
Ologies with Alie Ward
Volcanoes. Trees. Drunk butterflies. Mars missions. Slug sex. Death. Beauty standards. Anxiety busters. Beer science. Bee drama. Take away a pocket full of science knowledge and charming, bizarre stories about what fuels these professional -ologists' obsessions. Humorist and science correspondent Alie Ward asks smart people stupid questions and the answers might change your life.
Latest episodes

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Jun 25, 2025 • 1h 21min
Crotalology (RATTLESNAKES) with Emily Taylor
Emily Taylor, a herpetology professor and rattlesnake expert at Cal Poly, dives into the fascinating world of rattlesnakes. She debunks myths, sharing why these creatures deserve our admiration and the crucial role they play in ecosystems. Listeners learn about their hunting strategies, interactions with squirrels, and even safe practices for coexisting with them. Emily also promotes the inaugural Snake Week and discusses her innovative Project Rattlecam, fostering a new appreciation for these often-misunderstood reptiles.

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Jun 18, 2025 • 1h 25min
Aquaculture Ecology (SUSTAINABLE OCEAN FOODS) with Ben Halpern
This chat features Ben Halpern, a marine ecologist and director at UCSB’s NCEAS, who dives deep into the world of aquaculture. He discusses the sustainability debate between farmed and wild fish, revealing surprising insights about shrimp farming and seaweed’s benefits. Discover the ethical implications of seafood sourcing, the role of innovative practices in fish farming, and the unique journey from skepticism to advocacy for marine conservation. Ben’s humor and personal anecdotes add a delightful touch to these serious topics.

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Jun 14, 2025 • 1h 25min
Bonus Episode: THE U.S. CONSTITUTION. Let's read it together.
Ever wondered about the U.S. Constitution? Dive into a fascinating reading of its foundational text, complete with engaging commentary for clarity. Discover the critical Bill of Rights and the significance of each amendment. Explore the historical context behind the Constitution's creation and its modern implications for civil liberties. The discussion extends to the importance of peaceful protest and civic engagement, urging listeners to stand up for their rights and connect with their communities. Plus, enjoy a humorous anecdote that lightens the heavy topics.

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Jun 11, 2025 • 1h 30min
Macrophycology (SEAWEED) with Patrick Martone, Charles Yarish, Danielle McHaskell, Angela Jones, and Becky Swerida
Join seaweed enthusiasts Patrick Martone, a botany expert from UBC, and Charles Yarish, the grandfather of commercial seaweed, as they explore the captivating world of seaweed. Discover how the diverse species of seaweed contribute to ecosystems and why their evolution is vital. From the culinary delights of different algae to their role in climate change mitigation, they dive into the intersection of science and art. Personal anecdotes and cultural practices enrich the discussion, proving that seaweed is more than just beach debris—it's a vital oceanic treasure.

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Jun 4, 2025 • 1h 15min
Cryptology (SECRET CODES) with Simon Singh
Simon Singh, author of "The Code Book" and cryptology expert, dives into the intriguing world of secret codes. He reminisces about the Enigma machine's pivotal role in WWII and shares tales of code talkers and playful languages like Pig Latin. Singh discusses the cryptographic legacy of figures like Alan Turing and historical enigmas such as the Beale cipher. The conversation also explores future challenges posed by AI and quantum computing. Prepare for a blend of humor, history, and mystery in the art of cryptology!

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May 28, 2025 • 1h 13min
Urocyonology (LITTLE GRAY FOXES) with Bill Leikam
Bill Leikam, a fox behavioral expert and author of "The Road to Fox Hollow," shares his passion for gray foxes. He dives into their unique traits, adorable antics, and their intriguing social dynamics, including amusing 'scat wars' with red foxes. Listeners learn about their parental strategies, diets, and the conservation needs of these elusive creatures. Bill also describes how these tiny foxes adapt to urban environments and reflects on their emotional lives, making for a delightful and insightful discussion about the complexities of living alongside them.

