidden 40% estate tax that could impact non-US investors. The hosts also launch a community portfolio challenge, inviting listeners to submit their best stock picks and compete for glory!
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Oct 26, 2025 • 1h 29min

E103: The #1 Mistake That DESTROYS Your Portfolio (And How to Fix It)

Market volatility can trigger panic selling, but mastering emotional discipline is key to preserving your portfolio. Discover how to identify your true investor identity—long-term or short-term—and use position sizing to manage risks effectively. A live analysis of Novo Nordisk reveals the importance of valuation metrics, while insights from poker and jiu-jitsu teach resilience. Learn to trim positions instead of panic selling, utilize meditation for calm decision-making, and embrace a balanced approach to both exciting and stable investments.
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Oct 20, 2025 • 55min

E102: Crypto Wipeout: How Millions Were Lost in Minutes + Trimming Rocket Lab & Axon

Another wild week on Wall Street! We're pulling back the curtain on the brutal reality of red days, a historic crypto massacre, and the tough decisions we're making in our own portfolios right now.📉 Surviving the Sell-Off: For every massive gain, there's a painful drop. We get transparent about handling portfolio pain and why community is your best defense when the market turns against you.⚠️ Crypto's Great Liquidation: Millions in crypto vanished in minutes. Krzysztof explains the catastrophic leverage event that wiped out traders and the harsh lesson of perpetual futures contracts.🎯 Portfolio Shake-Up: The Badger is making moves. Luke reveals exactly why he’s trimming his huge Rocket Lab winner plus Axon, exiting Airtel Africa, and adding to his Novo Nordisk position. $RKLB $AXON $AAF $NVO💰 Is PayPal a Trap?: Krzysztof uses Fiscal AI to go deep on PayPal. Are massive share buybacks and 45%+ Venmo growth signals of a massively undervalued giant, or is the market right to be scared? $PYPL🧠 FU Money Isn't What You Think: The Monkey's portfolio has rocketed to a 877% one-year gain, but the real lesson isn't about the money. We discuss why true financial freedom is about controlling your time, not just quitting your job.Segments:00:00 Cold Open - Surviving Market Pain00:50 Welcome to Wall Street Wildlife01:27 Vodafone Outage & Single Points of Failure05:14 Monkey's First Spiffy Splat - Down Over 1,000 Bananas10:30 The Crypto Liquidation Massacre - Friday's Wipeout16:53 Why Leverage Kills: The Math of Getting Wiped Out22:09 Luke's Portfolio Rebalancing Decisions24:20 Trimming Rocket Lab - When Your Conviction Gets Tested26:15 Exiting Axon Enterprise - Loving the Company vs. The Numbers29:50 Selling Airtel Africa & The "Would You Buy It Today?" Test31:15 Adding to Novo Nordisk - The GLP-1 Pill Thesis33:45 PayPal Research with Fiscal AI42:42 Wall Street Wildlife Betting History44:56 877% Gains - FU Money & Life Choices50:25 One Battle After Another vs Tron Ares53:16 Wrap Up - Sunday Releases & Patreon Early Access**********If you want to see our furry faces, this podcast is also available on YouTube at ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@WallStreetWildlife?sub_confirmation=1⁠**********SUPPORT THE SHOW AND BECOME A PATREON:https://wallstreetwildlife.com**********Follow us at:⁠⁠x.com/7LukeHallard⁠x.com/7FlyingPlatypus**********Fiscal.AI is the Complete Stock Research Platform for fundamental investors. With its beautiful design and institutional-quality data, Fiscal AI is incredibly powerful and easy to use.Get 15% off any premium plan with:https://fiscal.ai/wildlife**********Monkey’s “Zen, Nietzsche, How to Live” Substack:http://firephilosophy.substack.com**********To use the same portfolio tracking tool as Luke, check-out:⁠https://www.portseido.com/?fpr=lukehallard**********Disclosure: Wall Street Wildlife hosts and guests are not financial advisors, and nothing they say on this show is formal advice or a recommendation**********Fed up with the stock market giving you a hard time?- Invest like seasoned pros with over 40 years in the game- Discover the world's leading companies- Sharpen your best investing practices and ditch the worst- Learn how to start investing- Essential investing principles to boost your returnsKeywords:Stock Market, Investing, Portfolio Management, Crypto Liquidation, PayPal Stock, Value Investing, Market Crash, Personal Finance, Stock Analysis, Rocket Lab Stock, RKLB, Novo Nordisk Stock, NVO, Axon Stock, AXON, PYPL Stock, FiscAI, Perpetual Futures, Leverage Trading, Rebalancing Portfolio, How to Survive a Market Downturn, Investing Psychology, Venmo, Share Buybacks
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Oct 12, 2025 • 1h 29min

E101: AMD's 35% Explosion, Our Secret Valuation Tool & Buying Portfolio Insurance with Options

AMD's recent 35% surge, fueled by a partnership with OpenAI, raises questions about a potential AI bubble versus a genuine market shift. The hosts debate what this means for the AI chip race, especially against Nvidia. Luke unveils a ‘Reverse DCF’ method for spotting overvalued stocks without complex calculations. They tackle strategies for portfolio protection, discussing cash reserves and options for hedging. There's also an intriguing look into the viability of shorting quantum computing. Tune in for insights and strategies in today’s volatile market!
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Oct 6, 2025 • 1h 45min

E100: Celebrating 100 Episodes with a Livestream Party! 🎉

⚠️ WARNING: This episode has strong language from the very first minute!It's our 100th episode, and we're celebrating live on stream with our community! We're breaking down world-class portfolio returns, a 1000% stock vindication, and debating which companies are headed for the graveyard. Thank you for being on this wild ride with us!In this episode, we cover:💯 The Century Mark! We hit 100 episodes and celebrate this incredible milestone live with our amazing Patreon community.🏆 Contest Winner! We announce the winner of the $750 Fiscal AI Pro membership.🤯 69% Per Year & STILL Losing? We reveal the shocking numbers behind Badger's world-class portfolio and how the Monkey is still managing to beat him.🚀 1000% Vindication! From $0.70 to over $10, we break down Monkey's massive win on EOS Energy and debate if it can 10x again from here.📉 The Party Ends. The good times don't last forever. We get real about surviving the inevitable downturns and mastering your emotions when your portfolio is bleeding red.❤️ The 36 Questions. We get personal and explore the friendship that powers the podcast and why community is your greatest asset in investing.🎯 Resolutions Revisited! Monkey admits to breaking his own rules (and selling EOS!), while Badger's life changes have his wife seeing red.🦕 Dinosaur Watch. We debate which companies are going extinct. Is TransMedics ($TMDX) safe from sci-fi tech? Why should most SaaS companies be terrified of AI?🛡️ Your Ultimate Safety Net. "Position sizing is my safeguard against my own stupidity." Learn how to protect your portfolio from yourself and random asteroid strikes.

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