The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Here it is! "The NINTENDO 3DS Sponsored by Nintendo Grandma's Virginity Crazy Audio Contest!" DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25 2011 First prize gets their choice of ONE the following = 1. brand new Nintendo 3DS system, 2. Framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles (art actually used in an episode) 3. A date with Jackie (if Jackie approves and you can provide your own transportation and accommodations.) Second prize gets to pick from the two prizes still left after First place picks.  Third place gets the last prize standing. (If that prize is a date with Jackie and she opts out or you can't or don't want that, there will be ANOTHER framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles as an alternate prize.) DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25th 2011 1. Find your favorite audio clip from any GVP episode you want. (The clip can be as short as you want, but TRY to keep it around THREE minutes in length. Don't sweat it if you go over by a bit.) If you need to edit the audio, go for it, but don't butcher it or you won't stand a chance at winning. 2. Create some visuals to accompany your chosen audio clip. (Photos, full animation, live action footage, clay animation, whatever you want. Just create some visual component to the audio that enhances it the audio) The closer it seems that the visual component matches the audio the better.  3. Post your final video on YOUTUBE and then link it on the Grandma's Virginity Facebook page! If you don't understand facebook, then just post your video on YOUTUBE and email us a link at grandmasvirginity@gmail.com 4. Justin, Ryan, Jackie, Abed, Kent Osborne, and maybe Dan Harmon will narrow down the finalists and eventually pick a winner! Second and third place will also get some INSANE prize but we haven't figured that out yet.  PRO TIP: Be creative. The more work you put in, the better chance you'll have at winning. I don't want to tell you how to play the game, but a fully animated mario cuddling on Jackie's lap is a great place to start!!!!1111 ALSO, just because the deadline is March 25th doesn't mean you can't post one tomorrow! No limit on how many you can make! Make 100 if you want! What do we care?! It probably won't strengthen your odds any!

First show of 2011! We discuss our holidayz, then Dino stops by with friend of the show Dan Harmon and tells us all sorts of neat stuff. We listen and talk back too!  We also read emails and more. Is this our year? I don't know! Hold on to your jammies!

It's a Jewish Christmas miracle! A new episode on Christmas eve day?! How can this be? Jackie, Justin, and Ryan spend time chatting. NO GUESTS! Toppy stops by. Justin re-lives his visit with Tom Green. Kent's Kloset returns! AAAAND more.  Special thanks to Ryan Elder for the Toppy theme, thanks to Josh Manderville for the awesome episode art! ALWAYS: Thanks to Smith Harrison, our heroic announcer. MERRY CHRISTMAL!

Justin's parents stop by, and Abed sits in for a very sick Jackie! WOOOEEEOO!! We'll be back with jackie on board with a new episode next week just in time for the biggest holiday of the year! 

Abed stops by and talks about his recent stint in LA country jail. Kyle Kinane drops in for some laughs and smiles. All that.

Sarah Silverman stops by for some talk, Ryan and Justin tell stories of traumatic events from their childhood, Jackie talks about her love of shit and farts (much to the disgust of Ryan and Justin), Kent Osborne stops by for another installment of "Kent's Kloset" and a bunch more. Episode 20! We did it! Thanks to Sophie Kipner for her episode art, Thanks to our announcer Smith Harrison for being a great announcer, and all around wonderful fellow.

Romanski from "blue mountain state" stops by and wows us. Jackies corner, Kent's kloset, and all sorts more. Thanks to Chris Piers for the amazing episode artwork!

It's leftovers volume 2! Tons of cut segments that we dug up and edited together for you becasue JACKIE HAD THE FLU. This is Jackies fault.

What a JAM PACKED episode this one is!  Jackie and Justin discuss their "date" as audience members at "dancing with the stars" China and some other place are fighting. Can't remember. So tired. < Ryan fix that) Kent's Kloset! New segment!  GVP Exclusive found audio: David Cross demonstrates the proper way to handle an EPK interview. We interview animation voice actor Eric Bauza! Justin's horrible love song. And more. I'm going to bed. 

World podcast exclusive interview with the elusive Steve Agee! Other stuff too! You won't believe it!