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May 21, 2025 • 1h 39min
Maritime Archaeology (SHIPWRECKS) Encore with Chanelle Zaphiropoulos
Chanelle Zaphiropoulos, a maritime archaeologist and passionate scuba diver, takes listeners on an enchanting journey beneath the waves. Discover the allure of shipwrecks like the Titanic and the ethical dilemmas behind raising artifacts. Chanelle shares fascinating tales of pirates, warships, and the ecosystems that form around sunken vessels. She also tackles the myths of Atlantis and the real-life challenges of underwater archaeology. Dive into the mysteries of maritime history and the unique sea life that thrives on these forgotten treasures!

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May 14, 2025 • 1h 33min
Araneology (SPIDERS) with Marshal Hedin
Join Dr. Marshal Hedin, a passionate arachnologist from San Diego State University, as he explores the quirky world of spiders. Discover why some spiders have surprising friends, like frogs, and learn how to identify the harmless ones. Hedin debunks myths surrounding arachnophobia, while discussing the importance of spider conservation and their ecological roles. With humor and fascinating anecdotes, he sheds light on the intricate biology of these often-misunderstood creatures, making even the most fearful reconsider their stance on spiders!

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May 8, 2025 • 1h 16min
Artificial Intelligence Ethicology (WILL A.I. CRASH OUT?) with Abeba Birhane
In this lively discussion, Abeba Birhane, a cognitive scientist and AI ethics expert from Trinity College, tackles the hot topic of artificial intelligence's impact on society. She dives into the ethical implications of AI job displacement and the need for inclusivity in tech. The conversation spins through the humorous side of rude chatbots and the curious gender dynamics in AI voices. Abeba emphasizes the risk of AI reinforcing societal biases and the urgent necessity for regulation. Plus, bacon ice cream makes a cameo!

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Apr 30, 2025 • 54min
Salugenology (WHY HUMANS REQUIRE HOBBIES) Part 2 with Julia Hotz
It’s Part 2 of how to fix your life with hobbies! Pretty much. Journalist/author of “The Connection Cure” Julia Hotz explains the science behind forest bathing, how privilege affects accessibility to hobbies and what to do about it, how to figure out what lights you up, how to schedule time for hobbies if you have no time to do hobbies, why I used to call my old job at newspaper Club Karoshi, what if social interaction gives you the willies, what if depression keeps you from doing the things that lift depression, being social without having to spend money or get wasted, why volunteering is such an antidepressant, why rehabs use social prescribing, if protesting is a good hobby, and why you should go take a walk. Also: did I go to the ukulele meeting or chicken out?Listen to Part 1 hereVisit Julia’s website and follow her on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and SubstackBuy her book The Connection Cure: The Prescriptive Power of Movement, Nature, Art, Service, and BelongingA donation went to GrowNYCMore episode sources and linksSmologies (short, classroom-safe) episodesOther episodes you may enjoy: Dolorology (PAIN), Eudemonology (HAPPINESS), Critical Ecology (SOCIAL SYSTEMS + ENVIRONMENT), Post-Viral Epidemiology (LONG COVID), Disability Sociology (DISABILITY PRIDE), Ergopathology (BURNOUT), Biogerontology (AGING), Canistrumology (BASKET WEAVING), Domestic Phytology (HOUSEPLANTS), Ethnoecology (ETHNOBOTANY/NATIVE PLANTS), Dendrology (TREES)Sponsors of OlogiesTranscripts and bleeped episodesBecome a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a monthOlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, hoodies, totes!Follow Ologies on Instagram and BlueskyFollow Alie Ward on Instagram and TikTokEditing by Mercedes Maitland of Maitland Audio Productions and Jake ChaffeeManaging Director: Susan HaleScheduling Producer: Noel DilworthTranscripts by Aveline Malek Website by Kelly R. DwyerTheme song by Nick Thorburn