This week Holden's got Swift Fever, Jackie's got a REAL fever and MJ is living vicariously through them both while gossin' 'bout the generational divides Holden noticed among the BrocHeads at The Eras Tour Film, Holden makes a public plea to Blackpink, BritBrit and Jada Pinkett Smith are droppin' bombshells from their memoirs, Holden's bringing his A-Game, Jackie's losing her ever-loving mind and California can take her skittles from her COLD, DEAD HANDS, Holden is going on a roller coaster with his feelings towards JPS, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: The Curious Case of the Kanye Klone!?!? A spoOoOoOoOoOoky List, Da Blindz, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are fresh from tour and ready to goss' 'bout if the world is ready for MFin' COWBOY CROCS, Holden reveals his theory that mothers trigger human evolution by increasing their foot size to carry their young, plus what's gonna be the top costume of SPOOKY SEASON '23!?!? Tales from the tour involving a leather clad dong hangin' bar in Pittsburgh, BECKHAM bearing it all on Netflix, Pam Anderson heads out to the Red Carpet sans makeup, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Some Annoying Music Guy Haunting One of Our Listeners Instagrams!?!? A surprising celebrity hobby filled List, along with the realization these lists may not be the best examples of journalism, Da Blindz, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!!Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Jackie, Holden, and MJ dawn their ceremonial Juicy Couture tracksuits and get ready to relive the dawn of love with Kfed and Brit as well as the death of love as a whole with the end of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, all this and more as we REWIIIIIND TO 2005!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.comWant even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week on MJ, Holden and Jackie are backie and we're beggin' for some Pitbull as Usher is announced to headline the Super Bowl halftime show, erryone's got the lame kinda acid, broccoli-topped zoomers invade the Murderfist Reunion, Taylor Swift continues to competently dominate all media on her grand accession to power of a global government she will surely impose, Olivia Rodrigo is apparently terrified of birds!?, for some reason "caviar bumps" are becoming a thing, AND DON'T FORGET THE FINAL (FOR NOW) LIVE SHOWS, a quick reminder of the death machines that birds are, SOMEONE MADE A CHICKEN TRANSLATOR!?, Hallmark announces 42 holiday movies for this year!!!, and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: DID THEY SABOTAGE JIMMY FALLON!?!? A List full of DANGEROUS PROPS, DA BLINDZ, them SHOUTZZ AND EVEN MOOOOORE!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com   Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are still sweatin' out that Austin Powers Fever but that ain't gonna stop them from gossin' 'bout catchin' hands from A24's Talk to Me, a brief update on the WizBru and Page 7 Tour featuring tattoos from great KAY BOAK and Kitty Konniption as well as Holden finally being able to wank freely in the hotel thanks to covid and Jackie accidentally getting a frozen forehead, Drew Barrymore disappointing us all, Joe Jonas getting called out for bein' a sneaky snake during his divorce to Sophie Turner, The Riverdale Finale changing how Jackie thinks about life!?, and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Has The Simpsons Known About Tom Cruise's Fish Fuckin' Since the Early 90's??, a behind the music style list, da blinds, Shoutzz and MOOOORE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Join Jackie, MJ, and Holden as they Party Rock their way through this 2011 REREREREWIIIIIIIIIIIIND filled with tales of when air conditioners and cable packages would make or break relationships and everyone was gettin' hopped up on TIGER BLOOD! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Page 7 is back from vaca and while Holden isn't blastin' liquid brown we're gossin' bout the passing of Jimmy Buffet AND Steve from Smash Mouth, Jackie FINALLY joining the Croc family, an old man (Holden) yells about teenage hairstyles (looking at you Broccoli Heads), why is everyone divorcin' in 2023!? Holden lays out his plan for reproductive rights for "people" under 25, Last Podcast on the Left makes it into USA Today, Eras headin' to the theaters, Kanye and Bianca's oral adventure on a boat in Venice (which resulted in a lifetime ban), Burning Man becoming a 7 square mile open air toilet and In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Doja Cat Playing the Long Game?? An origin story filled List, da Blindz and the SHOUTZZZ and MOREEEE! Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

GRAB. YOUR. TISSUES. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Support us on our Patreon page and get weekly bonus Patreon-exclusive content! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

Join Holden, Jackie, and MJ as they get GROOVY BABY! for an Austin Powers WATCHALOOOOONG. Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.

We're headin' to 1995 a time long ago when POGS roamed freely across the golden plains, Holden was in Middle School realizing life was nothing but pain, MJ discovered the existence of sad bois via the "When I Come Around" music video, and BASKETBALL JACKIE REIGINED SUPREME (and learned some problematic life lessons)! Toy Story sets the stage for a CGI dynasty, Blues Travelers ruled the airwaves with an iron harmonica, a small website named Amazon sold its first book, Nickelodeon and MTV were droppin' classics, OJ's gloves did NOT fit AND SO MUCH MORE IN THIS 95 REWINDDDDD!!!Page 7 and Wizard and the Bruiser are going on TOUR! Dates and links to tickets at lastpodcastnetwork.com Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.