

Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 20, 2025 • 43min
Matchday Irritant
The hosts share exciting plans for upcoming live shows and recount hilarious past events. With a playful nod to Morecambe and Wise, they discuss absurd ideas, like sneaking a tiger on stage. They humorously speculate about the real name of Jesus and envision him as a soccer coach while reflecting on frustrating moments at football matches. The conversation shifts to chaotic social events and the joys of creative endeavors. Finally, they tackle music controversies and misinformation while promoting a charity event in Shrewsbury.

Jan 17, 2025 • 42min
Paul Danan and David Lynch
The podcast kicks off with a humorous take on the woes of technology and the perks of wealth. It pays tribute to the late Paul Dunnan, filled with heartfelt memories and joyful anecdotes. The chaos of filming with celebrities on emergency calls provides laughs, while a missing participant at a tanning salon offers charming insights into Hollywood. They venture into the emotional rollercoaster of addiction and provide amusing prom night tales. Lastly, football predictions add a lively twist to the conversation!

Jan 15, 2025 • 33min
TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 2 And A Bit
The hosts dive into a hilarious mix of football and cow anecdotes, discussing Kevin Keegan's life with comedic flair. They explore the absurdity of dairy culture while contrasting trophies with honors for Newcastle fans. With clever banter, they imagine a whimsical royal encounter with Keegan, oscillating between lighthearted fun and deeper reflections. Match day shenanigans take a humorous turn with blindfold drinking rules, and the absurdities of football transfers are critiqued with wit. Nostalgia for Newcastle's chaotic past adds a layer of heartfelt reflection.

Jan 13, 2025 • 41min
7 Up
Dive into a thought-provoking exploration of the '7-Up' documentary series as the hosts dissect class dynamics over the decades. They humorously recount a golfing trip, prompting deeper conversations about trust in relationships. Character developments and societal pressures from the 'Up' series showcase the longstanding impact of upbringing. Enjoy a light-hearted take on football predictions mixed with reflections on life choices and the allure of adventure across borders.

Jan 10, 2025 • 46min
2025 Tapas Goals
The hosts share relatable struggles with seasonal outfit changes, blending humor and practicality. They discuss the ups and downs of romance while enjoying tapas, reflecting on their lives with comedic nostalgia. The complex persona of Noel Edmonds sparks lively debate about authenticity and entertainment. Humorous anecdotes about past trips and musical aspirations provide a peek into their camaraderie. Finally, their mixed feelings about a new football manager reveal their ever-present optimism and excitement for the season ahead.

Jan 8, 2025 • 31min
TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 2
Dive into the whimsical world of football legend Kevin Keegan, where he hilariously acquires a cow and meets the Queen! Explore eccentric tales like paragliding donkeys and the vibrant atmosphere of Anfield, celebrating both passion and nostalgia. The hosts share their heartfelt reflections on English culture and personal loss, tying together life's ups and downs with charm and humor. With a mix of funny childhood memories and emotional resilience, this journey through football's quirky side and poignant moments is both entertaining and relatable.

Jan 6, 2025 • 33min
Antibiotics Soap Tragedy
Hosts share playful banter about snowy weather versus sunny Tenerife, sparking laughter. Their vacation tales include indulgent dining and whimsical travel mishaps, like a chaotic dog walk. Humor flows as they discuss a curious mishap with outdated antibiotics and late-night cravings during a musical event. They also reflect on the unsung heroes of rural life, blending dark humor with nostalgia about British soaps. Join in for a hearty mix of comedic storytelling and entertaining insights!

Jan 3, 2025 • 37min
The Gogglebox of Killings
Dive into absurdity with a light-hearted discussion on Saddam Hussein’s bizarre spider hole capture, exploring nostalgia and societal beauty standards. The hosts humorously critique celebrity transformations while navigating the chaotic media landscape. Catch some laughter as they delve into the ethics of Bin Laden’s death. Enjoy fascinating darts anecdotes that celebrate the sport's vibrant community, before wrapping up with amusing reflections on creative fatigue and football predictions. A perfect blend of history, humor, and heartfelt commentary!

Jan 1, 2025 • 31min
TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 1
(Rec: 12/12/18) Disguises, a rogue statue, an exploding duck, watching stadium construction on holiday, and scouting for dogs… Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 27, 2024 • 44min
Noel’s 1992 Christmas House Party - Part 3
Dive into the chaotic fun of a 1992 Christmas house party filled with blobby trailers and a comical stand-off. The hosts hilariously unpack early 90s attitudes, featuring encounters with rude kids and a tipsy intruder. Journey through nostalgia with reflections on TV icons and edgy humor of the era, all while critiquing cringe-worthy yet charming TV moments. From absurdity to heartfelt laughs, this retrospective brings the festive spirit alive with quirky anecdotes and memorable antics.