

Top Flight Time Machine
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 10, 2025 • 34min
Landlocked Coining Warning
Arcades in Reading, financial woes, two guys in Five Guys, 1980s telly, and £20k glasses. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 7, 2025 • 40min
Outer Space Elvis
This lively discussion takes a whimsical dive into Elvis Presley's outlandish beliefs about his cosmic heritage. Tales of back pain treatments mix humor with personal anecdotes. The hosts explore absurd travel insurance options while reminiscing about the nostalgic antics of 'Tom and Jerry.' Quirky diplomatic ideas swirl alongside outrageous spy tales. As they ponder vivid childhood memories, the conversation reveals their hilarious fears of peacocks and lively predictions for upcoming football matches. Expect laughter and nostalgia throughout!

Feb 5, 2025 • 33min
TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 5
(Rec: 23/1/19) Electric Kevin bounces on Graham Taylor’s dad’s knee on a bus, gets a job in a ‘mental hospital’, runs 50 miles into the mayor’s parlour and gets kissed by some drunken human blancmange. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 3, 2025 • 38min
Childless Tortoise
Enjoy a whimsical exploration of napping and daydreaming, with quirky stories about a peacock mistaking a tortoise for its mother. Delve into humorous anecdotes about song rights and spider holes, blending light-hearted banter with insightful commentary. Reflect on the choice of independence and the complexities of family dynamics, all while grappling with the absurdities of life. The speakers keep it lively with their playful discussions and personal experiences, making for an entertaining journey filled with unexpected twists!

Jan 31, 2025 • 18min
The Harker’s War Odyssey - Part 1
Meet Dan Harker, a hot-headed cop determined to tackle 1985 hooliganism. With a mix of humor and history, the discussion dives into notorious fan groups and the complexities of identity shaped by football culture. Reflecting on life post-injury, there's a heartfelt exploration of happiness through youth soccer coaching. As a thrilling match unfolds, excitement builds with standout players and light-hearted banter. A critique of rival fans adds passion, revealing an inner turmoil about violence and a longing for change.

Jan 31, 2025 • 34min
Taped-Up Peter
Dive into a nostalgic journey as the hosts reminisce about a vintage Blue Peter annual and its quirky characters. They humorously dissect the unique fashion of classic kids' TV personalities, sparking a laugh about two leotard-clad men. Listen as they reflect on the memorable pets from the show, highlighting its legacy. Their playful anecdotes about household chaos and key disposal resonate with relatable struggles. Finally, don’t miss their entertaining football match predictions and insights, adding a sporty twist to the fun!

Jan 29, 2025 • 32min
TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 4
Young Kev's life takes a zany turn when he face-plants an arrow and encounters a drunken neighbor promising him a football trial. As he navigates the football scene, he grapples with a nemesis named Fred Leatherland and comically dodges hitchhikers. Tales of nostalgic job experiences bring laughter and life lessons, while whimsical discussions about 'fanny powder' and local football absurdities create a humorous backdrop. The journey from factory work to chasing football dreams is filled with skepticism, rivalries, and unexpected comedic moments.

Jan 27, 2025 • 38min
1959 Flu Remedies
The hosts dive into the hilarity of old-fashioned flu remedies, including whiskey tea and mustard concoctions, critiquing their absurdity. Personal anecdotes about deep tissue massages add a comedic touch. They also poke fun at the tradition of wearing long socks during illness, contrasting styles between Italians and English. Nostalgic reflections on historical media highlight societal absurdities, while a new comic series featuring a rogue officer promises a thrilling thematic exploration.

Jan 24, 2025 • 38min
Graham Kelly’s Hair
Delve into a delightful mix of hearty meals at a carvery, complete with budget-friendly dining tips and a dash of national pride. Listen in as the hosts share hilarious anecdotes about quirky British cuisine, including the amusing trend of gravy on fried foods. A captivating tale unfolds about a haunted mansion previously rented by a famous singer, sparking laughter about homeownership. Plus, enjoy whimsical stories about business cards and the absurdities of life as they gear up for an interactive live show featuring a fun antiques assessment.

Jan 22, 2025 • 34min
TFTM Gold: The Keegan Odyssey - Part 3
Dive into the wild childhood tales of Kevin Keegan, complete with electrocution at birth and clandestine adventures in a mortuary. Laugh along as the hosts reminisce about the comedic freedom of outdoor toilets and the quirks of family life. Explore absurd scenarios of action thrillers set in storage units while reminiscing about poignant moments near a funeral home. Ultimately, they reflect on integrity in winning and the life lessons learned through amusing anecdotes and childhood escapades.