Bitch Bible The Worst Episode Ever
Aug 10, 2021
Jackie hits rock bottom with a sarcastic Vogue-inspired Q&A that’s both hilarious and cringeworthy. She vents about a canceled guest and her husband's DIY mishaps while revealing spooky poltergeist fears in her new house. A rant about Michael Bublé hilariously shifts to a frozen yogurt misadventure. Jackie shares quirky pet peeves, her lack of empathy, and confesses to a shopping addiction. With bold celebrity critiques and reflections on life experiences, she explores fantasy life swaps and admits her smoking curiosity—all while unapologetically disliking Bublé.
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Creepy House, Rotten Trees
- Jackie recounts moving into her deceased mother's childhood home and losing sleep over an empty house with creaky trees.
- She describes fear of a potential intruder and the discovery that towering Christmas trees are rotten and dangerous.
Fro-Yo Judgment Fury
- Jackie rants about a woman’s frozen yogurt order that disgusted her and triggered intense judgment.
- The combination of creme brulee, cotton candy and salted pretzel crumbs becomes a comedic moral indictment.
Phone-It-In With A Format
- Jackie admits performing when tired feels like phoning it in, so she chose a 73-questions format to fill time.
- She frames authenticity and self-awareness as safer than forced intimacy on the mic.