AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBERALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHERand one of those times will be August 30th on Ohnoitsjackie's Twitch at 5pm PST/8pm EST as we all gather round the screen to talk about our thoughts on the FINAL EPISODE OF RIVERDALE BAAAABY!!!AND AS OUR LIVES CHANGE, COME WHATEVERWE WILL STILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Holden and MJ learn IT'S JACKIE'S PARTY AND SHE CAN DIVE INTO THE LYRICS OF IT'S MY PARTY IF SHE WANTS TOO, MJ notices a lack of cat fights in recent trash reality, Holden proves to everyone he's Feminist AF (TM), Jackie's PANTSIN' IT UP?!, More Gaylor evidence, Jackie allows Holden to mention Wynnie has a birthday near her, Holden pitches a series of anti aging treatments for babies, Holden lays out a new offer to anyone out there with Eras tickets, Atlanta wins Beyonce's Everybody On Mute Challenge, Taryn Manning lets everyone know she's been rimming a married man (and buying him a boat), and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was Riverdale Written By Canadian Artificial Intelligence In Order To Destabilize the US??, A "hilarious" List filled with Celebrity Puns, Blindzzzz and SHOUTZ! Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Somebody set up us the bomb. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

JACKIE'S BAAACKIE and this week we learn Crocs are not get your ass beat shoes, Jackie demands to know how much she was missed, Geoff and Jackie sat down to watch that ole side splitter Ordinary People, Holden witnessing T Swift giving Kobe Bryant's daughter a 22 hat at Era's, a savory and slippery opening for the Good Gravy coaster, the hellish nightmare filled hellscape that is Deep Fake Love, is Too Hot to Handle and reality tv, in general, causing employment issues!?, a quick rundown on the Lizzo situation (check out Leftovers for more), and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Does Henry hate Timothée because he's horny for him (this editor says "absolutely, yes.")??? All that and a humblebrag-filled list, BLINDZ and finally Da Shoutzzz! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

MORE BI-CURIOUS BOIS Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

FOR WHOM THE JACKIE TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR HOLDEN AND MJ and we're gossin' 'bout Cardi B pelting people with her mic, Beyonce's Momonce is gettin' a Divoronce, RIP to both Sinead O'Connor and Paul Reubens, Kristen Bell talks to Kelly Clarkson about crackin' a (non alcoholic) cold one with literal girls, talk of a potential Barbie sequel ALREADY, Lena Dunham is going to be giving Polly Pocket the live action treatment, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; IS IT TIME FOR GAYLOR! Who's got the list? MJ'S GOT THE LIST! and the toughest blinds yet! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 hours of ole Oppy goofing around in the desert, did Page 7 combine their powers and manifest Scott Stapp taking to the seas with the 'Summer of '99' Creed Cruise!?!? and 311 has their own separate cruise for some reason!?!? (WHICH IS APPARENTLY CANCELED UGH), MJ is LOVIN' The Bear, Doja Cat's dating an ALLEGED racist sex offender and can't stand her fans, Jason Aldean is definitely not a small-town boy BUT HOLDEN IIIIIIS!, Ice T takes to X to decry the accusations that Jamie Foxx has been replaced by a CLONE, Holden calls Ariana Grande the SPIDER SHE IIIIIS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Miley Cyrus in a CULT!??! A totally shitty list, blinds and da shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Riverdale is for fathers. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Intro song by Green Dreams Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!! This week we're gossin' 'bout a Twister sequel comin' in 2024 and how they should have hired JACKIE TWISTERFUCKER ZEBROWSKI for the lead, Jackie headin' down to the strike and how powerful it feels to be led by THE Fran Drescher, Ron Perlman is HOT BLOODED for good reason, the anticipation of The Golden Bachelor and horrifying ways to exploit it as a producer, Tom Cruise DEBUNKS THE WEIRDEST RUMOR ABOUT HIMSELF!?!??!?! and did P7 actually create the fish fucking conspiracy!?!?, the Hallmark Channel Christmas Cruise sounds like a fuckin' nightmare, Guy Fieri has BROKEN JACKIE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART, Holden is obsessed with a burger made entirely of cheese, how Holden can finally STOP his revenge ritual and return to a normal routine, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Olivia Rodrigo's new shade song about TAY!?!?! Also, an icebreaker 90's fact list to help you next time you are stuck in a situation in which you need to break the ice around you and make things less awkward and this list will provide just such that break of ice that you need, blinds and shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Jackie, Holden, and MJ are BACK with a watch-along that feels like WARM APPLE PIE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com  Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.