

Bitch Bible
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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Sep 9, 2021 • 42min
Shana Tova Motherf*ckers
It's the Jewish New Year and true to form, Jackie has no resolutions. We deep dive Real Housewives, go over some dinner party hacks and pay homage to our guiding light Beverley Mitchell.
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Sep 2, 2021 • 36min
SEND THE PARAMEDICS AND A PR REP.
Jackie enters a dangerously exposing spiral of reality by playing a song she pitched to Andrew, dissecting Demi Lovato, DONDA, modern feminism and other politically incorrect topics. This episode is dedicated to Maureen from Center Stage.
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Aug 26, 2021 • 42min
There Will Be Blood
Jackie does a menstrual art exhibition in France, gives solo travel tips and delights audience with some verbal abuse for her live studio audience aka her husband Andrew.
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Aug 17, 2021 • 38min
Leaving the Cuntry!
It's Jackie's birthday, she has fled the country and left many questionably offensive opinions and hot takes on the mainland. From One Tree Hill, Housewives and some demanding instructions for her dog Leo's 8th birthday... apologies in advance. Bonsoir.
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Aug 10, 2021 • 43min
The Worst Episode Ever
Jackie hits rock bottom with a sarcastic Vogue-inspired Q&A that’s both hilarious and cringeworthy. She vents about a canceled guest and her husband's DIY mishaps while revealing spooky poltergeist fears in her new house. A rant about Michael Bublé hilariously shifts to a frozen yogurt misadventure. Jackie shares quirky pet peeves, her lack of empathy, and confesses to a shopping addiction. With bold celebrity critiques and reflections on life experiences, she explores fantasy life swaps and admits her smoking curiosity—all while unapologetically disliking Bublé.

Aug 4, 2021 • 43min
Caulk Tease
Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness.
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Jul 28, 2021 • 41min
Spectrumella
Jackie enters a 48 hour solitary confinement sans cable and internet and explores the intricacies of her fucked up brain. Kanye, Bennifer, bird extinction and some fucker named Ron.
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Jul 23, 2021 • 46min
Leo Season
Jackie embraces Leo season balls deep with a trip to Mexico, an impromptu astrology guide, contact with her new neighbors and a cheap mascara theory.
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Jul 14, 2021 • 45min
ALLEGEDLY
Jackie discusses her new wellness journey for Leo season, makes a bold case in support of Ramona Singer and remind everyone that Tila Tequila is a nazi... allegedly.
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Jul 10, 2021 • 42min
Life in Limb-o
Jackie discusses her parting gift to the neighborhood, her new house, deep dives Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and answers listener questions!
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