The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

FOUR LOKO!!! Special guest Kent Osborne visits the show to talk about TBS Movie Lounge, "Mumblecore", Spongebob Squarepants, and most importantly, his sexcapades! Abed gives us an updateus on his life. We discuss and drink Four Loko, and a whole lot more! This is our longest episode yet! Two and a half hours!! Thanks to Brian Wysolmierski for this weeks episode art! Thanks to the GWOP gang for creating the best "Four Loko" song on youtube! And thanks to our wonderful announcer, Smith Harrison!

In this week's episode... Guest star Kumail Nanjiani sits in for a riveting discussion about video games, the future, and third world people problems! Ryan rejoices as Jackie and Justin's lives continue to spiral out of control as his starts to finally turn his around! Justin gives us insight into the "Discovery Channel guy" and his misguided attempt to pitch a new slate of programming! Plus: Mister Scoops, listener email, and a billion things more! Check out our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net! Follow our twitter @gransvirginity and Smith @voiceoverstudios! Special thanks to Steven Chunn for this weeks episode art! And join our Facebook page too for sexy pictures of Jackie!

It's episode 14! Hold on to your straps! Super Mario stops by, Ryan complains a lot about his looks and women. Seriously, most of this episode is Ryan complaining about how attractive he is and how hard it is for him to meet women. Seriously, you'll love it! You'll eat it up! Thanks to ME (Justin) for the episode art, and to our wonderful announcer Smith Harrison for his silky smooth announcer work. CHECK US OUT ON FACEBOOK! www.pigsarepeople.com

The spookiest episode ever! Tune in and Tune on! It's spooky! Special thanks to Joker Little for the episode art! Incredible!!! He pulled it off!!  

Just checking in to let everyone know that the show isn't dead. We will be back soon with new full episodes.

You like Jackie?  You got Jackie! You'll learn all about Jackie's warped sense of right and wrong and find out what she has in common with "Dexter"! You'll hear tales of talent shows past and her beautiful singing voice will melt your pre-pubescent hearts! You'll discover the secret identity of her mysterious dream girl!  And what they do in the privacy of their little dream world love nest.  Watch out "Inception"!  You'll find out how Jackie fares as she tries out a groundbreaking new virtual reality experience and goes up against classic video game characters in a test of wills! INSANE VIDEOGAME NEWS SEGMENT HERE Plus: Mister Scoops!  Listener email!  Kooky Justin characters!  And much, much moooooorreeeee!!!! VOTE FOR US ON PODCAST ALLEY! Check out our announcer Smith Harrison and follow him @voiceoverstudio! Thanks to Justin Roiland for the episode art.

One day late and not even a dollar short at all! The return of Toppy, the introduction of "Psychic Abilities", and a little bit more. Special thanks to Sophie Kipner for the episode art!

It's episode 10! Notice we used numbers this time instead of spelling out the word "ten". Well that's because we're about to get into some longer numbers in terms of spelling. I figured episode 10 would be the best place to switch over to numbers. It shoudbnlt even be that noticable. I'm so sick and tired all the time. Help me. Ryan you can delete all this. No sir Justin!  In this week's episode... Rich Fulcher from "The Mighty Boosh" and "Snuff Box" sits in on the show! Hear all about Justin's forbidden love! Find about what the Jewish people say is the highest level of charitability! A horrible tragedy is mocked to comedic effect! Plus: Mister Scoops, the return of Abed, listener email, and much, much more! VOTE FOR US ON PODCAST ALLEY! Follow us @gransvirginity Check out our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net Thanks to Alex Hirsch for the episode art!  

Our first special!  Justin and Ryan host a clip show of segments and snippets deleted from previous episodes. You'll hear such previously unheard gems as:  Dan Harmon's "Theatre of the Mind or Hustler Cartoon" game! Jackie's "Wal-mart Dilemma"! Why terrorists are our biggest fans! The origin of the name "Grandma's Virginity"! And believe me, so much, much, much...much, much more!  

Mysteries explored!   The phenomenon of our pre-teen audience! "Pigs are People" aside, what really happens when you die?  What's hot and what's not in fashion this season! The pilot episode of our new reality show! Plus: Mister Scoops, listener email, and much, much more Check out more of our announcer Smith Harrison at smithharrison.net! Follow us on twitter @gransvirginity Check out our youtube page for bonus content!