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May 23, 2024 • 1h 14min

Ep. 536: She Needs More Trauma

This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ (as well as the Zoom AI overlord), debate the quality of the musical Annie, public opinion of JLO continues to plummet, Billie Eilish hits us all Hard and Soft with her new album drop, Jojo Siwa continues her BAD GIRL ERA as she gets crunk af at Disney and tries to get everyone to sing along with Karma, Scarjo goes toe to toe with OpenAI pullin' an Ursula and STEALING HER VOICE, Chet "WHITE BOY SUMMER" Hanks explains to Tom Hanks about the Drake and Kendrick feud in text, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was (Or Is) Gwyneth Paltrow in League with SATAN!??! A List full of AWFUL knockoffs and reboots, da Blindz and even mooooooore on this week's Page 7! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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May 22, 2024 • 41min

Talkin' TV - The Father and Son That Cucks Together

This week on Talkin' TV Jackie, Holden, and MJ kick it off with some MILF Manor chat, rewatching I Love New York has Holden wonderin' if House of Villains is worth paying for Peacock, Bridgerton season 3 made Jackie scream on the plane, Holden checks out Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, MJ checks out Spacey Unmasked, Max unleashes ZillowGoneWild, Holden reviews the Ashley Madison doc and Jackie loved a board game (including the 6+ hr setup) AND MORE! MILF Manor: Season 2 - MaxBridgerton: Season 3 - NetflixHazbin Hotel - Amazon PrimeSpacey Unmasked - NetflixZillow Gone Wild - MaxAshley Madison: Sex, Lies and Scandal - NetflixMixtape Massacre Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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May 16, 2024 • 1h 22min

Ep. 535: Sorry Girl, But I Think You're Kissing A Corpse

Jackie and Holden regaled MJ with tale of how they gluttonized themselves with a slice of deep fried cheese crusted Midwest America at the LA County Fair, the insane saga that inspired Baby Reindeer, including a bizarre interview with the stalker with eternal stankface haver Piers Morgan, a ball smashing and Cadbury Egg filled chat bout BOTS, SECRETS OF THE MET GALA REVEALED!?, Jackie's reaction to Whoopie Goldberg (68) dating someone roughly 40 years older than her and isn't kept in an urn, AND in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: The Curious Case of The Wiggles!??!?!? A list you're gonna wanna SMASH THAT BUTTON FOR THE LINKS FOR!, blindz (including one that may set a decade long feud on it's head), SHOUTZ AND EVEN MORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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May 15, 2024 • 39min

Talkin' TV - Major Divorced Dad

This week MJ, Jackie and Holden discuss the... unique looks of every MILF of the Manor, the Circle ending left LOTS to be desired, Holden's been on a romcom kick, Jackie gets on her spelunking gear to head on down the Mulaney Hole, PLUS XMEN 97 AND MOOOOORE!!!!! MILF Manor: Season 2 - Discovery PlusMy Big Fat Greek Wedding - AmazonThe Circle Season 6 - NetflixAnyone But You --more COM less ROMThe Idea of You  --more ROM less COMJohn Mulaney Presents: Everybody's in LA - NETFLIXX-Men '97 - Max Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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May 9, 2024 • 1h 19min

Ep. 534: BEEF CHECK

This week Jackie is fresh from Naw'leans, Holden is checkin' out REAL NON ANIMATED CHUNKS and MJ is asking who's Team Drake?? In this BEEF filled P7 with Kendrick goin' after Drake, everyone booin' at Kim Kardashian during the live Netflix Roast of Tom Brady aaaand Tom getting upset about MASSAGE TALK, Page 7 FINALLY issues a formal statement on missing a MASSIVE plot point in Crossroads, some crazy shit possibly happened with Britney Spears at Chateau Marmont ending with her leg injured, Celeb's at the Met rocked their best Garden looks UNIT KIM'S SWEATER RUINED IT ALL, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Shirley MacLaine is in a CULT!??!?!? A LIST OF BIZARE THINGS THAT HAPPENED BACKSTAGE ON THE SET OF MOVIES AND TV!!, BLINDZ, SHOUTZ AND EVEN MORE!!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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May 8, 2024 • 40min

Talkin' TV - This is The Boomer Hour

This week Holden, MJ and Jackie discuss their disappointment with the AI reveal on The Circle, then abandon all hope as they enter the MILF Manor (season 2), the bathroom hot mic moment comes back with H E A T in The Jinx (season 2) and Jackie is sent out to that terrible Planet of the Apes.  The Circle - NetflixMILF Manor (S2) - SPOILER ALERT 'BOUT 17:10 TIL 23:34 - MAXXX The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst (S2)- MAXXXPlanet of the Apes ('68 and all 3 2010's remakes)- HuluAbigail - IN THE THEATAHSChallengers - IN THE THEATAHSDerry Girls - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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May 2, 2024 • 1h 39min

Crossroads WATCHALONG

It's Spring Break at LPN and what better time to embark on a road trip with the gang! Trigger Warning: rape and pregnancy loss Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Apr 25, 2024 • 1h 27min

Ep. 533: Jock Jamz

This week Holden and Jackie, playing the party of the Tay in the Middle are joined by 6x Phish experiencer Ed Larson (of The Brighter Side and LPOTL) to discuss TAY, Ed's big weekend in Vegas including a 4/20 Phish show IN THE DOME, LPN's Drag Raceissance, some Coachella Chat, artists like Madonna and Lauryn Hill, who think it's cool to show up HOURS late to concerts and still somehow have fans, Sabrina Carpenter continues changin' up Nonsense, Spice Girls join Victoria for her 50th bday party; complete with Tom Cruise doin' splits, JLO.... continues to try, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Megyn Kelly really Nicole Brown Simpson?! A List filled with weird celeb requests (and a very valid reason WHY), the Blindz, AND THE SHOUTS R BACK! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Apr 24, 2024 • 38min

Talkin' TV - The Tortured Lovers Poets Department

This week Holden scuttles up some spaget and BLOCKS MJ ALL FOR THE CIRCLE (JK they'll be back next week) while Jackie preps herself for the horrors of another stay in MILF Manor as a new season approaches.  The Circle Season 6 - NetflixX-Men '97 - MaxThe First Omen - IN THE THEATAHSCivil War - in the THEATAHSBaby Reindeer - Netflix Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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Apr 19, 2024 • 1h 18min

Ep. 532: I Am Hard and I Am Ashamed

This week Holden, Jackie and Big Earl are gossin' about it bein' T Swift release week, complete with a 4/19 Taylor Swift album release stream, PLUS IS TAY DOING DDDDDRUGS IN DA WOODS?, Grimes rides out to her screaming Coachella doom on a robotic spider and probably wishes she had Will Smith's memory eraser from his Coachella performance as Agent J (complete with creepily muscular alien dancers), Madonna brings Ricky Martin on stage for to vouge and he subjects everyone to the outline of his HOG, everyone's gettin' ready 4 Joker 2, A SPECIAL QUEST BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR DURING CELEB CONSPIRACY; Did Beyonce Kidnap Sia!?!? AND WHAT'S THE PIGGY PLACE? A list full of iconic characters almost played by people you'd never expect AND MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of Page 7 ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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